Ghislaine Maxwell - "There is no Epstein list.". @AGPamBondi - "Well, it was in my possession, but the dog ate it.". @KristiNoem - "And then I shot the dog.".

Stop comparing the Mar-a-Lago raid to what happened w/ John Bolton. The Mar-a-Lago raid occurred after MANY attempts were made by the National Archives to trump to return classified documents - which he refused. The Bolton raid was unprovoked. Learn the difference, MAGAMorons.

A Good Friday to everyone except for the paper thin skinned, orange painted autocrat. And be sure to follow @GovPressOffice.

Well I for one love the new Cracker Barrel logo.

The craziest part of the Cracker Barrel's new logo is. the fact that trump still won't release the Epstein files because he knows he's in them. #ReleaseEpsteinFiles #TrumpEpsteinCoverup.

Raise your hand if you DIDN'T see this coming from miles away. ⬇️. FFS, when will people learn this neo-Nazi idiot is fundamentally rotten to the core, fully #imperfect, can't be trusted, can't be believed.

That's exactly how most think of him.

If you actually think life under him is "forward momentum", you're the buffoon. Clearly.

Hey @smithsonian - I don't suppose you'd care to inform your twice impeached orange tinted moron impersonating a president that museums are to cover the past, not the future? As usual he's completely confused - and everything he dislikes (as in literally everything) is "woke".

I suggest following @GovPressOffice if you have actual interest in reading provable, truthful statements (mixed with obvious parody and humor). These are concepts completely foreign to trump and his obedient, moronic sycophants (who think that's @GavinNewsom's burner account).

The utterly delusional Monica Crowley and her fictional election fraud scheme invented by her even more delusional orange taskmaster perfectly illustrates just how low the once respected Republican party has sunk. We may be at the point where the @gop just can't be salvaged.

President Zelenskyy might be a glutton for punishment. Both the trumpanzee & the couch potato will spend their time insulting & denigrating him and his country. Again. You can't reason with prepubescent-minded morons like them. People must stand up for him and for Ukraine. 🇺🇦.

If Putin truly meant what he said - that the invasion of Ukraine wouldn't have happened had trump been president - then WHAT is stopping him from ending it here and now? 🙄. Meanwhile, trump is like - "I said I'd end the war in a day. I just didn't say WHICH day.".

The world's dumbest president actually thought he could persuade Putin - the world's most murderous dictator - to stop murdering. And no deal was reached. If it wasn't so sad and predictable it might actually be funny.

Trumpty Dumpty gave Vlad his spiel. But at the end of the day,.There was NO DEAL!. Tiny hands Donnie's latest distraction failed. Again.

Well, Sarah Palin is no longer the dumbest person to set foot in Alaska.

" pray for peace " is trending?. You don't accomplish peace by praying for it. It happens through peaceful ACTION.

It's literally become impossible to watch #wwenxt matches with the sound on. @BookerT5x's voice makes you wish you were deaf.

#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

In facists' worlds, up means down, left means right, lies are truth, etc. @StephenM is one of these people. He disseminates deliberate disinformation - with the aim to confuse and brainwash the public. If you fall for it, you're part of the problem.