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@TheBertSimon
Brittany Simon
10 months
I AM OFFICIALLY MARRIED!!!! 💒🤍
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@TheBertSimon
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2 years
This is NOT me 😭
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Caitibugzz Makes A Final Statement About The GeorgeNotFound Allegations
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The kid who always needs to be the center of attention.
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@TheBertSimon
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1 year
Honestly, kinda a vibe.
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@TheBertSimon
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2 months
What ACTUALLY IS "SA" According To Gen Z AND Millennials...
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@LilNasX
2 years
as the new president of league of legends, bottoms are no longer allowed to play.
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@TheBertSimon
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2 years
🖤Full shoot is up🖤
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@TheBertSimon
Brittany Simon
2 years
I don't know who this is but I have blocked Max, so, if this is him getting around my block.... leave me out of your weird drama.
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@TheBertSimon
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1 year
That's me! I'm the weirdo! Let's chat girl! It'll be fun!
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H. Pearl Davis
1 year
🤣🤣 I love these weirdos psychoanalyzing me
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@TheBertSimon
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1 year
PORN Deepfakes are gross but people get curious. Why is he taking this so hard. Caught watching porn? I would just tell my friends "I def had to check it out and it was cringe." And move on.... Unless he....unless he....masturbated? So? He's cringe too. Is this a moral issue?🤔
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Twitch streamer Atrioc issued an apology after accidentally revealing that he watched deepfake videos of streamers Pokimane and Maya
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@TheBertSimon
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1 year
All things are possible in a world where everyone is different. For some people, it's just help, and for others, it's an excuse to get a number. Some women will like it and others won't. Being social is a risk for everyone, men or women. Period. Good luck bois!
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Joey Swoll
1 year
Women are harassed in gyms and it needs to stop, but you are not one of them. An act of kindness or a glance does not make you a victim.
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@TheBertSimon
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A man of culture.
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adam22
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If Elon unbans Destiny i will forgive him for the $8 blue check thing
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@TheBertSimon
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2 years
She's for the streets.
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@TheBertSimon
Brittany Simon
1 year
Charlie must be in the most normie bubble ever. Which is fine. Totally cool. BUT he sex shames & seems very uncomfortable w/ more 'free' sex liberation bubbles. Kinda interesting that Sneako is much more progressive than Charlie in some ways. Mostly Sneako is just smarter.
@MoistCr1TiKaL
Charlie
1 year
You literally have a collage of people that hurt your feelings on the internet. You haven't stopped whining about me for months now, you goofy NPC. Even if you beat my ass in a fight, it doesn't change the truth; you're still a cuck who also defends child porn
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@TheBertSimon
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1 year
Bubbles.
@lexfridman
Lex Fridman
1 year
Don't live in an idea bubble. Surround yourself with people you disagree with but who you still love and respect.
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@TheBertSimon
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Watching Dream Fight The Allegations with "The Truth"
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@TheBertSimon
Brittany Simon
2 years
Humans gonna human🥰
@kirawontmiss
kira 👾
2 years
new york city is not real LMAOO
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@TheBertSimon
Brittany Simon
2 years
So hard for people to understand that being natural isn't good or bad, it just is. No one chooses to be a pedophile, from all research done so far. What they choose is being a predator, which is different. How sad to be born a pedophile. How disgusting to be a predator.
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lyasha
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@keyon for everyone wondering why we don’t like him
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@TheBertSimon
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2 years
I am sorry to announce no streams this week. All collabs have been moved. I am in mourning and need time to be with family. I'll be back the 22nd, Monday. Thank you for understanding, Brittany
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@TheBertSimon
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2 years
By popular request...my tattoo 🌈
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@TheBertSimon
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1 year
Goodnight!!💤
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@TheBertSimon
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10 months
🤍Wedding Day🤍
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@TheBertSimon
Brittany Simon
2 years
Happy Halloween 🎃🧹👻 Stay safe this month!!! I finally watched Hocus Pocus 2 and it was actually pretty good 🧡 I really thought it was magical and nostalgic, modern vibes that held the magic 🖤
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@TheBertSimon
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2 years
Bros, I am so feeling my hair🎃
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@TheBertSimon
Brittany Simon
1 month
The WORST Video On The Caitibugzz & GeorgeNotFound Allegations
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@TheBertSimon
Brittany Simon
1 year
All bubbles think the other bubbles are "brainwashing." You're all just lazy and pick the bubbles that feed your ego. Create one instead. It's better and impacts less people with your personal bubble desires....AND you still get to feed your ego 😜
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Elon Musk
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I’m not brainwashed!!
