John Jacob JingleHeimerSchmidt ๐ค๐ฟ๐ฎโ๐จ
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So you turned your sheets into a shirt. Got it
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Top 5 Signs to date
1. Bitch
2. I
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Donโt block your blessings. Glad we had this talk
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Guys letโs confuse the Girls ๐คฃ
4-3 , 3-4 , Nickel , Dime , 5-2 ๐
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Nick Cannon real live lost his job faster than any of the FUCKING cops who killed Breonna Taylor........read that shit again....and again.
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Update. They offered me the 3rd grade position ๐๐พ
Update. The first interview I wasnโt feeling the welcoming vibes
Second interview. I nailed it and theyโre determining if they wanna offer me the job with 3rd or 4th graders. ๐๐พ Iโll know by 5pm today.
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Welcome to Mr Walkerโs 3rd Grade Class 9/3/19. Where this year I will motivate, love, give tough love, give compassion but also let them know Iโm not taking any of their s***. Now letโs make this an amazing experience and letโs rock but push students beyond their measure.
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The life of a teacher. This is the most....devious thing an individual can do. I was excited about explaining our science experiment on our fun Friday and this heinous act had unfolded.
These are their stores: *Law and Order sound*
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@VerginityRocks
@fanreviewsonly
@samxends
I mean he paid for women to perform sexual acts on a child so yes, pedophilla
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@datbitchbeaast
Mannnnnnnn tbh ๐คท๐ฟโโ๏ธ how can you feel bad for folks in this situation when both parties had chances to leave? Plus didnโt she bully some other BM?
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Me in Heaven: Chic-fil-a closed on Sundays up here too? ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
God: Get out ๐ฃ
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An apology without change is just manipulation.
Read that again.
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@curlyxxcass
@kaypaiid_
@mulanneyy
@NawfSideCee
@lahjaay
So itโs harder to commit to someone but not harder to commit the rest of your life to raising them lol what the fuck
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DADDY IS PLAYED OUT I WANNA BE CALLED LORD FARQUAAD ๐๐ญ๐
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NEVER SHOULDA PAID IT!!!๐ฉ Or whatever Marvin Sapp said ๐ฅด
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Update. The first interview I wasnโt feeling the welcoming vibes
Second interview. I nailed it and theyโre determining if they wanna offer me the job with 3rd or 4th graders. ๐๐พ Iโll know by 5pm today.
Two interviews today at two elementary schools ๐๐พ yโall wish me luck.
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As teachers itโs hard to get our students to be focused when they have 50 millions thoughts running thru their minds all the time. My love goes beyond the classroom.
@DollEdition
youโre so amazing for helping my students. Youโre appreciated so much ๐
#BlackMaleTeachersMatter
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Two interviews today at two elementary schools ๐๐พ yโall wish me luck.
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@thegoods___
@yafavdeyj
lol did you cut off the part as to why she said she didnโt ๐. Yโall so dense
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This tweet not getting enough recognition. Despite what life throws at you, you never lose your eye for the prize.
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This is all I heard this tweet say.....
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I Suck At Cuddling ๐ After 5mins, I'm Rattling 2 bags Of Chips & A Honey Bun Wrapper In Yo Ear๐๐พSayin ๐ฃ๏ธ U Want Sum"
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Women with deep voices want to argue. Listen here Batman! Use that energy to save the city
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The face of my Virtual Student of the Week for having an exceptional week of school! ๐โ๐ฟ
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Your boy is officially a graduate of The Virginia State University!!!! ๐งก๐ I did the unthinkable and strives for my goal. Thanks everyone that pushed me and a special S/O to
@makola_abdullah
for being the best president ever.
#AlumnusStatus
#VSUGrad2k18
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My first year of teaching is officially over. ๐๐พ
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No one:
Absolutely No One:
Loretta Devine: โIโll Play The Mama!!!!!โ
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Iโm at that age where game nights with friends sounds way better than a club.
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Why my students in here playing this ghetto section 8 UNO
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Happy 28th to myself. Another year, more wisdom. King ๐๐พ continue to prosper in life ๐
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@redHendrixx_
@O_Nifesq
@NotSoGirlieKD
@iveliiizh
You know thatโs not what heโs saying and heโs explicitly talking directly about what he means so stop acting ignorant. Clearly women like that is showing effort, he talking about lazy women that donโt do shit since the beginning of time. Your Comprehensive skills some shit
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The song is for adults and yโall be reaching for the most unreachable shit. How many times do women have to sit there and endure cheating ass shit? You wanna talk about broken homes, talk about how offset constantly disrespects the mother by not staying faithful. Fucking dummies
Y'all are so despicable about Cardi b & offset collapsing marriage. before you spit trash & make fun of the Divorce, remember that another child is going to grow up in a broken home.
Hope this serve as a lesson to ladies. WAP, booty and shape is not enough to keep a man happy!
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Last and final one ๐๐๐ aye
#DMV
this takes it
#TweetYourSlowBounceFace
http://t.co/Z6w3MHlZJ5
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Dating in this generation a pain in the ass.
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White ppl mad Ariel ainโt white๐คฃ itโs ok Jesus ainโt either๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ
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As I go into my second year of teaching, if I ever encounter a class like this Iโd lose my shits.
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Bitch is that flaming hot Cheetos?
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Today Iโll officially be an Alumnus of The Virginia State University ๐งก๐
#VSUGrad2k18
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The Virginia State University would have you on this song with โ0 calls aheadโ for like 3 days.
