Today is the day fellow derps! You can find "derp." On many streaming sites right now! Spotify, Apple and YouTube will arrive shortly. Or, head on over to bandcamp to listen and purchase:

Big congrats on the #GrammyAwards noms to our friend and sound master @PatEmDownEQ, who helped make our album, derp., what it is. Good luck brother!.

.@isthisbandemo this is unacceptable!. Consult the following and update as deemed necessary:.

With the help of our bassist's incredibly intelligent brother , all of our information can now be found in one spot. No longer shall you be hampered by your derp-pression. Check out the new

We're celebrating our 1 week release anniversary by announcing "derp." Is officially on @Spotify for all to enjoy!. Give us a play, won't you?. #whynotderp.

We're live on @AppleMusic ! Go get you some, if that's your preferred flavor. Spotify and YouTube music should follow shortly.

@davestonecomedy if you feel so inclined, check out our album. It should be on Spotify in a couple days, or grab a free listen on bandcamp here: . Massive thanks again for doing the video. We're forever indebted to you. Long live @BoogieMnstrPod !.

derp. A promo:. Check out "derp." Wherever you get your music!.

We can be serious. But why? This spring, derp becomes an adult human, in:.

Big thanks to @davestonecomedy for taking a minute from smoking his brisket to give us a hand spreading the word of our first album, "derp.", coming out THIS Friday!

The countdown to Friday continues. Get to know derp. Be one with derp. derp it up! Like and subscribe!.

It's happening. It's really happening! Sing along to derp's debut #single, Trembling, with this fancy-ish lyric video that @Edge_182 made!. Our #album releases in 1 week, on February 19th. Get moderately excited!. Thanks to @SexyWithAn_L and @PatEmDownEQ.

Hi everybody. Here's a quick sneak peak at what's coming to your ear holes soon-ish. Including an exclusive look at the track list for the upcoming debut album nearly a decade in the making! #HypeTrain #WhyNotderp #2021goals #leaked #NobodyIsListening

Well, there was no miracle. And I've already broken my resolutions. So. Maybe if we all pray hard enough to the all mighty spaghetti monster, this album will grace your ears and tingly bits before Christmas.

Is tomorrow the 1st day of Christmas, or the 55th? I always get that mixed up.

In all seriously, @PatEmDownEQ has been doing a killer job mastering our upcoming album and catering to all of our stupidest requests. We're so very close, and hope to be able to share the collective hard work of him and @SexyWithAn_L with everyone before the end of the year.

Suggested @REALpunknews headline:. Pandemic is local band's newest excuse for not talking to each other or practicing for over a year.

I'm being told that physical audio media is less desirable than unsolicited genital portraits. I guess it's back to the drawing board on how to celebrate an album over 5 years in the making.

Well this aged well.

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