The Crypto Dog 📈
@TheCryptoDog
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STEM PhD dropout / $crypto-trading dog🐕 Started mining #bitcoin in 2011. Investor / market commentator.
Joined July 2017
Remember when 3AC funded a crypto betting app in Singapore where users tinder swipe to pick the hottest out of 3 girls but the founder, a professional poker player, became a devout Christian after falling in love with a girl and development came to a screeching halt?. Pic / One.
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Still launching coins on Pumpfun
People who are still launching on Pumpfun / rooting for them, why?. Not hating, just curious.
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Didn't know $AVAX founder is a pilot.
Just did the worst landing in NYC -- people were screaming. Looking forward to finding out what happened. Is there a public database that lists hard landings, tail/wing strikes, and the like?.
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whatever happened to subtlety.
pump fun ico is bullish launchcoin.
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Buying the pump fun presale is like being 100th in line for Bonnie Blue.
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In the past 30 days I lost half my vision, received open heart surgery replacing half my heart with bovine 🫀, lost the ability to read, rushed into emergency neurosurgery leaving a tube open to my brain for days, received antibiotic treatment tailored by "prolific researcher".
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I was enjoying retirement from social media, but don't want to see my brothers get shaken out when the future is still so bright.
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I didn't look at a single chart for weeks, I almost forgot what happens between Sun-Tues. almost.
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(it's humor, regardless of its grounding in reality ((which / one)) or lackthereo for those of you from cultures short in deadpan or those less familiar with my writing style).
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"bonk eco" yet another example of the incredible '25 mirage, pure fiction existing only in select client side X renders populated by agent generated posts on clone accounts tailored to the reader. It doesn't exist, none of it ever did. Pay it attention and you feed the monster.
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Yeah memes are fun but have you ever made $25,000,000 in a day on perps?.
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RT @jakegallen_: Before I share details about my personal experience and who is involved, first allowing some security teams to work throu….
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RT @BowTiedNeuron: The Yerkes Dodson law is a great way to think about manipulating neurotransmitters to reach peak cognitive performance….
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Sorry, I don't make the rules
Crazy that ETH already put in its high for the year.
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Not wrong, just early
Trader I follow that's been net short 9fig notional since mid December is now net long $30m across BTC XRP ETH. I wonder what he sees.
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Why does $AI16Z look like it's going straight to 0? . Any recent news or is the market just finding fair value?
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Are there any tweets in the last 2hrs that aren't bullish?.
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