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@TheJasonOffutt

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My brain's like the game "Candy Land," mixed with the works of H.P. Lovecraft, put in a snow globe, and shaken in a paint mixer. Buy my books.

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Joined March 2012
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@TheJasonOffutt
Jason Offutt. I write, and stuff.
10 months
I know we're not supposed to look at Goodreads, but...
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@TheJasonOffutt
Jason Offutt. I write, and stuff.
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Here's my recent appearance on "Mysteries and Monsters" where I discuss mysteries and monsters. I had a great time with the interview. I hope you do to.
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@TheJasonOffutt
Jason Offutt. I write, and stuff.
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I once wrote a paranormal-themed newspaper column (archives at https://t.co/vWWKX3AlrL). This is a piece I wrote about a second-hand witness to the Roswell crash hijinks. Enjoy. https://t.co/KFlzd8UfEW
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@TheJasonOffutt
Jason Offutt. I write, and stuff.
2 days
Wait. Dr Who did what?
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@TheJasonOffutt
Jason Offutt. I write, and stuff.
8 days
Today's writing tunes.
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@TheJasonOffutt
Jason Offutt. I write, and stuff.
11 days
A profession I never knew existed because I never knew it "needed" to exist. A Baby Name Consultant? These are truly the end times. https://t.co/lPPMtvSvu7
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goodhousekeeping.com
One of the first parenting decisions can also be the hardest—and may require help from a pro.
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Jason Offutt. I write, and stuff.
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Jason Offutt. I write, and stuff.
16 days
Who had Chinese kung-fu robots on their 2026 bingo card? Just me?
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Jason Offutt. I write, and stuff.
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Jason Offutt. I write, and stuff.
21 days
My 11-year-old when she saw this book cover: "I’m afraid if we open this book we’ll never be able to close it again." Yeah, me too, kiddo. Yikes.
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@TheJasonOffutt
Jason Offutt. I write, and stuff.
27 days
Words I didn't think I'd read together in a headline.
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metro.co.uk
'You have to go to the moon.'
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@TheJasonOffutt
Jason Offutt. I write, and stuff.
1 month
Excellent way to start a workday by grading papers. https://t.co/55z3CiQ9sR
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@TheJasonOffutt
Jason Offutt. I write, and stuff.
1 month
Parental maxim: The closer your daughter is to becoming a teenager directly reflects the increasing time she takes in the bathroom.
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@TheJasonOffutt
Jason Offutt. I write, and stuff.
1 month
Another paranormal TV appearance coming your way soon. Stay tuned...
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@TheJasonOffutt
Jason Offutt. I write, and stuff.
1 month
Hmmm. If this pans out, it would answer a lot of questions about OOPArts.
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dailymail.co.uk
A new study suggests the origins of Egypt's Great Pyramid may be very different from what historians have believed for centuries.
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@TheJasonOffutt
Jason Offutt. I write, and stuff.
1 month
I don’t get why people are upset Bill Belichick didn’t get in the Hall of Fame first ballot. Before Tom Brady he was 46–112 (.293 win %), with Brady he was 249–75 (.769 win %), after Brady left the Patriots, he was 29-38 (.433 win %). Methinks it wasn’t Bill who did the winning.
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@TheJasonOffutt
Jason Offutt. I write, and stuff.
2 months
Hey, folks. One of these guys is me. Check it out.
@aaronsagers
Aaron Sagers
2 months
Before #Greenland was dominating the news cycle, it was already long home to chilling |#monsters. Check out my latest #TalkingStrange w/ @thejasonoffutt author of “Chasing North American Monsters,” about #paranormal creatures of its frozen landscapes https://t.co/uE14N5Eq8r
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@TheJasonOffutt
Jason Offutt. I write, and stuff.
2 months
Hey, one of those guys is me. Check it out!
@aaronsagers
Aaron Sagers
2 months
Before #Greenland was dominating the news cycle, it was already long home to chilling |#monsters. Check out my latest #TalkingStrange w/ @thejasonoffutt author of “Chasing North American Monsters,” about #paranormal creatures of its frozen landscapes https://t.co/uE14N5Eq8r
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@TheJasonOffutt
Jason Offutt. I write, and stuff.
2 months
Pluto TV is cycling through Star Trek: TOS. "The Man Trap" is on now. You're welcome.
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@TheJasonOffutt
Jason Offutt. I write, and stuff.
2 months
Two words: Mabel Pines.
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