The Crotch Belt
@TheCrotchBelt
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Irreverent groin grinder in the #96 Turner Motorsport BMW M4 competing in the IMSA WeatherTech Sportscar Championship. The only belt that matters. No chaffing.
Between Your Thighs
Joined January 2017
RT @andyblackmore: My PopArt #livery is through to the final of the #Porsche #Livery March Madness. If you are on IG, I'd really appreci….
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RT @Turnermotrsport: We need some soldiers…. Andy has a chance of taking all the glory. See this post below. We voted. Have you? . Let’s….
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I want to like this, but I don’t want to get sued.
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Immense, Intense, Incredible, Inspiring, Ingenious, Ideal. Certainly NOT inexpensive. #IMSA @IMSARadio.
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Checking in, @IMSARadio. Tuned in live from the car. Views are similar to Daytona as well as all the others. Folbert has us up to P7. We have some work to do…
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When “PR” people should have hired a real PR firm… . Oof.
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.@RSL_Studio #B12Hr . Popping out to a bar to grab wings. This spicy race has me craving something spicy. I’ll be tuned-in on my mobile then back to the couch. I can’t take my eyes off this race. 👀.
Tuned to the #B12Hr. Not sure I could handle working this race. It’s terrifying. It takes a special kind of crazy to commit. Real respect for the drivers. Pass me a G&T and a Xanax. My nerves are, well…nervey. 😥.
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Tuned to the #B12Hr. Not sure I could handle working this race. It’s terrifying. It takes a special kind of crazy to commit. Real respect for the drivers. Pass me a G&T and a Xanax. My nerves are, well…nervey. 😥.
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That #57 Benz. Class of the field, eh?. Crazy since they weren’t at the BoP test and it’s their first race with torque sensors. Putting on a masterclass….
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RT @Blake_Lirette: The time has come for all of us to pray to @TheMandyMoore that @Turnermotrsport wins all of their races at @DAYTONA and….
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Six Cars. This will require a significant revision of my normal Daytona shaft shift strategy. An IV drip and lots of talcum powder. #SchlongLife.
SIX CARS: . Not a typo…. We will have our absolute hands full at Daytona. Are you ready for this? Read all about it. 👉
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RT @RyanMyrehn: Working with John on a handful of occasions has been a career highlight. If you think he’s entertaining on air, you should….
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RT @Turnermotrsport: Holy Guacamole! . @TheCrotchBelt immortalized…we’ll never hear the end of it.
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RT @SuedeOxford: One time @TheCrotchBelt tried to sell me what he claimed was black-market Uzbek Lipitor. He called it "Tashkent HDL". I'm….
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RT @Turnermotrsport: SIM:. This is a welcome and exciting change to @IMSA’s Esports program - opening it up to any and all racers!. Let’s s….
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So basically @DWRshow. Ok. Got it.
Danny Sullivan and Tony Stewart host MAVTV's all-new original series, Racers Roundtable, starting tonight that includes a lineup of drivers, team owners, crew chiefs and other notable names from a variety of racing series.
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