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@TheBertSimon
Brittany Simon
1 year
And who is this girl crying?! I don't know this bubble on the internet. What are the rules? Are they not allowed to masturbate?
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@TheBertSimon
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1 year
Yellow or Red? I'm voting red💕💛
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@Timcast
Tim Pool
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i think its funny that women in nyc are getting punched in the face
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@TheBertSimon
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"Hair is jewelry. It's an accessory." — Jill Scott
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@TheBertSimon
Brittany Simon
1 year
Maybe humans should just get over the fact that "bad" people can make amazing art. It's not that deep and it would humble all of us. "Bad" people are rarely just bad 🤷‍♀️ Humans Gonna Human.
@jessiegender
Jessie Earl
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My cat is literally named after Newt from Fantastic Beasts. I listened to audiobooks Harry Potter so much I went to sleep to them. I hate that I can’t enjoy the HP franchise. But you can’t support it and support trans people until someone actively trans supportive owns it.
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@TheBertSimon
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1 year
Existing is NPC behavior.
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SNEAKO
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The vaccine was the biggest indicator of NPC behavior.
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@TheBertSimon
Brittany Simon
2 years
Full video is up! I really cannot buy enough floggers 🖤 I am rusty but getting back into it!
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@TheBertSimon
Brittany Simon
1 year
You can be mad at Tate all you want, I sure have my issues with him, but the way I've seen boys/men go from haters to fans, is insane. But it makes sense. He's offering them hope, and you're offering them judgment. Hmmm, I wonder which one humans are more likely to choose?🤔
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@TheBertSimon
Brittany Simon
1 year
"Why would the rich rape?" "Why would women lie about being raped?" Humans gonna human.
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The Act Man
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@nicholasdeorio "Why would Andrew Tate need to rape anyone? He's got money, clout, power." Is Adin Ross mentally retarded? Genuine question. Or has he never heard the legends of Jeffery Epstein, Bill Cosby, and Harvey Weinstein?
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Happy Voting Day!!! 🗳
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Bubbles.
@TheOmniLiberal
Destiny
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Allah please keep me safe from these infidels 🙏🙏🙏
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@TheBertSimon
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2 years
Pray for me 🙏
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1 year
My gay brother "omg! that's perfect!"
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@TheBertSimon
Brittany Simon
2 years
Inner circle is such a hard concept for people. It's not about having friends that are prefect, but knowing your friends enough to understand why they aren't perfect.
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Lex Fridman
2 years
For me, it's never okay to betray a friend. Not for any amount of money, power, sex, or fame. Great lifelong friendships is one of the most awesome aspects of our time here on Earth.
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@TheBertSimon
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1 year
I'm going to bed.
@jordanbpeterson
Dr Jordan B Peterson
1 year
And it's not a vagina. It's a hole for another man to f**k. And that's that.
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@TheBertSimon
Brittany Simon
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Life is good bros
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Musical Instruments with Chaotic Auras
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mother of god
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We ALL know why bro.
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I wonder why there’s no blue haired they/thems in Dubai?
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@TheBertSimon
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1 year
Today is a great day!!!
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Daily Loud
1 year
JUST IN: Russia frees WNBA star Brittney Griner in prisoner swap, with U.S. releasing Russian arms dealer Viktor Bout. Brittney is finally coming home 🎉🙏
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@TheBertSimon
Brittany Simon
1 year
And?..... The world is exactly the way humans, as a collective, want it to be. Humans Gonna Human...even the billionaire satanists.
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Eventually woke people will realize their entire belief system was created by billionaire satanists to keep them depressed and poor.
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@TheBertSimon
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I've never seen humans human so hard 🙄 Should be an interesting season.
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supposed "centrist" tim pool is currently hosting kanye west, neonazi nick fuentes and pedo defender milo yiannopolis on his show. i wish i was making this up.
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@TheBertSimon
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Hiii!! Life update stuff up on Instagram 💙
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@TheBertSimon
Brittany Simon
1 year
Bros. So many anti sex bubbles coming out. So interesting. Are these religious people? Or just Tate bros? WAIT! Is Sneako being shamed by Tate bros or progressives? The vegans? What bubble is this?! Someone explain this to me!