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This nigga jerry springer be like so u sucked 4 dicks , had 2 trains ran on u , licked ass backwards in the club bathroom , and your boyfriend had no idea ? ... well now he does cuz we have him back stage , ROGER COME ON OUT ๐๐
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Yโall do everything but hack the IRS and Student Loans Department.
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Non-voters need to stfu. You lost your opinion on the next 4 years due to your ignorance of not choosing to vote. If you donโt wanna vote for the presidency cool, but vote for your local individuals, wanna change your community do it, if not shut the fuck up
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Na Na: Trump 2020 PERIOD
VSU Twitter:
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Yeah I gottem, either you can stfu about it or be the reason they get dropped. Choose wisely
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Me: now I lay me down to sleep I praydalor my sodakeep
God: Nigga what?
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PLEAD THE 5TH: like this & Iโll DM you a question and you have to quote this tweet with an honest answer or say I plead the 5th.
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VSU pray for the freshman Jordan ๐๐พ. Pray for his healing
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Idc idc idc idc ima always day it. When men care more, love more and wanna do more. The relationship will always be better and last longer.
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My student has a birthday next week and this is how the convo went
Me: hey you wanna bring some cupcakes for the class next week
Student: man fuck them kids
This is my life as a teacher.
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The HBCU of The Year, Virginia State University ๐งก๐
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YOURE NOT EVEN IN TRUMP TAX BRACKET. THIS THE SAME ORANGE HEAD FAT NECK LOOSE EAR WIDE BACK GORILLA THAT GOT ON NATIONAL TV AND TOLD HIS GOOD BOYS โSTAND DOWN AND STAND BYโ. You ainโt nothing but a coon......
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When that Dr Bronners Peppermint hit yโall booty
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Excuse me, please donโt ever leave off The Virginia State University. Thanks
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One of my students left me a note.
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He shouldโve knock her shit off her shoulders
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Got to watch my baby sister walk across the stage at Delaware State University ๐๐พ. Proud Big Brother
If you attend DSU congrats on your big day today
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Keep smiling king ๐๐ซ. BTW I went from 4th grade in my first year and now im about a month Iโll be teaching 3rd. ๐๐พ blessings
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Take your time, finger her while you do it too and stare at her in her eyes. ๐คค
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From teacher to teacher LOL bruh they gave you some takis (which they donโt like sharing) a whole honey bun and caprisun ๐. They love you
I told my students I wanted breakfast and this what they gave me LMAOOOOOO itโs 8oClock bruh
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I Hate Masturbating Cause I Think Dead People Be Watching Me ๐๐ญ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ
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I need a 4 bedroom 3 full baths house for $10. Nothing too crazy
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Happy 50th Bday Mommy!!!!
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i just need a cool $50,000 deposited into my account accidentally. In Jesus name.
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@ChannelM76
@SoulBeyoutifull
@xlissamarieex
@yafavdeyj
Think about it, when youโre young you really give 0 fucks about what others think until you hit that middle school period.
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I hate the โwhy you singleโ question. Like bitch I wanna be appreciated thatโs why
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YALL REALLY DEAD ASS OUT HERE TRYING TO COMPARE TWO DIFFERENT SITUATIONS!!! Difference is Boosie technically paid for his kids to be raped...D Wade showed us how heโs accepting of a child. How the fuck does this equate to molestation? Yโall Nรฎggas ARE FUCKING IGNORANT
I Never Said What Boosie Did Was Ok BUT If We Gone Down Boosie And Dog Him, Then Yโall Better Do The Same For Dwade. His Son 12 Years Old Talmbout He Wanna Be A Girl, Wanna Be Gay, And Wanna Be Identified As A Girl. All This At 12? The Boy Still Finding Himself But Thats Ok Huh๐จ๐พโ๐ฆฏ
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lol this is what we be talking about. This man addressed the problem and first thing you do is run to twitter literally 1 minute after he sent that. Social media got yโall relationships in a chokehold
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Too 5 HBCUโs
1. The Virginia State University
2. Land of Troy
3. Building a Better World
4. Big State
5. 1882
โ๐พ BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE ๐ถ๐ท
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Every got damn thing. I shouldโve stayed in a childโs place
Whatโs one item you didnโt realize was expensive until you became an adult? For us it was detergent, whew chile!
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Heโs def picking a white woman
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Insecurities are at an all time high. Like you donโt want your girls to look as good as you? And you want dusty looking joints by your side to fill your ego ๐. Slim wack
I saw this in a Facebook group . This is crazyyy . You still in the wedding or no ?
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๐ฎโ๐จ VSU Midnight breakfast 2015! What a time what a time ๐ if you werenโt there, you missed a movie.
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When Feb get 30 days
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Today, was suppose to be the LAST day of school for students but we all know how the rest of the school year ended. We decided to do a parade for the students and it felt amazing. I miss yโall and see yโall next year!!! Parade was fun
#MrWalker
#3rdGrade
#BlackMaleTeacher
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I really need people to work on their masculinity
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Collards , yams, ribs, Mac& cheese, corn, cornbread
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Meet my student that said โFuck Them Kidsโ ๐๐ญ๐ฅ
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@aprettyPR
Heโs not wrong, I grew up and went to HS with this Korean girl (RIP TO HER) but you could tell she grew up around us cuz she sound just like him.
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Ladies, Imagine having sex with a dude with a lisp and he ask โwho puthy ithithโ ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐
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My school district incorporated social injustice into the curriculm. LETS GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Now I can drop jewels and knowledge without the backlash โ๐ฟ
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