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@TheHazy25
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It took 20-30 rejected job applications to realise that my CV said "Date of Bitch" instead of "Date of Birth",is such Life though? LOL.
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Asking for nudes from a woman you've already slept with is like getting excited over a trailer of a movie you've already seen before.hahaha.
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Having Messi in your team is cheating. Best poacher, playmaker, and dribbler in the world all rolled into one. lol.
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Life is short. Remember, focus on what matters and let go of what doesn't.
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Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace & gratitude.
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Ironically, the people who ignore you now will somehow need you later.
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yoooo .we wl nt lose again. lol #COYG
Here's the current @premierleague form table. Can @OfficialFOXES stay up? #SSNHQ
http://t.co/pmtG4L6FHh.
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