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If ever I get murdered by some racist asshole - don't chant, sing, march or plead for SHIT.
AVENGE ME. Hire a sniper, a crackhead - hell, get on the dark web & hire a mercenary but DO NOT WAIT ON THE COURTS.
SERIOUSLY: kill everything moving in that person's house - pets too.
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@auqeno
Your problem is you were entirely too gracious. $5500 is a steal! Tell that cheap heffa $7500 (surcharge for under 90 days notice) & if she doesn't like it, call Kroger.
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@kofi_noir
@BasedGoyim1
@_Khadija_kane
*weren't the same
And NOBODY, NO RACE rapes, pillages, destroys, and infects like White people.
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@BenanOzanSahin
@RHYMEFEST
@KimKardashian
Rhymefest actually kept you off the street, hon. Better go check the credits on Kanye's albums, especially his earlier classics.
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"He can't move on, can't let it go.
He hooked, nose fulla that Tina Snow.
And since niggas need MEGAN help to make money,
BITCH, COME BE MY HOE."
GET.
PARDISON.
THEE.
FUCK.
OUTTA.
HERE.
@theestallion
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@kofi_noir
@BasedGoyim1
@_Khadija_kane
thats the best part. They stay calling people "refugees" like their grandparents were the same.
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Emily's father & bro should've beat Fab's ass so bad that he started spelling it correctly.
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@TheDavidMcGuire
@JulieOfcharsky
@deray
@splcenter
this is CLEARLY not a Black person's car. Which one of ur friends did this for a pic?
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ONLY LADY IN THERE & STILL THE REALEST NIGGA IN THE ROOM!!
ARYA STARK IS TOP TWO AND SHE AIN’T NUMBER TWO BITCH!!!!!!!
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@maudl1n
@Itsechoshorty
@Beth_the_Beth
@kelseyrolla
@parentsmagazine
@KylieJenner
Then don't do it, Mary Magdalene.
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@keepsit1000
@PrettynSmart81
@FamilyHustle
@VH1
5. You cheat on ya wife, then whoever she deals with after is fair game - your enemy or not.
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Girl, block/mute & carry on.
These tools are for your use.
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@HitDaBoogiez
He looks like he comes from a proudly rscist3 family, like he's missing a chromosome. Fucked up, but IDC about his little Duck Dynasty head ass getting bullied. Future Aryan Nation member.
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@keepsit1000
@PrettynSmart81
@FamilyHustle
@VH1
1. They were dancing at a party at MARIAH CAREY's house.
2. He already was cheating before then. She got that house 2+ yrs ago.
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@SireMontgomery
@0Ghissy2
....the slave ships crossed the Atlantic, baby. Not the North Sea.
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@XxxxVon
@smoke_nd_pearlz
It was excellent strategy.
The info is out in graphic detail, he can't silently kill her off now, fed criminal investigation has been opened, others are likely gonna come forward AND she got the bag. In less than 48-hours.
Perfection on the strategy. She took zero Ls.
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@mysteriousprob
@JHova_Witness
It is not becoming a standard. Girl, just say you're insecure & leave it at that.
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@AngelInvestorOG
@AlexanderSenju_
@hardtfellt
@faamousstyy
@itsmilkmariiee
....what the fuck the dad gotta do with her masturbating??
If she was a boy, you think the dad or mom would tell him to stop pulling on his dick? No, yall are expecting a boy to Jack-off, yet you think girls shouldn't?
The fuck??
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@CuredByTheBLood
@blaaksuedepumps
Hon - if you're in Pikesville & with a car, there is a gun store straight up Reisterstown Rd going towards Main St, right before Cherry Hill Rd. I think it "White Marsh Arms."
You can buy a shotgun same day w/o a permit. Go ASAP.
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@TheDavidMcGuire
@JulieOfcharsky
@deray
@splcenter
willing to bet the driver is a White cop or cop supporter.
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@keepsit1000
@PrettynSmart81
@FamilyHustle
@VH1
3. That clip of him running up on Floyd is AFTER she caught him & moved out.
4. The side chick is IN TIPs car as he ran up on Floyd,
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@DaveDadand
@Xx_BrownBee
@TheBrookeAsh
@TellEmImTwisted
Then u aint read shit then. MLK & Malcolm X worked in tandem.
Both MLK & Malcolm would offer folks an option of equality & justice thru peaceful means (MLK) or the violence they understood (MX).
