Alexis Kraft
@TheAlexisKraft
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co-host of @downtownrams // upright citizens brigade alum, currently at the second city and iO // #ramshouse #forthelou // ššŗš¦š// 29 // views are my own
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Joined May 2011
BIG NEWS āØ Iāve been cast as the female lead in a new tv pilot called āYes, Andā that starts filming next month!. The show is a mockumentary - in the style of āThe Officeā and āParks and Recā - and follows a man who quits his job to start an improv troupe.ā¤ļø
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RT @JeffPassan: The Boston Red Sox are finalizing a trade to acquire left-handed reliever Steven Matz from the St. Louis Cardinals, sourcesā¦.
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if you havenāt already, please check out the thread below ā¤ļø and if youāre able, please help #clearthelists ā¤ļø.
Every July, I start a thread for teachers to drop their @amazon wish lists, with supplies they need for the upcoming school year. We owe so much to our teachers, who are superheroes! . Teachers, please drop your wish lists below! ā¬ļøā¤ļø. #ClearTheLists #ClearTheLists2025.
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RT @JeffPassan: The Cardinals are receiving shortstop Jesus Baez, right-hander Nate Dohm and right-hander Frank Elissalt from the Mets forā¦.
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we need to create a dialogue about how the mcdonaldās snack wraps have been very mid since their return.
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RT @scarylawyerguy: Shout out to all the Green Party voters who have spent the last quarter century telling us there is no difference betweā¦.
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RT @MorePerfectUS: BREAKING: A Senate committee has just approved a bill to ban stock trading for members of Congress, the VP, and the Presā¦.
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iām sure this will pass!.
BREAKING: US law to ban politicians from trading stocks is being pushed back against by the White House, per Axios.
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RT @TheAlexisKraft: itās always the guys you internally clock as āwould easily be red pilledā as the guys who get red pilled š.
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this is a sketch from my show last night entitled ārogue science assistantā, written by me. hope you enjoy! ā¤ļø
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RT @factpostnews: The Trump administration has terminated more than half of all federal funding for gun violence prevention programs. httpsā¦.
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RT @MySportsUpdate: #Jets RB Zach Evans is retiring from the NFL at age 24. The former Ole Miss product was a 6th-round pick by the #Ramsā¦.
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i empathizeā¦ my name was planted on my student loans :/.
BREAKING: Donald Trump says his name may have been planted in Epstein Files.
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7 hours of commercial free football.
Whatās cheaper than therapy ???.
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this steak taco iām about to have for lunch is about to revitalize me in a divine way.
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lmao.
The Trump administration has released a memo allowing federal workers to proselytize their coworkers and assert that their religion is 'correct.'. "During a break, an employee may engage another in polite discussion of why his faith is correct and why the non-adherent should
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