Kristen
@TheGolfChick
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Used to write as The Golf Chick™, maybe will again sometime. Also @TheGunChick. Forever in love with @protipsgolf (RIP).
Forever upwind of @Nostradogus
Joined July 2008
I finished the first draft of my first novel today. There was a time when posting this on Twitter would have made it feel real and held me to account. I miss those days.
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To be in the writers' room at Kimmel today, tonight and tomorrow
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But I declared it so. Such disrespect. MAKE DOGS GREAT AGAIN! MDGA!
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And that's why he didn't make it as a USPS mail carrier 🥰
This is Shadow. He forgot to put on his parking brakes. 12/10 we’ve all been there
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In case I'm about to get banned from Twitter forever, I love you friends.
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Wait. So buying votes is constitutional? Like out in the open, vote for my person and I'll pay you? @elonmusk
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I think he also takes those guns to the gym sometimes 💪 And those fuzzy pads I just want to hold his hand!
This is Khan. He is your Uber driver. But unlike most Ubers, all of his rides go to the park. And also you drive. 13/10 five stars
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Please nominate #SammichforSpeaker I bet he'd get fewer no votes than Jordan. Embarrassing and divisive meet cute and unifying. #SpeakerOfTheHouse
What a great letter from a constituent! I have no doubts Sammich would be a Speaker we can all get behind.
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Thank you. Link to watch:
rules.senate.gov
Full Committee Hearing on September 27, 2023 at 11:30 AM
RIGHT NOW: I’m holding a hearing in the Senate Rules Committee on AI and the future of our elections. I'm working with Senators from both parties on legislation to ban deceptive political advertisements made by AI -- we need to safeguard our democracy.
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If you will??? OH I WILL. Who wouldn't? BOOP
Here is a pup with a paw print on her nose. Born to be booped, if you will. 13/10
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Haley has to be winning in the middle, if there is one. #republicanDebate
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