He wasn't all "just be peaceful protestors no matter what."
Now mind ur business.
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@UnseenTemper
@bitchesbfightin
I agree. She had no business hitting him.
She should've shot him. She was in danger.
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@SireMontgomery
@0Ghissy2
...they didn't cross North Atlantic either because too treacherous.
Most ships ended up in Brazil & Carribbean because the waters are more temperate & calm.
Its a reason the comparable few that ended up at US never went above the MID-ATLANTIC stares from Central Africa.
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@My_name_is_Kemi
@MIUCClAMUSE
I'm also tryna figure out who sis is cause she killing it in every shot & she outta focus.
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I have yet to meet a single woman who at 31 was anywhere near the same as she was at 29.
IDK what door to what portal opens in those 2 years, but NOBODY crosses those burning sands & remains the same.
I'd LOVE to see some type of sociological study on the phenomenon.
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@pposeyedonn
@Sugar_Domme
@bloomingxstar
@Katt_InNYC
@CoolLani_
@PoemsNPatron
Ummm...you've gotten "booster" shots for Diphtheria, Tetanus, Hepatitis, and more since birth. And the flu shot literally comes every year.
What are you talking about??
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@jetmfblack
@Bootcutjeanz
Not even his wife. He didn't even marry her. She tied her tubes hoping it'd convince him to marry her and...see what he did.
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@KylaSimone_
Honey, watch him. He's going to cheat on u. And it'll be with a BW. Dont fall for the act. Its a reason he needed the attn from BW that bad.
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@LenValyrian
Ima just say the quiet part aloud:
The issue stems from child-rearing in a certain & specific subsection of Black culture & typically, of a certain age/education-level/income-level.
I do not & have not come across any elementary schoolers like this at all. But I & my friends +
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@xoParisWilliams
@quashandie
Homegirl sitting up there with her dusty ass out around strangers - she don't mind an audience. Chick better than me cause I wouldn't have left her face out.
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@RideMyBlaine
@IyamCamil
No offense, but BW started off in a much worse financial situation than BM. It took us decades to cover this ground, filter thru these colleges & infiltrate the workforce.
We're Black AND women - NOBODY giving us a hand up EXCEPT other BW. So no - we don't wanna hear excuses.
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@RevereRomance
@Jermybu
@tranquilak
@nolanisk
It IS optional. You see how its in the section with all the other OPTIONAL add-ons?
If you need/want the extra care and 3 hours time for your kid, you select it. If your kid doesn't require it, regardless of dx, you DON'T select it. Its an OPTION. Its LITERALLY an accommodation.
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@A_Train86n
sir, this is nothing less than $6-800. And dont play yourself by quoting a penny under it either.
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@QueenSleeze92
@JeepguyO
So get a better fucking career & stop being a broke angry bitter trick.
They're on UNEMPLOYMENT. You had a job/steady check.
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@SweetestVein
@Spencee_daddy
@tis_me_bri
@mumbles_j
No, you said "abolish standards" & that your self-esteem is so low, you actually consider yourself "lucky" that any man wants to marry you.
Whew, chile - the poverty.
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@C_Rich75
@TorraineWalker
But yet it was a Black FRATERNITY who gave hin the key to "Blackness" by letting him join.
How are BW to blame for him?
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@LenValyrian
Because of that, I am very vocal that there are certain types of kids/ppl that my kid is not/will not be around by my choice, for as long as I can help it.
And I'm unapologetic about it. And I do not care who gets offended cause we've all seem the other outcome: ungovernable.
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@Melaninqueen202
@2aktive4yu
@spinbackmecca
Google Voice number. It'll ring directly to your real phone.
Never give out your real # until you've been talking a while & checked them out.
Your real # can be used to look up your address, personal info & names/addressed of all your close fam members for $2.99.
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*Brunch
*offer blankets
*use umbrellas
*shower daily
*manscape
*respect cast iron
*moan during sex
*cry
*be a decent human
Is there a comprehensive list of things men aren’t “allowed” to do according to the “real men”
#onhere
??
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@johnnyN2O
@ACMESalesRep
sir, you are an IDIOT. Do you realize that of ALL the services offered, less than 3% are abortions?
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@tellahaterfucku
@Diamondsupply_
I went to a public school in an inner city, 2 inner city catholic schools, an ultra-elite private school & a public school in a very high-income district outside the city.
NONE of them schools had the issues that I saw in the inner city public school.
