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By popular demand, here is the official Free Narnian C.S Lewis Essay recommendation list. Read (or listen to on audio book) these essays in order if you want to understand the world we live in today.
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We need to close the border to Skyrim until we figure out what's going over there
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Celebrate Christmas the Narnian way. All good boys and girls ought to receive weapons with which they can wage war against immortal evil.
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Friend showed me an actual clip where Cowboy Yellowstone makes a complaint about drinking Italian wine because his daddy "fought those bastards" in WW2.
I have not stopped laughing.
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@BENZOTOOIE
We chugged Mountain Dew, called people retarded, and understood that war in the middle east was really cool
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>casually gives a 13 year old girl a time machine with no qualms because he knows she's such a nerd she'll never use it for anything other than getting to class on time.
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"The Holy Roman Empire wasn't holy, Roman, or an Empire"
"Basically Dante was writing a self-insert fanfiction where everyone he doesn't like is in hell."
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The opening of Dawn of War remains one of the greatest. This is absolute gold.
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"Waaaah I missed the chance to fall in love when I was a teenager!"
I missed out on the Denny's Hobbit menu.
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Born just in time to see the English language die
Is Baby Gronk the new Drip King, or is he just getting rizzed up by Livvy?
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"The world's going insane in the 21st century!"
"Goodness, what can I do to help?"
"Write a book about Christian otters on Mars."
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This guy is engaged to be married to a real woman.
Let that sink in.
“Stop giving me your slimiest boogers”
“You’re my most congested soldier”
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Her only plan was to outsource their military to a bunch of monkeys?
This never would have happened under the Toadsworth Regency, the Mushroom Kingdom has fallen.
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Thinking about that one Twilight Zone episode where Confederate soldier can win the Civil War with a book of magic spells if he sells his soul to the devil and then he throws the book kn a camp fire
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Some of my least favorites are:
It was all a dream
Noble savages
Prostitute with a heart of gold
Drama via romantic affairs/infidelity
Fellow writers/readers, what would you say are tropes that turn you away from a story?
For me, it's the nihilist trope, "Nothing you did really mattered. Hope is just a pointless delusion."
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Great Khans: "Oh my chems, the NCR is so mean they oppress us by not allowing us to be drug addled thugs all day! We'll avenge Bitter Springs by joining with Caesar's Legion!"
Great Khans under Caesar's Legion:
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The trilogy of Narnian villains dunking on Middle-Earth villains is complete.
Soyron, Soyruman, and More Goth are no match for the Chadis Jadis, Sigma Green Witch and the Inexorably Irresistibly Inevitable Tash.
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@ManletThorin
Lovecraft encouraged all his contemporaries and even aspiring writers to steal his concepts and use them in their own work.
Lovecraft obviously was not anticipating the reddit-American
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H.G Wells invented wargaming so sensitive young men could have a pastime
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Major Tolkien Art Thread. Enjoy this selection of art from Denis Gordeev.
The Nazgul in the Shire
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You're an Immortal Jellyfish, a biological miracle!
"..."
How long have you been floating around? Were you in the Mediterranean during Christ's time on earth?
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Adam and Eve named you right? What language did they speak?
"English"
Holy shi-
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So true Heinlein, the Arachnids are morally inferior to Mankind.
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*Blurgh* "Take the Oath of Dagon. *Glurp* We're all in this together."
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Fantasy needs to be less about realism and more about morbidly obese toads on floating walmart scooters that use mathematics for magic
Food for thought on fantasy worldbuilding.
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POV: You're JRR Tolkien and your best friend Jack has dawned his level 99 Mage robes to teleport into your home to bully you into publishing the wierd fan fiction you wrote for your made up language because he really likes it.
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*Utopian system that is perfectly meritocratic and predicated on the self evident value of the single individual human being and his moral right to live*
"Uuuuuggggghhhhhh is this fascism? *farm animal noises*"
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Found this on my phone.
Incredible historical artifact.
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@PDakkadakka
Creepypastas always get ruined when tons of people get involved with "developing lore"
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John Carter really went, "haha I can jump good" and then did a speed run of the utter annihilation of an incredibly ancient and sophisticated city state at the hands of inhuman monster savages all so he could impress a brick colored egg woman.
