Peter Austin
@ThatPeterAustin
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🎮 Playing games at @TeamTripleJump | 🎙️ Podcasting at @VidiotsOfficial with @Yogscast | 🧵 Threads & IG @ThatPeterAustin | 📧 Email ThatPeterAustin @ Gmail
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Don't tell my mum but I'll say anything for money. Why not treat yourself or a friend to a personal message?
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Want something more bespoke? Voice work for your game, documentary or cult ritual? Email me for any other business:
📧 ThatPeterAustin @ Gmail
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This is my Uncle Reg. He was a fit and healthy man until his first Pfeizer jab just one week ago. You should hear his airways. The endless raspy wheezing is heartbreaking.
Wake up sheeple.
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Scientists are yet to adequately explain why Ed Sheeran's Shape of You can be so neatly overlayed on Dingodile's Theme from Crash Bandicoot: Warped
Your move, atheism
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Enjoying the fact that the first Rick Roll of 2024 is from actual Rick Astley himself
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I’m beyond overjoyed to announce that last week I asked my girlfriend to marry me and she said yes ☺️ Thank you Amy for your unending support, your wicked sense of humour and for being willing to marry the man in that second photo ❤️
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If you can't handle me at my Aled's iPad, you don't deserve me at my Jackie Weaver
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Doctor Who dropping at midnight in the UK really goes against its heritage as a primetime family show. I know they're trying to match the way Marvel or Star Wars episodes drop but it feels like an oversight not to set the UK time to 7PM GMT and base all the others around that
No time travel required! 🕛 Where will you be watching?
Watch
#DoctorWho
on
@BBCiPlayer
in the UK 11th May and
@DisneyPlus
10th May where available
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Playing Scrabble with my parents and am about to place the word “QUINOA” on a Triple Word square. Phone the police because everyone round this table is about to fucking DIE
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Q:
What is the net distance travelled after an entire performance of DJ Casper's The Cha Cha Slide? Assume a dance floor of infinite size and no corrective shuffling away from nearby dancers.
Show your workings.
A:
A thread.
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Alright, fine...
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Having liked it for nearly six years, I finally put a ring on it yesterday
I didn't actually take a single photo of me and the bride on my own phone (I paid professionals for that) so here's one from
@LittleNommer
's Instagram instead
Thank you for all the well wishes!
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Look... if you had... one shot... or one opportunity... to make a four and a half minute remix of Eminem's Lose Yourself using only Spyro The Dragon cutscenes... you would definitely do it.
FULL VIDEO HERE:
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What do people from Boston wear under their shoes?
Official logo for ‘SAW X’.
In theaters on October 27.
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Incredibly proud of my beautiful girlfriend who not only graduated this weekend but achieved so much more in her time at uni. What a truly wonderful lady ❤️
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So, some people have left WhatCulture. Oh boy. It's an iPhone Notes moment...
(N.B. I don't represent the company. Thoughts are my own)
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The full set of professional photos isn't due for a few weeks but we were sent a few preview shots today
Truly the happiest day of my life!
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It's my right as a human being to kill myself and those around me.
That's you. That's how dumb you sound.
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It’s been 44 years since Britain had a referendum on whether we should join the European Union. I think it’s high time we had another one
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#HarryPotterAndThe
Slight Increase In Walking Speed Because Someone Is Holding The Door For Him At The End Of An Inconveniently Long Corridor
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I just revealed the answer to a competition on the KFC Twitter account. What a strange day.
THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED!
@ThatPeterAustin
from
@TeamTripleJump
is here to put you all out of your misery and reveal the answer...
#KFCAdminsFaveGame
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Hello Twitter.
I'd like to announce that, as of today, I am no longer employed by WhatCulture Ltd.
Along with
@Confused_Dude
and
@parrotboy
, I will be taking on a very exciting new opportunity in the coming months.
Please stay tuned to our Twitters for more details!
