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The Distrio helps clients in the heavily-regulated cannabinoid supply chain achieve compliant revenue faster.

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@TheDistrio
The Distrio
6 months
What is The Distrio? The Distrio helps clients in the heavily-regulated cannabinoid supply chain achieve compliant revenue faster. As a Supply Chain Accelerator, we focus on product commercialization through regulatory and technical support across the seed-to-sales cycle.
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The Distrio
28 days
What a game!
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@TheDistrio
The Distrio
2 months
We thought this was pretty funny.
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@TheDistrio
The Distrio
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@TheDistrio
The Distrio
2 months
President Donald Trump’s recent executive order rescheduling cannabis to a Schedule III controlled substance marks the most momentous shift in U.S. federal drug policy since 1970. We used DistrioGPT to produce a deep dive report on what this means for pharmaceutical grade CBD
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The Distrio
2 months
The beautiful glow of the Delta greenhouses from Burnaby Mountain. #BCHYDRO
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The Distrio
3 months
Joy Division would still be making music if Ian Curtis had CBD. #CannabisCommunity
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The Distrio
3 months
Cannabis is medicine. #CannabisCommunity
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@TheDistrio
The Distrio
3 months
The Distrio welcomes increased access to this amazing plant. Still a ways to go, but this is important. #CannabisCommunity
@aaronvalue
Aaron Edelheit
3 months
"Sources familiar with the administration’s planning tell Marijuana Moment that an announcement on the rescheduling is planned for 1:30pm ET and that Trump will be surrounded by various cannabis industry and movement stakeholders when signing the order."
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@TheDistrio
The Distrio
3 months
Have you noticed the massive uptick in Reefer Madness media the past few weeks? From 'scromiting' to 'no medicinal value', we can see the not-so-invisible hand of the anti-cannabis lobby. So who, exactly, is in that room? DistrioGPT's Guy Fontaine has a deep dive for you 1/
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@TheDistrio
The Distrio
4 months
When someone shares a COA with Mikey, he will validate that COA against your official template(s) in his vector store to ensure it has not been tampered with. This is a completely free service that protects your clients. Join our fraud detection program: https://t.co/sf6RZpO2t1
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@TheDistrio
The Distrio
4 months
Mikey is our AI assistant designed to assess Certificates of Analysis (COAs) for authenticity, reliability, and suitability across various global markets. As part of Mikey's fraud detection training at The Distrio, we are building a vector database of official COA templates and
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@JoeCool_15
Joe
4 months
“Few weeks” became months and counting….
@cspan
CSPAN
7 months
President Trump on marijuana: "We're looking at reclassification and we'll make a determination over the next few weeks."
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The Distrio
4 months
Not sure if this was a QA slip-up, or a commercial decision manifesting as a QA slip-up, but not having a moisture pack in the 14g bags of @RedecanCannabis has definitely impacted bud quality. #SpaceAgeCake #cannabisculture
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The Distrio
4 months
When will @LinkedIn stop blocking legal businesses?
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The Distrio
4 months
In times like this we are reminded of how little anybody really understands cannabis regulations.
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@stonersvilla
Stoner Barbie
5 months
20 years smoking weed & I’ll say this loud — weed didn’t make me dumb, it woke me up. I sleep better, think clearer, move calmer. Weed never took from me — it gave me back peace, focus, and silence. Nature was never the problem. Society’s guilt was.
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@TheDistrio
The Distrio
5 months
We are anti-prohibition of all kinds. Still, it's crazy that nobody working on the 2018 Farm Bill knew the relationship between cannabinoids and their acidic formats. Sounds a bit preposterous.
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