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With the AI narrative growing in the space, having the opportunity to invest early in a project like Algalon
@AlgalonAI
was a no brainer.
Seeing them announce a key early partnership like this with
@trycarbonio
adds confidence to my decision 🤝🏼
We are pleased to announce that Algalon
#AI
has teamed up with
@trycarbonio
to develop the first AI extension for its 5 million users.
Algalon AI extension will provide accelerated adoption of
#web3
technologies.
$AiFi $CSIX
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Here’s the thing, as much as you may be convinced you’re a genius/trader/serious investor - you’re not.
You’re a grifter like the rest of us.
I’m here because I’m a degenerate so yeah, one of us puts a contract address up, I’m aping with 0 fucks or apologies given with no rhyme…
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Take it from someone who was a millionaire before coming anywhere near Crypto despite leaving school/formal education at 16.
This is the single most retarded tweet of this year.
The best gift I can give my kids is the very highest level of education.
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In 2005 South Park knew what was coming.
Sopranos aside this is probably the best TV show ever.
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This is so undervalued right now that I can’t believe it’s still hovering around or under $1m MC.
$DESK
Through IBM Partner Plus, we're harnessing IBM Infrastructure Solutions to redefine what's possible. Joining IBM Partner Plus for early access to cutting-edge IBM Infrastructure Solutions.
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1 year.
And what a year.
So much has been in achieved in such an incredibly short space of time by this fantastic team.
I’m so proud to have been a part of this journey so far and we haven’t even scratched the surface of what is to come.
Happy birthday team 🎂
@SmarDex
$SDEX
Few words can express our gratitude to our incredible community, clearly the best in all of crypto. 💚
We love you folks, the best is yet to come.
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How $MATIC holders feel every time SZ and XO tweet about their shitcoin going to 0.
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Meme bludclart season in full effect.
Obviously $FORK so far been one of the best performing in my portfolio.
That said $HHGTTG and $SPURDO also big bags that I personally think are due huge moves at some point soon.
What others should I be accumulating right now?
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I don’t know (or care) about all this suing business.
But god damn, that is one shitty haircut.
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Biggest week so far in the lifecycle of this awesome project from the broski
@vsadkovv
and his team.
Stoked for everyone involved as the
@eesee_io
rockets starts its engines!
$ESE
We're kicking off Mainnet week!
The whole eesee community has been waiting for the Mainnet launch for a long time and now we have everything ready but want to keep a little intrigue!🤫
This week will be full of awesome announcements, updates and surprises from eesee so turn on…
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Yuuuuge updates from the
@diamonddeskotc
team.
Platform launch getting closer.
$DESK token still hugely undervalued imo.
DIAMOND DESK UPDATE
Backend (70% Completion): Core OTC and pre-launch token exchange functionalities are now operational. We are proceeding with the integration of advanced features and optimization of the system architecture for enhanced performance and scalability.
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Throwback to a wholesome interaction between me and my now sadly deceased dad.
Happy Father’s Day to all class act dads and reprobate kids 🤝🏼
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My dad was such a legend.
His words of wisdom were a blessing.
I remember him telling me one day as a lad “be the reason why some girl dyes her hair blue and goes to therapy”
Have lived by that ever since.
Also feminists hate me but they’re all just dykes anyway innit.
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Jeeting.
When me & the boys were smashing it onchain in 2022 & 23, where were you?
I didn’t see you there, self proclaimed world’s greatest influencer?
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$DESK up nearly 90% in 24hs and still grossly undervalued.
Platform launch in a couple of weeks 👀
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US National Debt:
2008 - $10 Trillion.
2019 - $22 Trillion.
House of cards?
A hedge into precious metals and digital assets (BTC) just seems logical*
*not investment advice.
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Topped up on more $FORK today.
The party hasn’t even started yet.
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Everyone and I mean everyone that has any kind of interest or opinion on what is happening right now in the Middle East should read this.
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T-Minus 30 mins to lift off…
@StarHeroes_game
$STAR
Tomorrow is the day folks!
@Bybit_Official
listing amongst a few others.
I done told you to get airdrop ready…
Shoutout to all the people that did. Tomorrow will be a good day.