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courier:
just need you to sign for this parcel please. can i take your surname?
me:
austin - like jane austen but with an i
courier:
*carefully types "iusten" into his PDA*
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The UK government are now advising everyone to be naughty for the rest of the year in order to receive a free sack of coal from Santa
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YouTube's auto-generated thumbnail for tomorrow's Worst Games Ever is pretty bang on, to be honest
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Celebrating four years with this wonderful woman today 💘 First photo was taken in 2015. I think I knew even then that I ought to make engagement plans as soon as socially acceptable
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The end of a lovely weekend celebrating 3 years with this beautiful lady. I count my lucky stars every day 💖
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Just wanted to let everyone to know that we have done 69 episodes of Worst Games Ever since the WhatCulture era. Sorry for the very NSFW tweet
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Real talk, even if video games DID encourage gun violence (they don’t), it would probably be worth having legislation in place that prevents a hypothetical massacre-craving psychopath CoD fan from bobbing into town and, you know, buying a fucking gun
#VideogamesAreNotToBlame
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Amy, who knows nothing about old UK sitcoms, legitimately just looked out the window at the cow field by our rental cottage and shouted "There's a little one! Oh wait, no, it's just far away" and she is blissfully unaware of how amazing that is.
Literally a cow field. I swear.
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We just bought a rug for our second bedroom and man, I am absolutely marrying the correct person
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Why the hell is this doll social distancing?
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It’s been weirdly humbling to have made so many people sad today! Thank you so much for the supportive response. It’s so nice to hear what Vidiots means to you all and that plenty of you will be sticking with us!
Lots of questions to answer over the next two weekly podcasts
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So for those of you who don't know, the
@Yogscast
do a month of charity livestreams every December and for the past four years, I have been making remixes of the previous year's best bits.
With
#JingleJam2018
starting tomorrow, here is the best of 2017!
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New flat came with a coffee table. I have enhanced it
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Walking into the empty studio and seeing this on the monitor is the closest I’ll ever get to climbing aboard a ghost ship found drifting at sea, food still plated up on the table, embers still glowing in the galley stove, but not a soul on board...
#YouLoveIt
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Fucking hell, The Internet has started early today...
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The best little boy went to sleep today. He'll be sorely missed 🙁 Always a puppy, even at 11 years old. Everyone pet your dogs extra hard today, as it's what I would do if I could 🐶
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Russell Shaw was absolutely not messing about when he composed the Oakvale Theme for Fable 1
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Yesterday I got drunk in Newcastle and took a photo of a crumb that was exactly the same shape as England and Wales
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Playing music directly from your phone speakers on public transport ought to be punishable by public execution
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When you've got a cake to cut but have handled knives before on Main Menu
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Well, I just packed up my desk and all my lovely fan-sent tat and hopped on a northbound train for Christmas and Unmentionable 2019 YouTube Venture™
It’s been an utter delight to work at the
@Yogscast
, made all the more surreal after years of making silly Jingle Jam remixes
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I asked an AI to write a self-indulgent film script in which it stars as the heroic protagonist, and then I animated it in 2005 PC game The Movies
Ladies and gentlemen, "ChatGPT: The Ultimate Hero"
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So we’ve done ONE video on the new channel and already we’re at 10K SUBS! You guys are insane and I love you 🧡
If you’re not following us yet:
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@DoubleJumpInc
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Thanks
@Cultaholic
for all the support!
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My god, I don't think I truly appreciated how terrible the initial
#SonicMovie
CG was until now. How did the original ever get the green light?
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Currently highlight of the week is listening
@JackTheJobber
ask Alexa five times to play the right song and then finally yell "Alexa, what are you doing?!"
Alexa: "I've been working on being more helpful"
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On this day in 1968, audiences watched on as Charlton Heston discovered that he'd been on the Planet of The Bass all along
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Did your primary school teacher tell you about that boy they knew when they were younger who was swinging on the back legs of his chair and then he fell and cracked his head open and was taken to hospital and then he never came back to school? RIP that kid
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Living the dream
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Thank you to everyone who has liked, shared and subscribed over the past 18 months! My parents are finally proud of me ❤️
WE DID IT
Huge thank you to everybody who's helped us reach this milestone! See you at 100 billion.
