I just learned that Matt Smith got stung on the balls by a wasp during outdoor sex and idk what to do with this information but I’m just so glad I know
“You have 5 seconds to talk before I let go of her and she does whatever she wants to you”.
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(Aka the hot Sith power couple AU where he has to hold back is feral, spitting Empress)
“Do you think tall, dark and handsome is mad you kicked him out of his bed tonight?”
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“He’s probably in your quarters right now complaining to Finn”
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“Let’s sneak in later and see who’s cuddling who”
“When everything is done, I want to turn this place into a home,” he whispers into her ear, pulling her against him. “... And then I’ll be your family.”
“Ben, what about those two over there?”
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”Absolutely not, you’ve already picked their pockets twice this week”
(aka hot, ex-Jedi turned smugglers/thieves)
Every day I wake up and think about what an incredible performance Adam Driver would have delivered playing a newly-redeemed, thoroughly in love, sassy, snarky, sarcastic, Solo-esque Ben Solo and have a quick weep
“Mama your hair is so pretty”
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”If you pull anymore of that side back out, your papa is gonna get very mad at you”
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”You know I can’t stay made at her..”
(in which the mini gremlin undoes her father‘s fine art)
”Are you two done? Can I have my pants back now?”
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”My mother’s been waiting years to see a beautiful woman in that dress, indulge her...... and me”
”You were just... gone, Rey. I felt it.”
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”I’m here, now, and I’m fine. You’re not alone, Ben.”
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“I’ve never been that scared in my entire life.”
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”I know... erase the footage. Just come to bed and hold me.”
Sometimes I cry thinking about what Adam Driver would have delivered if Ben had become a sarcastic, cocky ex-jedi, ex-KoR, Solo-esque BEN SOLO post TRoS