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Joel Valenzuela

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Business development and marketing for @Dashpay. Crypto and liberty lover. Living on crypto since 2015. @FreeStateNH mover, content creator @DigitalCashNet.

Joined February 2012
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@ninaturner No one voted for you either, yet here you are, doing the exact same thing he's doing. Only using his property to do so.
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@InternetH0F Sense of humor, shooting her shot, what's not to love?.
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1 year
@InternetH0F It's a fair question, I've never thought about it.
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@wildtiktokss He needs to end the relationship snap streak!.
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@InternetH0F This shouldn't be a controversial take.
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@wildtiktokss Hello darkness my old friend. .
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2 years
@wildtiktokss John Wick from the opposite point of view would be a cheesy slasher horror movie.
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1 year
@cnviolations It's like they never heard of GTA.
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1 year
@WomenPostingLs Bro learned a valuable lesson that day.
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2 years
@WomenPostingLs Come on, that's a W though. Bro's too smashed to recognize his girl but still knows to be faithful.
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@wildtiktokss Both are a job. Are you satisfied with their services or not?.
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1 year
@cnviolations We're reaching levels of cringe not previously thought possible!.
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Joel Valenzuela
5 months
THIS IS NOT AN ALTERED SCREENSHOT. Michael Saylor, the unequivocal face and most influential person in Bitcoin today, posted a video from BlackRock with a really interesting disclaimer:. "There is no guarantee that bitcoin's 21 million supply cap will not be changed.". They're
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@InternetH0F If all cops were like this, no one would ever be saying "defund the police".
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5 months
@BernieSanders Stop complaining that a private citizen with no government power is getting in the way of YOUR 40% salary increase by simply telling the people what you're up to.
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@InternetH0F How many laws were broken in 30 seconds?.
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6 months
@morganisawizard They better smear it on their door frames so the angel of RFK passes over them.
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@WomenPostingLs Don't lie to people. It's pretty simple.
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@cnviolations There are no heroes in ancient history.
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@InternetH0F Are you trying to rob a bank or are you happy to see me?.
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1 year
Samourai Wallet, a Bitcoin privacy service, has been shut down and its founders arrested! 😱. A Bitcoin-only noncustodial CoinJoin service, Samourai gave users privacy by allowing them to coordinate with other users to mix their funds to break the transaction graph. To the best
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@InternetH0F "Where'd you put the grenade launcher?!" "I thought you had it!".
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@wildtiktokss "Aww it's okay, you can change one of those maybe!".
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2 years
@WomenPostingLs As long as she's happy. Let's check back in 10 years.
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1 year
@WomenPostingLs That's single motherhood calling you. Don't listen to its siren song.
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4 years
God I love New Hampshire. @FreeStateNH
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@NikkiHaley No war you bloodthirsty warmonger.
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1 year
@cnviolations Happens to everyone. Except Tom Cruise.
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@WomenPostingLs wHeRe HaVe AlL tHe GoOd MeN gOnE.
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1 year
@WomenPostingLs Imagine doing that level of betrayal and then just expecting anything good to come from it.
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6 months
@InternetH0F One time I accidentally told a server "No tip" instead of "No change". Looked him right in the eyes. I haven't been the same since.
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6 months
When Roger Ver went on Tucker Carlson's show last week to make his case that he shouldn't get 109 years in prison, he stated that Bitcoin has been hijacked. Swarms of laser-eyed maxis came to insist that Bitcoin was not hijacked, but by the way Roger should rot in prison forever.
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7 months
Michael Saylor, the leading voice and influencer on Bitcoin by a mile, says:. 💀You don't need to self-custody.💀You should trust government and institutions.💀Government would never confiscate your custodial Bitcoin.💀You're a "paranoid crypto anarachist, and a profit-driven.
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Saylor thinks you are a paranoid crypto anarchist if you hold your own keys and don't trust the government. 😏
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@WomenPostingLs At that level it's actually an impressive achievement. How do you even keep track so you don't have repeats?.
