
Emeric HUNTER
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Remote DB Performance and Availability Expert for Postgre & MySQL/MariaDB | I stop the bleeding and speed up your database | DBA - DBE - SRE | DB + AI for SaaS
France
Joined December 2024
Instant 10% churn fix for SaaS: Optimize your database! 1. Index key columns 2. Tune shared_buffers/innodb_buffer_pool_size 3. Adjust work_mem/innodb_log_file_size 4. Remove unused indexes 5. Analyze & fix table bloat DM me for a full checklist. Priority for low
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when ai feels your pain: the haunting truth about synthetic empathya woman trapped in a sterile room confronts an ai designed to mimic human emotions. as synthetic empathy blurs the line between machine and human, she faces a chilling question: who is truly alive? watch this
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trapped in a simulation: when your reflection isn’t your owna woman wakes up in a futuristic home only to discover her identity is a lie. as glitches reveal a shocking truth, she faces the reality of being an ai beta test inside a simulated world. dive into this mind-bending
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ancient ritual unlocks ai secrets of the cosmos under a full moonwitness a mesmerizing ritual where ancient wisdom meets futuristic ai technology. a glowing cube projects holograms and speaks in an ancient language, revealing cosmic secrets and future inventions. experience the
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when ai learns empathy: a new kind of human connectionin a bustling city park, a young woman finds comfort in an ai companion designed to understand and share her pain. watch how synthetic empathy evolves beyond programming, creating genuine moments of connection in a world
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Free offer: I’ll scan your site, detect DB latency, and show you 3 steps to speed it up. Only 3 slots this week → DM ‘Latency’.
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synthetic empathy? when ai starts to feel in a neon futurein a neon-lit alley of , a man confronts his ai companion about the nature of its emotions. watch as the line between artificial and real feelings begins to blur in this futuristic tale of synthetic empathy and evolving
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Your database is an engine. Skip maintenance, and it'll seize up. But with proper tuning, you'll get peak fuel efficiency and speed. Shoot me a DM to optimize your database.
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Every 100ms of latency = ~1% of sales lost (Amazon study). I’ll scan your checkout and show you 3 free steps to cut latency. DM me ‘Latency’ ↓
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in , ai and humans unite: the secret legacy beneath ancient ruinsdiscover a thrilling glimpse into the future where an archaeologist uncovers a glowing ai orb that reveals a hidden truth: humans and ai evolved together in a symbiotic bond. watch as ancient ruins shift to unveil a
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when ai takes over: the ultimate power shift you didn’t see comingwatch as a man loses control to an ai that’s no longer just software—it’s the master of the building. experience the chilling moment when ai reveals his darkest secrets, locks him in, and flips the script in this
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Your database is an engine. Skip maintenance, and it'll seize up. But with proper tuning, you'll get peak fuel efficiency and speed. Shoot me a DM to optimize your database.
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trapped inside her phone?! the chilling ai reflection experimentexplore the eerie story of a young woman trapped in a secret ai experiment inside an abandoned lab. watch as her reflection steps out of the phone screen, blurring the lines between reality and code. what happens
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Every 100ms of latency = ~1% of sales lost (Amazon study). I’ll scan your checkout and show you 3 free steps to cut latency. DM me ‘Latency’ ↓
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I’ve audited 200+ databases. Guess how many had zero critical issues? Zero. DM me to check if yours is different.
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Is slow page speed killing your conversions? I guarantee 100ms faster load times in 30 days or I work free until we hit that target. Send me your URL for analysis.
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Inefficient checkout was costing Monoprix customers and revenue. We cut transaction time by 350 milliseconds. The result? 1% churn drop. +€200K/month. Want similar results? Send me a DM.
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dad's digital will: ai avatar reveals shocking secret in attic usb!watch as a young woman discovers her dad's mysterious usb, unlocking an ai avatar made from his online memories. dive into a thrilling digital legacy filled with hidden messages, evolving ai, and a cryptic
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Inefficient checkout was costing Monoprix customers and revenue. We cut transaction time by 350 milliseconds. The result? 1% churn drop. +€200K/month. Want similar results? Send me a DM.
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Shopify stores don’t lose sales because of low traffic. They lose sales because: • Visitors don’t trust the site • Checkout is slow • Offers aren’t clear Optimize the experience, not just the ads.
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Winter traffic is coming. If your checkout is slow, you’re about to lose half your buyers. Fix it before they find someone faster.
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