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@Zonk_Black
@youmbss
Again...we know you don't get pussy.
What's the difference in pussy between a woman who had sex w/50 guys 3x each over 10 years & a woman who had sex w/say....1 guy, 500+ times over 10 years?
NONE.
Vagina aint rubber-lined socks, nigga. The lining doesn't get worn for wear.
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@DerenicByrd
@vexedmentals
What good BM are dating WW? 😂
Every BM I see dating WW is the same man he was with BW: still lying, still cheating, still dodging child support & being a present parent.
I personally LOVE see White & Asian women humbled when they realize they're sharing our misery. 😄
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Pardi cannot rap for SHIT! These ABC-123 ass lyrics & he still can't ride the goddamn beat.
Also, hit dogs holler. Meg aint say his name....yet, here he go - ready to drag her.
These men are fucking bitches. Nigga crying about a nigga she fucked BEFORE HIM.
Pussy.
Pardi with a smooth nice nasty SHEther 2.0 on Megan Thee Stallion…
Got lipo and then started posting gym pics 👀🤣😭
Stop playing with people who have a REAL pen 🖊️ game — and who knows the truth 🤷🏽♀️
#AloneAtPromDeluxe
#FreeToryLanez
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@LenValyrian
@Josielou37
🤣🤣🤣 I bet they didn't even understand the reference.
Maybe Angel does need a traditional style home to prosper. 🤣🤣
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@SameOleZ_
@ODGHUNCHO
@3HDMonsta
@einhornsprudel
@MizShannonS
@ali_knoll
@the3rdbill
@okayplayer
They sure can't. And I wish these fools would stop inviting folks to the "cookout" just cause they post ONE supportive comment.
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@K_Degraff1010
@RalphSantiago_B
@GQ_Smooth_
@Diomiraa_
@poloholic_214
Ignore these men. "Hoe" is a made up word with made-up meaning used to manipulate women into biding by men's wants of them.
No grown man GAF if you fuck on first night. I've done it 3x, had 3 rships immediately follow, 3 proposals & 1 marriage.
These niggass lying.
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I'm most sad that Clif is not going to get the send off he deserves.
Clif is POPULAR, honey. And I aint just talking on here. If you've EVER interacted with Clif - in PH, Dunbar, Essex, UMDB - he made a MARK.
His send-off would be standing room only. And it should be.
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@Zonk_Black
@youmbss
Again...not how vagina works. And even if she was "hoeing" (whatever that means), why you mad? You aint gotta date/marry her, right?
Also, vaginas don't lose elasticity due to multiple penises. You can fuck 100 dudes & it'll stay the same. Same as fucking 1 dude 100 times.
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@johnnyN2O
@ACMESalesRep
You know they also provide pre-natal care for those who who cant afford private doctors?
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@brisilliance
@GriitBall
@Aquesart1
@BPNACHI
@ghostlure
@LeciJ_
She went in to pull the girl in pink off the lady but couldn't pull her away, so then she tried to wedge herself in between (using her arms) to pry them apart.
If I'm girl in Black, I'm definitely lawyering up ASAP.
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@ierickcordova
I knew she was an Aquarius when I read this.
This is why we have few friends. 😂😂
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@keepsit1000
@PrettynSmart81
@FamilyHustle
@VH1
She never forgave him- where u get that from? She moved out 2+ yrs ago, and filed papers last year. That's TIP who been slowing down the
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@keepsit1000
@PrettynSmart81
@FamilyHustle
@VH1
Them. Period. Man, woman, dog, cat, alien.
I only hate trash ass men. Luckily for me, they're usually avoidable.
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@keepsit1000
@PrettynSmart81
@FamilyHustle
@VH1
Tip aint done. If Tip was done, he'd sign those papers & leave her alone. He still buying her apology gifts.
😂😂😂
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@keepsit1000
@PrettynSmart81
@FamilyHustle
@VH1
He don't give a damn about any of that. Tip has a Napoleon complex. He made at Tiny cause his ego is bruised cause Tiny aint under his thumb
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@hakratpakrat
@jjaykiama
@queenofleplants
@DAN_delionnn1
If its me you better make sure you call the police & EMS at the same time...you gon need their assistance
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@LenValyrian
All had degrees, decent jobs & comparable parents ourselves.
My 4 YO loves music so I indulge her with all the "clean" old school R&B and Pop and soul music she can stand.
When she's outta my car or earshot, then its ratchet shit on 1000 for ME. ONLY.