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I'm worried about Billie Eilish. If she keeps wearing her coat indoors all the time, she won't feel the benefit 😕
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SPYRO THE DRAGON REMASTER HAS BEEN "ACCIDENTALLY" LISTED ON AMAZON AND SCREENSHOTS HAVE BEEN LEAKED ON TWITTER AND
@SPYROTHEDRAGON
IS NOW BEING FOLLOWED BY THE OFFICIAL ACTIVISION AND CRASH BANDICOOT ACCOUNTS HELPPPPPPPPpppp
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Please sign my petition for the government to not make any announcement when the coronavirus scare is over, because maybe then people will continue to practice a basic fucking level of hand hygiene and sneeze/cough etiquette
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Google Street View has blurred out this horse's face. I'm going to bed.
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Gonna be off Twitter this week to have some family time. Thanks for all the birthday wishes and yes, I celebrated in true Peter Austin style
Amy booked special evening tickets for Stonehenge that allowed us into the circle itself, which you can't normally do. Absolutely amazing!
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It's extra nice to go out when your house is your office, so we went to Jesmond Dene yesterday and had a lovely time
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- brought up the Nazi party on an official BAFTA Game Awards livestream
- other stuff
- but mostly the Nazi thing
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This would almost be funny if it wasn't, you know, the current President of the United States
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Some viewers weren't ready for Will Smith as Genie in the new Aladdin trailer Some viewers weren't ready for Will Smith as Genie in the new Aladdin trailer Some viewers weren't ready for Will Smith as Genie in the new Aladdin trailer Some viewers weren't ready for Will Smith as G
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My Thursday night brain has decided after a glass and a half of Aldi wine that this is the funniest video I have ever seen in my life and I'm not about to argue
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Spare a thought for our friend
@SquidGaming
who has had a pretty rough time of it since Squid Game came out!
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There's no way to start the day like sending feedback to our editors...
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YouTube's auto-generated thumbnail for this weekend's Weirdest Games Ever is exceptional
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A REMINDER OF TONIGHT'S TOP STORY:
Peter Austin lost a bet and has forfeited his Twitter account for a month. Please direct all communications to seasoned broadcaster Brian Bumpiss for the next four weeks.
From all of us here at Bumpiss News, have a very good evening.
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Reasons to stop what you're doing right now and register to vote:
- It takes about 2 minutes
- People died to win you the right (including you fellas)
- This is a pivotal moment in the future of the UK
- I am very sexually attracted to registered voters
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The fact that I'm only just learning about r/YogscastNSFW says everything about the stuff I don't have to worry about as a creator that dear friends of mine (Yogs and others) have to face every day. It's stomach-turning. If you've got a moment, please report the sub to Reddit
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Flying home after a lovely weekend with the gf. I also bumped into
@Cultaholic
’s own
@adampacitti
at a museum. So much witty banter and wild shenanigans took place, it was the epic Cultavidiot collab you’ve all dreamed of!
Sadly, we didn’t have a camera
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I simply cannot believe this actually happened but I can't find anything on the internet to say it didn't. Insane.
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I had a dream that Hermione told me malaria was once thought to be caused by swamp gas. I scoffed, so she rolled her eyes and said “Think of the word! MAL-ARIA: bad air!”
Turns out to be true, so I either learned it unconsciously or worked it out in my sleep
Brains are wild
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The balloonist in Spyro The Dragon was originally going to be a viking-like character called The Boatman. He is visible in early screenshots of the game but was replaced in later builds, perhaps because Magic Crafters and Dream Weavers cannot be accessed by water
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Twitter, let's SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!!!!!1111
- RT for CHOCOLATE
- LIKE for THESE TWEETS ARE JUST A THINLY VEILED ATTEMPT AT GETTING LOTS OF RTs AND LIKES
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To those of you who continue to insist we bring back facecam on Worst Games Ever, I'll reiterate once again that it's not a stylistic choice; doing so would entail sitting next to each other in a largely unventilated room for an hour or more at a time 1/3
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you vs. the hula hoop she tells you not to worry about
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