You look like Henry VIII Boy, you wear one pinstriped codpiece and your pegged for life! #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

When you’ve skipped 7 trains insisting on waiting for the train with the wood panelling and compartments to come along but you’re starting to worry you may never get out of here… #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

Sam The Snowman seen on recent trains doing Santa recon… you better be good, you better dress nice… #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

“Are you going to dinner like that?” ”Dinner? In casual daywear? Are you mad?” #Boston #bostonfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

It is said that the Ghost of Mister French still haunts NYC… forever searching for Buffy, Jody, and other random people with the WASPiest names you could imagine #newyorkcity #newyorkfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

When the building and your wardrobe have the same foundation year… #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

I’m increasingly concerned this is not a sleeper train despite everyone being in pajamas… #Suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

“They make you work on Labor Day?” ”Work? I’m not even in pinstripes!?!?” #Boston #bostonfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

OK Internet, you can spread the rumor I’m dead, but I’ll be damned if you spread the rumor I don’t have a tie on… #Boston #bostonfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

When you’re trying to dress casual on vacation but everyone says you’re doing it wrong… (I’m aware I haven’t posted much, I’m in the process of moving so it’s been hard to find time) #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

“It looks like you’re being choked by your suit” “How many times do we have to go over this. It’s like the bible says, ‘He who haveth no neck, cannot be choketh’” #Boston #bostonfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

Happy Fourth of July to all who think I am William Howard Taft returned from the dead/bathtub #Boston #bostonfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

Reading Gen Alpha and Z comments is akin to reading Chaucer. You sometimes can get the gist of a word or two but man you have no idea what they are saying #Boston #bostonfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

When you’ve finally become the Wall Street fat cat villain that every 80s comedy movie warned you about. #Boston #bostonfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

You know you are old when you spend a good portion of your day googling Gen Z and Gen Alpha comments, desperately trying to figure out what they are saying #Boston #bostonfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

Skinny lapels and skinny ties do not work for big guys —Ralph Waldo Emerson (OK fine it was me) #Boston #bostonfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

OK Summer you may take my hat, you may take my waistcoat, but you’ll take my jacket and tie out of my cold dead hands. Well I mean I’m not going through the afterlife without a hat or waistcoat like some sort of nudist. OK so you’d have to pry it all out of my dead hands.

“If you put lipstick on a pig, it's still a pig.” ”Yes but if you put a suit on a pig, suddenly it’s a ham” I’ll see myself out… #Boston #bostonfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

“Are you Santa?” ”The official position of the North Pole is I am NOT Santa and you should remember that if you don’t want to be on the wrong list” #Boston #bostonfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

“When did you decide you were more comfortable wearing suits?” ”I believe that was when I was born and they tried to swaddle me in white cloth and diapers and I cried for days until they realized I would only accept worsted wool pinstripes.” #Boston #bostonfashion