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"Children need to see characters that look exactly like them in order to relate to fiction!"
Me as a kid with my imagination:
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It's implied that he dies at Gettysburg but he is able to be buried in hallowed ground, so in in the end he won the real contest
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Lenny_Bongcloud made his mark on history, what about you?
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@ManletThorin
Thorin is a Santa Loyalist, and see how he has been rewarded by our Great Leader
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@1894gang
He was definitely one of those guys that was memes as being "le so based" and it's just repackaged 1970s soviet bromides
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Absolutel lol at the people malding at Thorin
You know NOTHING of what the Dwarf is capable of posting.
I have seen things.
Things you buffoons couldn't begin to imagine.
WGA strikers: “we deserve to be paid more for our writing”
Their writing:
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Metroid Dread deserves our praise for giving us girlboss rage queen Samus screaming in anger as she strangles a member of an endangered species.
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Just wait until they discover the sequel
Spoilers: the disillusioned dissident voluntarily sacrifices his life to save the Federation because he would rather have humanity live under a government he doesn't like than be extinct.
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This filtered so many people
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This is real and actual footage of Thomas Jefferson after the Delcaration of Independence was signed.
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@ManletThorin
The most normie couple I ever knew watched it and that is enough to repel me.
Also Kristen what's her face, can't stand her.
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I dream of relics, treasures, things of grandeur and beauty
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I just saw that today is the anniversary of the publication of The Hobbit.
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One of my favorite tropes is villains who know they're evil and love it
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At a certain age (16 - 21), one must rid himself of all childish things. Throw away the toys, children’s books, video games, &., and embrace adulthood.
Get real hobbies, read real books, do something worth remembering.
Stop playing Warhammer, video games, &c., and grow up!
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@HappyMantShrimp
Why to the youtube guys that are the most mild mannered get the most deranged hatred?
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Why do people in New York think that convenience stores don't exist anywhere else?
I went to get coffee this morning and thought I’d show the non-NYers what’s sold in a bodega: the good, the bad and the ugly.
RT and name one product that you recognize. ☕️
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I like ray guns and spaceships and power armor and high technology science fiction and I will not apologize for it
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I made a really pretty woman laugh with one of my jokes.
Please excuse me as I coast into next week on this W
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Astute viewers will note that the thieves are literally repelled by the church grounds when Kevin is hiding among the Nativity display
the message of Home Alone is that you should go to church
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The Federation doesn't infringe on Arachnid territory, both civilizations are expansionist and are driving towards each other. When their borders brush up with humanity they strike first and nuke a city on Earth before systematically wiping out human colonies.
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Mfers will get a fit like this, an army, and a title like 'The Master of Woe' only to get bodied by an 18 year on a quest that just wants to go back and marry the girl from his village.
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Calling in a Ratio
"Lord of the Rings but without the pointless Tom Bombadil fellow."
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Mystery Grove's essay on Media Literacy is phenomenal
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Lately I've been enjoying punishing younger Zoomers on Halo 3 multiplayer on Steam.
Foolish broccoli haired fortnite babies.
I was raised in the real war.
Look upon my playable Elite and quake with despair.
You have no idea who you're dealing with here.
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Dimond City Radio: Some dweeb.
Galaxy News Radio: Literal hippy.
Radio New Vegas: Charisma off the charts.
Enclave Radio:
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This may be a wierd thing to say, but she looks like she'd be in Starship Troopers.
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In this house we respect Gus Polinski, the Polka King of the Midwest
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Tolkien: I'm going to make up an entire language, painstakingly creating naming conventions that make sense within it's structure.
Lewis: *looks at a map of Italy* Hey! Look at that town there, it's called 'Narnia', that's a cool name.
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I just typed "Vaperwave C.S Lewis"
Am not disappointed
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"Reading fiction is a waste of time young man you should be studying industrial economics instead."
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@Babygravy9
I love that the dog can't be bothered to move any more than lifting his head in mild curiosity
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