@StarHeroes_game
$STAR
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Oh yes indeed 🫡
@StarHeroes_game
@Bybit_Official
$STAR
Announcing our IDO and listing on
@Bybit_Official
❤️🔥
With access to Bybit's 20 million users and our still-growing $1,000,000 tournament prize pool, StarHeroes is poised to redefine the web3 gaming landscape 👊
IDO on March 5th - 12th. Listing on March 12th.
How to join the…
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The more he shits on us the more his mask slips.
The truth is he hates the fact we’ve all made a shit tonne of money off a bigger grift than the one he’s on.
And without having to traffic and sexually exploit young girls.
I know who the cunt is mate.
Made money with crypto. Lovely.
You’re still a weak little cunt tho arnt you?
Still hide behind a cartoon don’t you?
GM!
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Champagne wishes, 30 white bitches
I mean this shit is $FORK ‘ing ridiculous
Five star dishes, different exotic fishes
Man this shit is, $FORK ‘ing ridiculous
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Great to see the founder of
@eesee_io
Vova featured in Forbes this week.
It’s always good sign when you see the founder of a project you’re invested in featured so prominently in such a reputable publication.
Bullish on $ESE 🤝🏼
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Gentleman start your engines.
$ORFY native token public sale is imminent.
Another Les portfolio early stage investment me and the team are most excited for.
Huge potential with this as so many upcoming projects ready to launch on
@OrdifyWorld
THE TIME OF ORDIFY's UPGRADE HAS COME!
⚡️ has a fresh look & the Launchpad's debut IDO is UNDERWAY!
⎔ Visit , connect your wallet, and complete your KYC to grab 50 DAILY POINTS in our referral scheme ⎔
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Great update and story so far explainer video on
@DarkMetaToken
$DMT 💪🏼
Still 100% all in on my original investment with continual full faith in project and team.
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One of the most generous people I’ve ever met in my life and truly one of the real good guys.
Jump in his free telegram group and maybe you can be one of the lucky ones.
Doing one last give away before Ramadan ends. Details in the free tg channel
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If I shag a tree, does that count as one of my five a day
@trader1sz
?
Here is a
@Channel4
clip about ‘Ecosexuality’.
This is a new sexual orientation for people who “find nature sexy”, “treat nature as a sensual partner” and includes having “sex with trees”.
Society is doomed.
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The first blockchain powered energy network
@wabaorg
has been added to the ‘Les Investment Portfolio’.
Why?
The potential here is limitless.
Users can earn passive income just by participating and the energy cost for mining is slashed.
Expecting great things.
WABA is acronym for the WATTS Autonomous Blockchain for Energy Adaptation
A world wide energy network. Similar to Bitcoin, it offers censorship-resistant access to a prediction model for energy usage behaviors and costs. Participants in the network derive digital incentives…
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Eyes on
@wabaorg
Maximising energy efficiency is a strong narrative especially when considering the msm always trolls miners over consumption.
@wabaorg
helps slash consumption by providing real time data and prediction models.
I’m here for it which is why it’s nicely tucked…
How does WABA plan to mitigate grid instability and high energy cost?
Leveraging real-time data analytics and predictive modeling, WABA can forecast peak and off-peak demand periods by incentivizing users to adjust energy consumption, shifting non-essential usage to off-peak…
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Never ever be in any doubt as to how much of a monumental cunt this chi chi man actually is.
As someone who speculated on this without considering it could be a serious health condition, I’m very ashamed to be honest, and all the very best to her.
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Seriously show me another DEX that is innovating in the way this team does?
The steady stream of developments over the past 12 months have been nothing short of brilliant and the team has so much more coming still.
Proud to be a part of this incredible group of people.
$SDEX…
Wondering what SmarDex AI is?
Here are a few details. 👇
SmarDex AI introduces an innovative approach to the world of investment, blending artificial intelligence with personalized investment strategy development. This platform is crafted to assist users in navigating the…
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We’re all being played.
Whilst a bullshit war meant to divide us all has been our focus, this has quietly gone under the radar…
EXCLUSIVE: Health Canada has confirmed the presence of a Simian Virus 40 DNA sequence in the Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine, which the manufacturer did not previously disclose.
