TheCrimsonFucker
@TheCrimsonFuckr
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My job? End fuckers. It's always good to have your hobby be your job too.
England, bitches.
Joined February 2012
"Thoughts and prayers" may be the world's worst cryptocurrency.
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The presence of a "Kill Switch" implies the existence of a "Kill Top" and a "Kill Bottom".
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Remember, you can't be angry at me for slaughtering all those people. Everything I did was a part of my official duties.
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Fun Vampire Fact: There is no such thing as a heterosexual vampire. Blood is blood. Don't be a hemophobe.
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I bought an ape. No, an actual ape. I've dressed him in a suit and call him Walter Jr.
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My first word in Wordle is always BITCH. Because the bitches always come first.
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"You're alive?" That depends on your definition.
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A broken clock is right twice a day. A Doomsday Clock is only right once.
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It's so hot, you definitely should not leave a baby inside your car unattended. Unless you're going for the "baking cookies on the dashboard" trick.
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Vampires don't need to get vaccinated but I did anyway, for fun. The fun part was turning into a woman in front of the nurse after she gave me the shot.
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So I fell asleep in January and forgot to set my alarm. What I miss?
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