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Mrs. M

@TheFormerMrsM

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Former English & Journalism Teacher. Current HR Professional. Ravenclaw. Baylor Bear. Book Nerd. Disney Addict. All opinions are my own.

Joined August 2020

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Adam Karpiak

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Mrs. M

@TheFormerMrsM

3 years

Come work with me! The Expo Group is looking for an Exhibits Project Manager to join our team in Irving, Texas. Apply today! https://t.co/hWgJQY8nK1 #hiring #hiringnow #wearehiring #tradeshows #exhibits

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Mrs. M

@TheFormerMrsM

3 years

PLEASE DON’T tell me you’re a cat lady on your resume. I don’t need to know.

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Mrs. M

@TheFormerMrsM

3 years

Please don’t send me a teams message to tell me you sent me an email. Especially not at the exact same time as you sent the email.

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Marcus Lemonis

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3 years

I’m giving away 25 one year passes to @PlanetFitness … must Retweet to enter #HolidaysWithMarcus

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Mrs. M

@TheFormerMrsM

3 years

Stop. Putting. Your. Headshot. On. Your. Resume. Give me something I can use instead.

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@PuckOff__

3 years

When I die, make sure six Dallas Cowboys players are my pallbearers so they can let me down one last time.

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Mrs. M

@TheFormerMrsM

3 years

I’m all for reaching on job apps. Short a few years experience? Apply! But if you have ZERO experience and the job asks for 5-7 years, it might not work so well.

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Canadian Recruiter 🇨🇦

@TheCanRecruiter

3 years

PLEASE 👏🏼do👏🏼not👏🏼DECLINE👏🏼inMails👏🏼from👏🏼Recruiters. Better to ACCEPT and reply you're not interested. This gives me my credit back. signed, Recruiter with limited inMail credits :)

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Mrs. M

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3 years

My Christmas lights are being installed. 😆

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@PuckOff__

3 years

RIP Hagrid 😢

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Mrs. M

@TheFormerMrsM

3 years

I’m not that into Halloween but Hocus Pocus is the one thing that might convert me.

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Mrs. M

@TheFormerMrsM

3 years

The FDA shouldn’t have to tell you not to marinade your chicken in NyQuil.

nypost.com

The TikTok trend, which involves coating chicken in potentially fatal amounts of NyQuil, is a recipe for disaster — and possibly the hospital.

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@PuckOff__

3 years

Cowboys gonna do what the Cowboys do. New season, same frustrations.

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Mrs. M

@TheFormerMrsM

3 years

Plans fell through. Do I: 1. Purge my closet OR 2. Finish my Harry Potter Marathon?

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Mrs. M

@TheFormerMrsM

3 years

Making last minute holiday weekend plans which means you can avoid purging your closet…

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Mrs. M

@TheFormerMrsM

3 years

The only thing that would make this thunderstorm better is a football game on TV.

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Mrs. M

@TheFormerMrsM

3 years

Things I never expected to say: I forgot to charge my mop.

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Adam Karpiak

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3 years

No job is worth your mental health.

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Mrs. M

@TheFormerMrsM

3 years

I know I’m late to the party. But WOW. Top Gun Maverick. Miles Teller was cast so perfectly. It reflects the original while standing on its own. Best movie I’ve seen in years.

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