@OrdinaryGamers
Mutahar
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I could never imagine how anyone calls this guy an "alpha" male when he watches his girlfriend get railed by other men. That shit is the saddest excuse for being a man and should be laughed at till the end of time. It's cuckold behavior and should be shamed.
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Classic.
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HOW PEOPLE VIEW YOU (Nov 2015, SNEAKO)
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@TheBertSimon
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@wildpeachfarm I had so much fun!!! Thanks for being so welcoming 💙🫧
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@TheBertSimon
Brittany Simon
1 year
I fucking love humans and bubbles and omg it's all so fucking funny!
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
1 year
Congressman George Santos used to perform in drag under the name Kitara Ravache, Brazilian drag queen Eula Rochard alleges. Santos has been criticized for his alignment with Republican leaders who say drag queens are “grooming” kids, and supporting Florida’s Don’t Say Gay bill.
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This is because people misuse words so much they've lost all meaning. Karma is a bitch.
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Home Sweet Home.
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@dave_servi I love Ethan, like a brother, but this man cannot mind his own business to save his life 😭 he's bored and rich. Period.
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Brittany Simon
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I don't believe people who say these things, though, I suppose they've just never seen it. I've seen mentally ill people say the most fascinating things that they do not mean. Because they literally lose their reality. Ye is confusing love with compassion, reality with ego.
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Shiv Ramdas Buk Riter
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I have a friend with bipolar disorder I've known 15 yrs and when he gets manic he stays up really late memorizing song lyrics and every so often he'll call demanding I play him at FIFA immediately but he somehow manages to never hand it to Hitler so idk about this excuse for Ye
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He is somewhat "there" but is also suffering. The issue is that all people suffer. And no one can get through to Ye, except Ye. Even the mentally ill must face themselves in order to get better. I treat him like a capable adult who is also sick. You can be both things.
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@TheBertSimon
Brittany Simon
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We are all having a very different relationship with reality bros.
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@mrbergmann @unusual_whales Here is what $400k a year gets you in NYC: ~50% tax (city + state + federal) = ~$16.5k per month take-home Decent 2-bedroom apt: ~$6k Savings/Retirement deposit: ~$5k Groceries: ~$1k Car expenses: ~$1500 Entertainment: ~$2000 Utilities: ~$1000 It’s not extravagant.
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@sneako
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This is who you’re debating with in the comments about how many genders there are
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@lexfridman
Lex Fridman
1 year
I'm watching the sunset, and am struck with the realization that I'm sitting on a habitable planet looking at a normal star that gave us some energy and somehow led to the origin of life, consciousness, and intelligence. How is any of this real 🤯
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Nimbus 💖
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@TheBertSimon
Brittany Simon
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If you can change it, it was never real. End religion. Find a hobby. But also, fucking a priest is only fun if they 'can't' do it....it's called a taboo my bros. Like eating past midnight.
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Daily Loud
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Pope Francis suggests he’ll review Catholic Church’s vow of celibacy for priests 👀
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Brittany Simon
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"You're telling me you've never said toxic things to your partner in a fight?" Yes. When I was toxic and in toxic relationships. In healthy relationships, why would you ever say something toxic to your partner? Being toxic is never healthy.
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Brittany Simon
1 year
Mr. Girl was right. There is a Level 6.
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@TheBertSimon
Brittany Simon
2 years
Happy Pride 🌈
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@TheBertSimon
Brittany Simon
2 years
Which God supports women being half naked? The relationship people have with their gods is so fascinating to me. Is "God" just their ego, their therapist or their lover? Ps. I adore Halle but god less so...
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Halle
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happy 🍀God is amazing 💗
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💙👏💙👏💙👏💙👏
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Read the room.
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@PopBase
Pop Base
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Rep. George Santos confesses he did, in fact, dress in drag: “Not a drag queen… I was just young and had fun.”
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@TheBertSimon
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I can't believe I spent my teens hating my natural hair! 😭🙏
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Brittany Simon
1 year
@madam_genevieve He has yet to do E with me and I've been waiting 😭
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Brittany Simon
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Why Context Matters When Bridges Burn...
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@TheBertSimon
Brittany Simon
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Just call me Mr. Darcy🌸 I'm dying from allergies, but I used all my spoons to grab these pictures! 😭 So worth!!
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@TheBertSimon
Brittany Simon
1 year
Honestly though....
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