Don't you just hate it when you wake up and find that some kids have left a small nuclear reactor on your porch again?

How do they make vegetables yummy (in ramen)? That’s like, life’s question. -my 11 year old

Unpopular opinion… 3D printers are really just high-precision hot glue guns.

We are saddened by the passing of Jim Lovell, commander of Apollo 13 and a four-time spaceflight veteran. Lovell's life and work inspired millions. His courage under pressure helped forge our path to the Moon and beyond—a journey that continues today. https://t.co/AjT8qmxsZI

/2 while we’re at it @PapaJohns, nobody wants pizza sauce that your employees clearly (and usually poorly) hand fill into snapping containers that almost always open on the way home. These two things are not the same. Pizza’s great though. Xoxo.

Stand by for rant… Ok @PapaJohns, you’re suggesting a $5 tip for a $20 WALK-UP pizza order? I understand that this is based on the full price before specials, but nobody orders without using a special! I always tip on full amount at sit-down restaurants, but this is too much.

I love all of these stores that have huge amounts of branding telling customers where they accept Amazon returns, however the returns are almost always not at those locations in the stores.

Me, processing wife’s DL renewal online. Me: Do you want to be an organ donor? Wife: Yes, but only if I’m already dead. I don’t want them to let me die so that they can steal my kidney. Me: There’s not a checkbox for that.

CloudFlare always out here, wondering if I’m human. Starting to question it myself.

And therefore, I must verify and again triple check my transcoder settings, to make sure that I don’t run my video compression batch in vain.

Shout out to all these vegan cafés and hipster bistros keeping the arugula farms in business.

There’s a 4-person rotation to do sound at my church. I told the lady that it should be a 1-person rotation b/c Bryce is literally the only one who knows what he’s doing. She told me to pray about it and I told her that I’d pray that she’d let Bryce be the full-time sound guy.

My barbecue state ranks: 1. Florida 2. Alabama 3. Mississippi 4. Western NC (East NC is 🗑️) 5. Georgia 6. Tennessee 7. South Carolina (sorry Orry) 8- everyone else

Michelle Obama was seen pulling wires out of the speakers to stop Carrie Underwood from singing.

The 12z 13 Nov 2024 ECMWF ensemble model tracks for 99L 🌀 https://t.co/4QEEkHv2Fj

Yep.

Live on YouTube now! https://t.co/FwiyEQrRWR

Most of being an adult is just finding new creative ways to email people telling them that their ideas are stupid.

Just received this note from a SpaceX engineer helping on the ground in North Carolina. @FEMA is not merely failing to adequately help people in trouble, but is actively blocking citizens who try to help! “Hey Elon, update here on site of Asheville, NC. We have powered up two

Go ahead, waffle us.