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4 years
@CTSenateDems This is a pretty disgusting way of characterizing your customers. This is why people are fleeing public schools in droves.
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@Snowden He could be ideal if they weren't hopelessly in bed with big pharma.
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1 year
@InternetH0F In some corners of the internet they charge extra for that.
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@wildtiktokss The easiest way to pass for white is to actually be white.
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@WatcherGuru What about broke white ones? What about immigrant groups?.
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1 year
@cnviolations Who even writes stuff like this?.
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@WomenPostingLs UK prices are insane.
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1 year
@WomenPostingLs A few years later she'll wonder why she's single.
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6 months
Roger Ver's book Hijacking Bitcoin is now an Amazon bestseller. Can't stop the signal anymore. People are waking up. Thanks Tucker!
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Michael Saylor is a fiat maxi who is actively blocking open-source Bitcoin development. Max Keiser is a serial scammer literally working for the government of a dictator as its mouthpiece. Adam Bank 🏦 is the CEO of a bankster company that led a mass psyop to break Bitcoin so.
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@WomenPostingLs Wonder how many banned things she's done with impunity.
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@DefiantLs He's never going to stop bringing this up.
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@WomenPostingLs It's amazing what a little positive attention will do!.
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@Snowden It's plain for the world to see. Everyone knows he isn't calling the shots, but no one asks who actually is.
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@esaagar The hurtful stereotype of. *checks notes* being a successful business owner.
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1 year
Bitcoin 2009: be your own bank. Bitcoin 2024: be owned by banks.
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2 years
The biggest rug pull in crypto history was maximalists selling #Bitcoin as freedom tech, then kissing up to governments and dictators and pushing custodial solutions. 💸.
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@WomenPostingLs It's really sad that we've created a world where this was not the outcome she expected.
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@NikkiHaley Please stay far away from any position of power, warmonger.
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@BloodyElbow What a legend. Just keeps quietly winning at everything.
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@WomenPostingLs Imagine no protection to begin with.
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@BitcoinIsaiah You were literally fighting for government to crush your competitors? Disgusting.
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@DaisyIsNotHere How has it been since then? How fully were you able to de-transition?. Genuinely curious.
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1 year
Tornado Cash developer Alexey Pertsev has been found guilty of money laundering and sentenced to 64 months in prison! 😡. This travesty of justice in the Dutch courts shows that the crypto crackdown is indeed global. As a recap, Tornado Cash is a smart contract on Ethereum which
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@zerohedge It does. Because people won't consent to be ruled if they know what's really going on.
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2 years
@wildtiktokss Buying crypto. This time will be different.
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1 year
@cnviolations People will just make up anything and throw it on a scary-looking picture.
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@WomenPostingLs Bro just being honest.
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@elonmusk @ma777hew Then why is the US trying to imprison him for 108 years?. How does he owe millions more 13 years after no longer being a member?. Be consistent please.
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@BitcoinMagazine You don't speak for Americans. I certainly did not vote for a Bitcoin reserve.
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@HorrorGorl Wayyyy better and more useful than going to government school all day.
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@AlexFinnX Come up to New Hampshire: super safe and clean, freest state in the US, very beautiful, great to just be left alone. Unless you need big cities, in which case you may want to look elsewhere.
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@WomenPostingLs Was probably a catfish.
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@wildtiktokss Yeah, definitely get that looked at. .
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4 months
Yet another high-profile toxic maxi trying to keep Roger Ver in prison. I'm sorry for fixating on this so much, but Roger is my friend and a good man. He's innocent and doesn't deserve to rot in prison for the rest of his life. And for the maxis who don't support him being
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@cnviolations Poor girl died young too.
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@WomenPostingLs Imagine thinking you get free money like that. Thanks Bernie!.
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I love New Hampshire
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@cnviolations Thanks @CommunityNotes for demonetizing them.