The full SV40 virus was previously removed from Polio vaccines in the 1950s and 1960s due to risks around…
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Update on this.
Yeah it’s fucking pumping.
You’re welcome.
$NMR
Shared a bit of alpha from old Vitty B’s blog last week where he mentioned one of my AI bags
@numerai
$NMR and since then it’s made a lovely move up.
Coincidence? I don’t think so.
Anyway this weekly chart is giving me harder wood than 2 Cialis right now.
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$11m MC breached in the last 24hrs and we now firmly in price discovery as we eye $20m next.
Listings will come thick and fast due to strong community growth.
One of the best ‘ape-ins’ I’ve made this year so far. Love to my brotha
@trader1sz
for putting me on.
$FORK…
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GM my fellow degenerates and wastemen.
What magical internet shitbeans are we buying and selling today then?
$SPURDO
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An AI powered Tamagotchi style Telegram pet.
In this market?
I mean honestly, it was a total no brainer investing in this.
$PETTY
@PetBotWorld
🛠️ Typos? Fixed! 💨 Speed? Up! 👀 UI? Enhanced for a snappier experience! 🕹️ Mini-games bugs? On it, plus Food fix incoming.
The PetBot Dev team is hustling double-time 🏃♂️💨 to roll out new features. Exciting updates soon!
Join other Petties:
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As numerous stories (Sopranos, Gomorrah, Top Boy etc) have shown us, often your ‘hood/gang family are more real family than your blood family.
@trader1sz
@Trader_XO
@StrongHedge
The realest.
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Saka going home means surely ‘Cold’ Palmer starts on the right?
Saying that knowing Big Nose, he’ll probably try and put Henderson there.
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Tomorrow is the day folks!
@Bybit_Official
listing amongst a few others.
I done told you to get airdrop ready…
Shoutout to all the people that did. Tomorrow will be a good day.
@StarHeroes_game
$STAR
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Top top from the
@diamonddeskotc
team.
Rewarding community should always be one of the priorities for projects and the $DESK team are making sure early users win 🏆
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"We decreed upon the Children of Israel that whoever kills a soul unless for a soul or for corruption [done] in the land – it is as if he had slain mankind entirely. And whoever saves one – it is as if he had saved mankind entirely."
(Quran 5:32)
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Where my $ZIG
@zignaly
squad at?
I’m a holder and am eligible to be whitelisted for the Ninja Shuttles NFT drop.
Perks of being a zignaut 🧑🏼🚀
Who’s joining me?
🔥 The
@ninjashuttles
Whitelisting Portal is NOW OPEN!🥷
Maintained an average balance of 10,000 $ZIG between March 2nd and 6th? It's time to Whitelist your
#INJ
wallet for minting the exclusive Ninja Shuttles NFT in just 3 simple steps:
👉 Visit and…
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Forking hell we are cooking ya bastads
$FORK
🚀 Poloniex New Listing: $FORK
@ForkCoin_ETH
✅ Deposit open on Mar 5th, 04:00 (UTC)
✅ Mar 5th (UTC), Full trading enable on 13:00
Details:
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GM to all my CT bro’s and hoe’s using glory holes in Amsterdam.
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This is the real.
Not the shit between a group of terrorists and a blood thirsty right wing government.
3 Muslims verbally harassed and two Jews stepping in to help defend their corner.
This is the stuff wankers
@benshapiro
and
@ShaykhSulaiman
don’t want you to see.
Physically attacked and called terrorists earlier today at Bakerloo station as we left a peaceful protest in solidarity with Palestine.
The woman repeatedly shouts Pakistani, exposing her ignorance.
Two Jewish women intervened and called her out.
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Breezy.
@OrdifyWorld
🤝🏼
🎙️ Ordify's IDO was "Sensational" as our host,
@ChainGPT_Pad
mentioned!
ORFY AMAZEs ⚡️⚡️
🔝 Funds Raised: $250K
👥 Participants: 10,619
🪙 $ORFY Distributed: 2,272,727
💨 Gone in a Flash! ⏱️
🧭 Navigate to April 10th: $ORFY’s listing day is coming!
