Which one’s gonna body the algorithm first?.SWAG II🔥or ICEMAN EP 3 🧊.

Which stage you been at? Or you already stage 5 President of the National Down Bad Association? 💀

Stage 5 – Public humiliation / TikTok funeral. You try to go big. Public confession post, TikTok slideshow with Brent Faiyaz playing in the background, maybe even a sad quote over a black screen. She DUETS it with the group chat LAUGHING. Comments go viral. Now strangers in

Stage 4 – Group Chat Execution. You typed out “I’d treat you so much better than him” and hit send.☠️.She screenshotted it and threw it in the group chat. Now 14 baddies got you on slideshow mode, calling you “Therapuppy of the Year.”🐶🐶.One of them made your message their

Stage 3 – Certified Clown. Now you quadruple texting with 0 reply. You subscribed to her OnlyFans just to see the same pics she already dropped on IG for free, talmbout "it’s just to support her hustle." 😭.Your camera roll got screenshots of y’all convos like it’s a scrapbook.

Stage 2 – Emotional Support Puppy. Now you saved in her phone as “Lil Emotional Support 🐶”.Scrolling her IG from 2016, double tapping baby shower pics like they just dropped yesterday, commenting "haha facts" on all her posts. She calling you at 2AM like: “my real man ignoring

Stage 1 – Light L. You just vibin. Texting her a lil too much, like "wyd" every 4 hours. Then you see her IG story with another dude’s arm, you like: “that’s prolly her cousin.”🫠.Cute chaos. Still recoverable. Dignity slightly injured, but breathing.

5 STAGES of being down bad… talmbout humiliation so bad you gotta move cities after! Buckle Up! 🧵💀

No corporate job is genuinely hard. Apply anywhere and you’ll see, it’s the same tasks: talk to people, gather info, present it, and do what your boss tells you. Some roles are more stressful or need expertise, but it’s not a coal mine, is it? .Just write the e-mails, lil bro.

Not gonna lie, that was 1,5 hours I will never get back EVER.💀.

All right Bobbi Althoff x Drake episode is out… about to dive in.🎧.No spoilers y’all💀

Big time Monday Fall arc just dropped and we bout to HYPE it up!🍁🔥. Talmbout Hoodie Season activated like a FINAL BOSS cutscene - beats heavier than planet Earth, vocals so raw AUTOTUNE begging for mercy. Lil bros still struggling to find the beat while WE already scored the

The Iceman snippet proves music is irrelevant. All that matters is LORE!.Original RnB song: nobody cared.With Drake’s story and aura: the greatest sample of all time.

so this the halloween costume y’all bouta force on ya lil situationships this year huh 🎃💀.

Comedy movies are EXTINCT. 💀.When was the last time you actually LAUGHED at one? .Not a lil “heh”… talmbout genuine tears in your eyes, choking on popcorn, clutching your stomach, near death laughing. Name ONE recent comedy that did that… .I’ll wait.

Happy MONDAY y’all! .I’m out here sidequesting IRL, helping Unc on some house renovation type shit but soon as that’s wrapped I’m steady back into the main mission, talmbout KING level lyrics, EARTH-SHATTERING beats like my oxygen tank depends on it. Sippin on lil bro’s jealousy

Have you ever in your LIFE heard someone calling The Weeknd or Chris Brown mid? .Me neither….Do you understand?.

*yeah*🦉.

Anyone saying Frank Ocean is mid… your taste for quality music just got yeeted into the shadow realm 💀 .Go listen to your dumb fuck brain rot playlist lil bro 🤡

Frank Ocean’s level of artistic sensitivity and soul should be studied, but it can't be taught. You either born with it or nah.