ShitMyRoommateSays
@TheFourthCorner
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Random musings of four alpha males who say pretty obnoxious things.
Here, There, Everywhere.
Joined February 2012
Whatever girl said "just the tip" doesn't count clearly did not learn lessons from the Titanic.
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RT @dodgersnation: Remember when Yasiel Puig trailed on the final day of the Final Vote, but came back to get voted to the ASG? #VotePuig
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@TheFourthCorner Happy #earthday , may you recycle everything except your ex's
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Cubic Zirconium's slogan should be: Guys can fake it too! #truth
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On this Valentine's Day do not be a dummy. Cum on her tummy.
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You had us at hello RT “@KtHoWood: Apologies for my disinterest in football. I'm just a gal that gets beer and gives blowjobs. My B.”
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They should call the Super Bowl the Not So Sober Bowl. GO NINERS!!!
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We would rather have our prostates checked than sit at the same bar as an ex girlfriend.
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You know you're finally returning to the valley when you start to see green fields and John Deere tractors.
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Dog is giving me a dirty look while I'm #snuggled under a blanket... Sorry I don't sleep with dogs anymore #ohhhhhowtimeshavechanged
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"You're using your laptop as a coaster. Put it away."
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When it says "Juicy" across a girls sweat pants on the backside, is it really juicy?
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"Her boobie to self esteem ratio was inversely equal."
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"@Laughbook: That awkward moment when sluts hate on other sluts for being sluts." #awkwardturtle
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Bets are now being taken when @Wardashian will make his triumphant return to Facebook.
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