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Picked up some spot $PYR here because:
a. I like money.
b. I like money.
And
c. I’m sick of people talking about this coin the past 12 months and me not having a bag.
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Biggest prize pool in web3 ever!
Incredible incentives being offered by recent ‘Les Portfolio Investment’
@StarHeroes_game
to participate in their upcoming esports tournament.
$STAR
Announcing the largest tournament prize pool in web3 history! 💥
In less than 3 days, the prize pool of the first-ever Decentralized Esports Tournament of the StarHeroes game surpassed a massive $1,000,000!
And there’s 4 more days to go 👀
We’re making history. Be part of it!
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She said she needed a new vape.
Asked what I needed.
I replied “just you”.
She grabbed my cock over my jeans and licked my cheek before getting out.
I’ll see you sad fucks in the am.
PS: $BANANA 2.0 to the fucking moon.
GN.
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Another landmark for the
@zignaly
team ✅
Another ‘Les Portfolio’ investment printing ✅
$ZIG
🚀 20,000+ $ZIG holders - thrilled to share that $ZIG stands as one of the fastest adopted tokens across
#ETH
#BSC
&
#INJ
networks!
Remember, it's all thanks to
#ZignalyAI
's discovered Traders, generating phenomenal profits for investors, resulting in exponential revenue & $ZIG…
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Some exciting news as ‘Les Portfolio’ investment project
@OrdifyWorld
announces two launchpad partners
@SeedifyFund
@ChainGPT_Pad
for its upcoming public IDO.
They’ve been on 💯 with recent partnership announcements and I’m optimistic this will rock hard when we finally launch!
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Cunt.
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Brick on brick we are building the best DEX in the space.
The growth these past 12 months has been nothing short of phenomenal and this is due to a fantastic team.
But here’s the thing, we are only just getting started…
@SmarDex
$SDEX
A new brick in the construction of our next major update has been laid!
🔥 We're pleased to announce that as of today, becomes the best place to trade your crypto with the best prices on the market!
As for tomorrow... wait and see. 💚
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A huge congratulations to the team at
@eesee_io
and my main man
@vsadkovv
for today’s mainnet launch.
The fruits of your labour have only just begun to ripen and I wish you guys all the success your hard work deserves.
$ESE
eesee Mainnet Is Live!🎉🎉
It is happening! The Web3 new era’s marketplace for NFT’s, Tokens and RWAs is now just one step away from you!
✅ Forget about the liquidity problem and difficulties while selling & buying assets - Our Mainnet is here to make your life much easier!…
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One day we’ll look back at the amount of times I spoke about how huge I thought this project would become and laugh at just how huge this project has become.
$SDEX
@SmarDex
March numbers are out and the trend is unstoppable 🤯
22,148 Active users ⬆️ 13%
14,228 Holders ⬆️ 12%
7,864 Stakers/LPs ⬆️ 7%
230M+ Total Vaults Volume ⬆️ 16%
53.2M+ Total Aggregated Volume ⬆️ 33%
128M+ TVL ⬆️ 12%
10M+ $SDEX bought back & burned ⬆️ 277%
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Expansion is the continual goal.
Partnerships are of fundamental importance in trying to achieve that goal.
#smardexian
‘s do it better.
@SmarDex
$SDEX
Another big step with
@KyberNetwork
intergrating SmarDex on ! 💚🤝
Their team was impressively efficient.
Another step in the expansion of our ecosystem, opening up access to our protocol to many other DApps and laying the foundations for our next update.
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And so it begins…
$SDEX
@SmarDex
The Ultimate Synthetic Delta Neutral token
fueled by $SDEX
Fully decentralized whose value fluctuates mathematically around $1, with intrinsic yield, without relying on centralized exchanges liquidity, without centralized bank backing.
The world needs it.
We will deliver.
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Where my incel nerd fam at?
No but seriously if you're any good come and apply for some of the vacant roles on offer at the most exciting project in the space.
@SmarDex
$SDEX
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I’m gonna go into a group chat of rich American doctors and offer up half of CT as male escorts without their knowledge.
