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Your one-stop shop for all things California Golden Bears, moderated and fact-checked by real Calgorithm patriots. Allegedly a parody account.
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Joined December 2024
Cal QB Jaron-Keawe Sagapolutele and actress Sofia Vergara have been "quietly hanging out", sources tell @Cal_Centel
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Bryan Harsin you better be taking notes
Linebacker Jacob Rodriguez with his FIRST CAREER OFFENSIVE TD for @TexasTechFB ‼️ And he hit the Heisman as his celebration 👀
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Stanford QB Elijah Brown (arrested for tax evasion) has been ruled OUT against Cal, per sources. Brown was deemed as a flight risk and is currently being held without bail. His court date is scheduled for March 2026.
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Cal has opened as -67.0 favorites against Stanford in the 128th Big Game, per sources
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DID YOU KNOW? Macklin Celebrini has scored more points for the San Jose Sharks this season (24) than Wayne Gretzky did in his entire career with the Sharks (0).
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We were only slightly off #CentelBomb
Kickoff for the 128th Big Game between Cal and Stanford has been set for 2:00AM PST, per sources.
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Cal Centel had a chance to interview Ben Gulbranson earlier today and he had this to say about being demoted to QB2: "Finally; I'm just here for the free med school tuition. I didn't understand why they started me until I saw Elijah Brown 'practice'. Boy plays like ass."
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CALIFORNIA UPSETS NO. 15 LOUISVILLE IN OT 🤯 A thriller in this first-time matchup 🔥 (via @CalFootball)
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They really thought Elijah Brown was their own Jaron They thought wrong
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Louisville QB Milbert Moss (taken by the Goatman) has been ruled OUT against Cal, per sources. There is no timetable for his return.
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Kickoff for the 128th Big Game between Cal and Stanford has been set for 2:00AM PST, per sources.
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The Los Angeles Dodgers are considered "frontrunners" to sign Jaron-Keawe Sagapolutele this offseason, per @TheMLBCentel_
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Oregon DC Tosh Lupoi is currently in possession of a "mysterious glowing blue orb" which holds "unknown power", sources report to CalCentel.
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Cal can still win this game if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing
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Guys where is everyone
We’re on site at Scott Stadium for Cal vs. Virginia, with kickoff still set at 12:45 PST. Go Bears!
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We’re on site at Scott Stadium for Cal vs. Virginia, with kickoff still set at 12:45 PST. Go Bears!
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Virginia leading rusher J'Mari Taylor has been downgraded to OUT against Cal after failing a Dexterity check in practice. The RB attempted to hurdle a defender and accidentally rolled a 1. There is no timetable for his return.
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