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Tisha Campbell-Martin is funny.
Didn't she admit to lying on Martin about sexually harassing her for years just cause her husband was jealous & scammed up the idea??
Talk about folks "lying till the end." Ha! That's a kettle for sure!
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@alluhre
@poshsaurus
@Pinche_Kayci
@IAmAhjani
@godismikey
Why don't ya @ X & ask him what happened?
Oh, wait...
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@Zonk_Black
@youmbss
I don't think you get close enough to pussy to smell it, let alone eat it or put your penis in it.
You seriously assumed vagina stretches out due to multiple dicks but wouldn't for multiple sexual encounters w/1 dick.
You don't need to eat NOTHING but a basic Sex Ed book. 😂
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@hassandardiri
@BlackGirlsWinni
Ummm...you do realize that these costumes are standard for nearly every annual Caribbean Carnivale? Hush when you dunno your shit.
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How the fuck do you justify forging marriage documents for a fucking 15 YO child to a grown ass man?
He bout 50+ himself, so in 1994, he was at LEAST 25! WTF?!
YES - you failed HER.
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@WallStreetz7
@DrianneBelleza
@Damnkeyz1
.....she's an ex-stripper who got saved by an old nigga from the club.
Her slight condescension is only laughable because sis...
I mean...you gotta use what you got to get what you want, I guess.
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Tis why Target will always win over Walmart.
Hit a Walmart & see if all 19 Waltons don't come outta their underground bunkers to tell Trump to hurry up with the military.
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@Hellingz89
@itszeebih
Live in your truth buddy. No need to try to insult women over slight imperfections no straight man would notice. Be with the man you love.
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This app is full of "successful entrepreneurs" who need GoFundMe donations monthly just to stay sheltered. These maths aint mathing, chile.
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@AlexanderSenju_
@AngelInvestorOG
@hardtfellt
@faamousstyy
@itsmilkmariiee
The dad can decide whether a 16 YO can touch her own vagina?
Idk what alternate universe you live in, baby, but it clearly defies all common sense.
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@Loyalty0vaLuv
@Nicole_Alyssa
look at her face & expressions as he's talking. Men can't read cues for shit.
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Mmh-hmm.
Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs Reunites with Ex-Girlfriend Cassie Ventura One Day After Kim Porter’s Death
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Songs Guaranteed to Get Niggas Fighting/Shooting in the Party (early 00s):
- Stop Being Greedy (DMX)
- Don't Make (8Ball & MJG)
- Ante Up (M.O.P.)
- Never Scared (Bone Crusher)
- YOU DON'T WANT DRAMA (8Ball & MJG)
- Ruff Ryders Anthem (DMX & nem)
- Knuck If You Buck (Crime Mob)
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@Loyalty0vaLuv
@Nicole_Alyssa
that "u hear what they're saying" is a subtle way of saying "u humiliated me."
Watch her when he says "IDC."
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@westcacki
@DonnieDarkHoe69
@supahfrek
@__BigO__
Roseanne done fucked 3 black men in the Wendy's bathroom & now swearing she Sojourner Truth.
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@LeauxFi
@JuneWav
@shiborg
@kevy_oh
@elegantaphorism
@lilgoblinflake
@smokeythabear
@charrwithdalocs
@brittanyw357
And to your earlier point - if raising the min wage to $25/hr makes it competitive salary against someone with a degree - maybe the wages for that should rise as well.
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@FunSizeMela
I have. And I know playing yo-yo with a person for your own emotional gain aint love.
Diddy don't love her. He loves himself. He was happily gallivanting with some other bitch just 3 weeks ago until HE decided he wanted Cassie back.
He's a fucking opportunist. Be fooled tho.
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@TallGlassofStyL
My nephew turned 20 on Thursday. Said he was gonna have a bday dinner at a nice restaurant to celebrate (it was Outback).
Said I wasn't invited because I was too old (at 33).
I was thrilled. I sure aint wanna go to no Outback & with all his lil knuckleheaded nickgur friends.
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Only folks shaming it are the women who can't afford it & the men who are mad cuz they'll never have a shot now. Bless up, mama.
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Listen. I love when people say stuff like this cause its usually clear its people who have no idea how investments/stocks/funds work.
Facebook, Apple, etc are blue chip stocks. Already at top of their game.
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@niwi
@DrDreddyMurphy
Judging from the pic above, he is ALWAYS sitting there & eating his food.
A constant multi-tasker.
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