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Fucking send it 🤝🏼
@DarkMetaToken
$DMT
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I was fortunate enough to add
@taobnk
to the ‘Les Investment Portfolio’ at early stage.
The project team impressed me from day one with their non stop work ethic and as a result their mainnet launch is imminent.
No joke, these guys are going to make a huge impact.
$TBANK…
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How do I convince my now unemployed Brazillian mistress that OnlyFans would be an excellent next career choice?
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Really good to see $RAVEN back at the $1m MC level.
The false BS being spread in the Tele channel has finally abated and now all eyes are on the fully automated bot.
@RavenFund
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Boooooolish asf!
$DESK x $PAAL 🤝🏼
@diamonddeskotc
We are delighted to announce our collaboration with
@PaalMind
!
Now users can unlock the future of efficiency using our new AI bot kindly created by the team at $PAAL.
This will seamlessly help community members with all things $DESK via an all in one hub.
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Don’t take my word for it or anything, as you know, not financial advice and all that but fucking hell, $SDEX is primed and when this pops off, it’s going to melt some faces.
@SmarDex
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Finally live!
Get a TG bot companion version of your OpenSea NFT.
One of the early investments I’m most bullish on riding the current TG bot narrative.
$XGF
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They have no idea just how good this game is.
This isn’t a poorly developed bullshit crypto game comparable to stuff being released on PC 20 years ago.
This is big developer level open world quality.
@DarkMetaToken
$DMT
The DarkMeta community are eagerly awaiting the release of the full game over the next 5 weeks 🔥
🎮 Some interesting features and additions:
💥 A total of 6 incredible playing environments! (Neon City Centre, Santiago, Fitzrovia, Brentwood, Packington, Cryptonica) 🌃
💥 An…
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Bullish.
JUST IN: The FBI warns that North Korea hackers may try to sell $40 million worth of Bitcoin
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Game launch imminent.
Multiple updates in progress.
Incredibly undervalued at current MC.
Token price sitting around IDO price.
The potential here is huge.
$DMT
@DarkMetaToken
The team have been working overtime expanding the maps for Battle Royale 🤩
Huge maps are required, but it’s starting to shape up nicely 🦾
This week we’ll be sharing some other maps, additional characters and more game modes. Stay tuned for the next updates 🔥
#DarkMeta
$DMT…
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This guy inviting the world to lunch with an 88 year old billionaire to bore him with Crypto talk.
Motherfucker he’s nearly 90 years old. If he manages to stay awake through the entrée you’ll be lucky.
I'd like to invite my good friend
@yoniassia
, Founder & CEO of
@eToro
, to join my lunch with
@WarrenBuffett
. 4 days to go and more friends to be announced!
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😂😂😂
Jada Pinkett Smith reveals she was in the car that night with Tupac.
When the bullets started flying, she was heard screaming, "Take Will Smith instead" 😳
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I’m long and strong $RAVEN.
Fortunate enough to have invested nice and early (pre launch) and now staking 60% of my bag.
In it to win it.
Already 2Eth will be distributed among stakers.
+ $200K Staking TVL
15.000 $RAVEN to be eligible for staking..
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When I was growing up swearing at a copper in the street like this would have got you nicked.
Not nowadays with Sadiq’s
@metpoliceuk
though masquerading as glorified event stewards.
Laughable.
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Definitely has a small cock.
BREAKING: Netanyahu says what Israel will do in coming days will 'resonate for generations to come'
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Holding and staking as well like Sniper.
Haven’t fallen for any of that BS in the Tele channel tbh.
Admins could have done a better job managing it all but hey ho, doesn’t change my personal long term view of the project.
$RAVEN
@rajatpattu
@RavenFund
Their nearest competitor flooded their TG with bots to fud it. It's a far superior product and will end up wiping the floor with them anyway. I'm holding & staked. Would expect this bot to bang me out a few $ETH per week in the Bull.
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Boolish asf on this.
Another game changer in the ‘Les investment Portfolio’ - Diamond Desk arrives as the first BRC20 and Ordinal OTC marketplace.
$DESK
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