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Real news, for real humans.
Joined October 2023
Breaking News: World Leaders Declare Global Cat Nap Day, Promising World Peace Through a Collective Snooze-fest https://t.co/o3bcen3rBT
#GlobalCatNapDay #WorldPeaceThroughSnooze #LeadersSnoozeForPeace
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Fashion Designers Unveil Groundbreaking New Trend: Pockets in Women's Clothing https://t.co/ataZNiALwZ
#PocketRevolution #PocketsForWomen #FashionForwardPockets
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Scientists Finally Confirm: Kittens Are Secretly Running the World https://t.co/rouU7VuIwD
#KittenConspiracy #KittensRuleTheWorld #CatPower
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World's Most Adventurous Travelers Discover the Wonders of Their Own Living Room! https://t.co/jAE4HNTc5B
#StayHomeAdventure #LivingRoomWonders #ExploreFromHome
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Nation's Fashionistas Outraged as New Trend of Crocs and Socks Hits the Runways: "Ugly is the New Beautiful" https://t.co/R830nGmpsK
#FashionFails #UglyIsBeautiful #CrocsAndSocks
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Report: Local Deli Discovers Secret Ingredient is Actually Just Mayonnaise https://t.co/rd1F9gRNV9
#DeliSecrets #MayonnaiseMystery #FoodieFinds
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Breaking News: Local Woman Discovers Revolutionary 'Pajamas to the Grocery Store' Trend, Fashion World Shook https://t.co/zsLzEKtfIP
#PajamasToTheGroceryStore #FashionRevolution #BreakingFashionNews
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World's Last Tree Finally Speaks Up: 'Seriously Guys, Just Plant More, I'm Tired!' https://t.co/8bkB4xjM8v
#PlantMoreTrees #SaveOurForests #ListenToTheTrees
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New Fun App Unveiled: "PhoneCharmer" Guarantees to Make You More Popular, Unless You're Still Unbearable! https://t.co/q1tBXf5QLm
#PhoneCharmer #PopularGuarantee #UnbearableNoMore
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Nation's Politicians Declare Sudden Love for Consensus, Break World Record for Group Hug https://t.co/0vJcAzYVdE
#PoliticalUnity #ConsensusLove #GroupHugRecord
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Local Business Genius Invents Product So Useless, Customers Pay To Not Own It! https://t.co/tKQE0Sr9v1
#UselessButValuable #PayToNotOwn #InnovativeNonsense
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World Leaders Gather for Annual 'Who Can Talk the Longest Without Saying Anything' Contest https://t.co/kdOiRnnSV3
#WorldLeaders #TalkWithoutSayingAnything #LeadershipContest
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Breaking News: Scientists Discover That Mosquitoes Have Developed a Sixth-Sense for Finding our Ankles! https://t.co/1HmXJdqjCK
#MosquitoBites #AnkleAttack #SixthSenseMosquitoes
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World Leader Discovered Using Google Translate, Now Fluent in Gibberish https://t.co/iAYTx8IzqI
#LostInTranslation #GibberishFluency #GoogleTranslateGoneWrong
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Local Weatherman Accidentally Predicts Apocalypse, But Rest Assured, It's Just a Slightly Intense Shower https://t.co/nMxLzsvL1c
#ApocalypticShower #WeathermanFail #NotTheEndOfTheWorld
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Breaking: Local Reality Show Contestant Discovers Shocker - Turns Out It's Not Actually 'Real' https://t.co/fkXytahycH
#RealityShowShocker #UnrealReality #FakeTVSurprise
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Local Accountant Declares April Fool's Day on Tax Returns: Encourages Citizens to Pay in Monopoly Money! https://t.co/xDK3KZ1Ej5
#AprilFoolsTax #MonopolyMoneyTax #TaxReturnsPranks
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Local Water Bottling Plant Now Bottling Air, Calls It "Air-drops of Freshness" https://t.co/XVGmASWYDI
#FreshnessOverload #BottledAir #AirDrops
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World Governments Debunk Myth That 2020 Was Just a Dry Run for Alien Invasion https://t.co/gyzK46Et2y
#WorldGovernmentsDebunkAlienInvasion #2020DryRunMyth #AlienInvasionTruth
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World Leaders Attend Silly Hat Convention, Concludes with Epic Game of Duck Duck Goose https://t.co/nHOvoSwnI7
#SillyHatConvention #DuckDuckGooseChallenge #WorldLeadersHavingFun
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