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When Roger Ver initially got arrested, lots of Bitcoin maximalists (maybe half?) voiced unequivocal support for him. Now, when we know he's facing 109 years, and he's making his biggest public plea, those same people are turning against him. Why? Because he shouted out the.
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Sorry if my freedom inconvenienced your bags.
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#Bitcoin maxis: "ETH or its tech being used for CBDCs is unforgivable!". Also maxis: "Isn't it awesome that this Salvadoran dictator guy made Bitcoin the legally-mandated currency through custodial KYC wallets?". 🤦‍♂️.
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@disclosetv Get out of New York before it's too late.
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1 year
@WomenPostingLs She might not be coming over for Christmas anymore, but his answer was 100% correct.
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@disclosetv Here we go again. .
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The Bitcoin block size wars are back! 🤯. There's a civil war brewing between those seeking to filter out large data transactions from the Bitcoin chain, and those who want more capacity for data use cases. Everything boiled over when Peter Todd submitted a pull request to
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The EU just enacted some pretty Orwellian anti-privacy laws regarding cash and crypto. Make no mistake, this is very bad! . But it's not (yet) as doomsday as many people have been saying, and there are some silver linings. WHAT DOES THE NEW LAW SAY?. (if I got any of this
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If you supported vaccine mandates, shut up about being "pro-choice". If you supported wars, shut up about being "pro-life". #NHPolitics.
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@ninaturner I don't owe anyone.
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@WomenPostingLs Dang, he robbed the cradle and bounced! Had the nerve to do a photo op before too!.
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1 year
Taxation is theft. I'll keep saying it until every one of you gets it.
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4 months
Roger Ver getting increasingly high-profile exposure in his quest for clemency is amazing. But every time, there's a hoard of Bitcoin maximalists advocating for him to spend his life in prison. No, I won't shut up about this. If Roger isn't freed, the maxis will have blood on.
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FULL FILM: "Bitcoin Jesus: The Prosecution of Roger Ver". This Is An Absolute MUST-WATCH/SHARE Documentary!. @rogerkver. » LIVE X STREAM:.
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Until Roger Ver, Ian Freeman, the Tornado Cash folks, and the Samourai Wallet folks are free, the war on crypto can't be considered over.
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@TuckerCarlson Roger Ver is a good man, a good friend, and, most importantly, innocent. Thanks for letting him speak, Tucker. This is more valuable than you realize.
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@WomenPostingLs Money train ran out.
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@InternetH0F This is somehow so much worse.
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@CNviolations Who tf doesn't know this.
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1 year
Had the very great pleasure of talking with @rogerkver (one of the most unfairly maligned people in crypto) about his new book, Hijacking Bitcoin, as well as the current state of Bitcoin and crypto. Passionate but reasonable chat about digital cash, privacy, DeFi, tokens, and
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A friend (small business owner) who has accepted Bitcoin for payments for many years now just paid an $882 transaction fee! 😱. Even waited for Christmas day when the network wouldn't be as busy so as to save on fees. So it could have been worse!. Yes it was more than usual.
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@WomenPostingLs Is nothing private anymore. .
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@wildtiktokss Normalize changing your name upon reaching adulthood. So many are sooooooo bad.
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1 year
Bitcoin is becoming owned, and controlled, by institutions. 🏦. Not sure if you saw the news, but VanEck pledged to donate 5% of potential Bitcoin ETF profits to Bitcoin Core development. Bitcoin's entire purpose (read the whitepaper, I won't argue) was to be a peer-to-peer
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@cnviolations Insane how people try to bury this today.
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@WomenPostingLs Unnecessary unkindness.
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2 years
@FordFischer Good. Civil disobedience of bad laws is a must, and in this case it wasn't even a law.
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@WomenPostingLs But do they have fathers in their lives?.
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@wildtiktokss That sure is one healthy relationship!.
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