Capt. Joe Shoes
@TheJoeShoes
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🎬 Toys • Wrestling • Pop Culture • Baseball 🕹 80s kid energy, collector vibes, Internet’s Stepdad™ 👊 Once punched by He-Man 👇 Watch more on YouTube
Tampa, FL
Joined March 2009
If you’re good, any site can be a dating site. #ShoesClues
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The latest episode of @TheJoeShoes’ Captain’s Log featuring @MrsAIPAlisha is available, now! From her early days in wrestling, being into T.G.I.Friday over Disney, getting involved in behind-the-scenes work, and more! https://t.co/37AnmjNE62 on the HARD tier and up.
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In 1987, @_SgtSlaughter defeated Nemesis Enforcer, turned Lt. Falcon into a decent soldier and graced the frosting of my birthday cake. Now we have figures in the same toyline and got to hang out at Comic Con. We’ve had a helluva 38 year run whether he’s been aware of it or not.
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The Captain’s Log with @TheJoeShoes goes LIVE, tonight! His special guest is System member @MrsAIPAlisha. If YOU WANNA KNOW SOMETHIN’ you’ll join them at 8pm ET on https://t.co/37AnmjObVA when you’re an ELITE member or higher.
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Was two more outs really too much to ask from your starter who had been untouchable and was still under 80 pitches?
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Movie 284 of 2025: THE SMASHING MACHINE Painful and arduous two hours for what will go down as one of the most boring films of the year and plays as if a horribly monotone person is reading the audiobook of a memoir. Hype machine didn’t do any favors here either.
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@Uber Where can I find this commercial to show everyone? The couple’s entire relationship and breakup before reconnecting at the costume party based around having an extra minute or 4 before their ride arrives. Everyone needs to be as sad as me.
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Jesus Christ, why am I full-on SpongeBob tears watching this @Uber commercial before this movie. I’m an emotional fucking wreck now.
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The highlight of this season is this preseason 20 mins. Thank you, 🌸.
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To be fair, this is a perfect “DVD game” to sum up the 2025 Mets. @EvanRobertsWFAN
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Either Reggae Dones got hacked or this guy is all about crypto despite having never mentioned it to me in the nearly 20 years I’ve known him.
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Siri, play Madonna’s “I’ll Remember.”
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Stanley Tucci.
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Wishing everyone a glorious Shoesday today especially my good friend, @DylanPostl! Make it a good one, buddy!
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