The False 9
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🚨 | Vinicius Jr will NOT attend the Champions League Round of 16 draw “It doesn’t take a genius to know we are playing Man City again”
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🚨🗣️ | Gianluigi Prestianni still denies that he is racist even after admitting to calling Vinicius Jr a monkey: “If I cut hair one time does that make me a barber?”
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🚨 | LaLiga officials have reportedly blocked Cristiano Ronaldo’s attempt to purchase a 25% stake in UD Almería due to the league’s multi-club ownership regulations. The issue arises from Ronaldo’s existing ownership of FC Barcelona and Atletico Madrid. (via @Marca_Spain)
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Why does he have the UCL trophy just chilling in his house? 😂
📲SOCIAL MEDIA: Milos Kerkez just posted a photo of Salah’s trophy cabinet on Instagram and it’s stacked 🤯🏆
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All the players coming out and saying this makes them look scared of Man City 😂😭
• Reporter: "Manchester City or Sporting for the Round of 16?" 🚨🗣️ Alvaro Arbeloa: "We will face Man City for sure... Just like the last 7 years."
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🚨 | Victor Osimhen says he does NOT want to play Tottenham in the R16 of the Champions League : “I want a challenge and playing a team that will be traveling to Wrexham next season just isn’t that much of one”
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🚨 | Victor Osimhen: “The only club I would leave Galatasaray for is Barca. I always dreamed of playing on the same pitch Messi did”
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🚨🗣️ | Vinicius Jr on the Champions League draw on Friday: “There is no point in watching it. I already know we will be playing Man City for the 10th time in a row”.
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🚨 | Victor Osimhen shares a picture of his son celebrating after Galatasaray moved on to the UCL Round of 16
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🚨🗣️ | Paul Pogba after Monaco were eliminated from the Champions League tonight: “I put my blood, sweat, and tears into this Champions League campaign. It’s a shame it had to end so soon”.
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🚨🗣️ | Gianluigi Prestianni admits to calling Vinicius Jr a monkey: “Now that we are eliminated, I will admit Vinicius was right with what I called him”
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🚨🗣️ | Gianluigi Prestianni: “Now that we’re eliminated, I will admit that I did say that sh*t”
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🚨🗣️ | Raul Asencio’s girlfriend urges fans to keep him in their prayers after he suffered a serous injury: “Keep Raul in your prayers, his injury is looking very serious”.
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🚨🗣️ | Raul Asencio on his mistake that led to Benfica’s goal: “I was too focused on the number 14 on the back of Pavlidis’s shirt so I was out of position. It will never happen again”.
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Raul Asencio when it comes to everything but messing with kids
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🚨🗣️ | Marco Reus on Dortmund losing to Atalanta: “It’s a shame what the club has become. If you ask me to think of a black and yellow club I think of Bodo Glimt now”.
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