Combined. And a little lopsided.

We all need our own self-caricatures-as-signatures, I think. I’m gonna get to work on mine. Let me know if you have any ideas of your own!.

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I really did not expect that, Madison, Wisconsin. How cool. Now I want to visit Madison.

I feel ya, pumpkin. I feel ya.

Gonna took a hoot or too in a sec and think of some fun ways to Tarts McGurp. #heatherinthesky #whoevenknows

A random-ass tour through the laboratory. The rest is on the Patreon; this clip is enough to make one go “mwahaha.”

Shaboop. Out-takes for the win. #oldiebutagoodie #itwasquitethehangover

Keep an eye open for the red door.

Macromastia.

I do not have an OF, which is simply a personal choice. I have a Patreon. It makes the peepers pop.

As we dwell deeper into the rabbit-hole of Tantalus… I think there might only be a few of you who can somehow identify. I’m not saying that anachronimity is the key. But if the word “Maxell” means something to you… I agree.

Same, chica. Same.

Shiiiiiiiiiit, but it’s not lost on me that I thought I was *enormous* only… heck, four years ago?.

I might create a simulation harness of sorts that’d allow folks to experience the fabulously odd mystery of lugging around 30+ pounds of Grade-D Gazongas.

My extraordinarily frustrated seamstress, muttering in an increasingly exasperated way, every time she pulls out the tape measure:

It’s the usual arrangement. Natalia tends to ptfo on top of her sister

It’s ok. Nothing to see here, I’m sure. Right? Sure. A new bunch of stuff, freshly added to every tier on the Patreon.

I think a point of interest I’m going to try to convey is the extent to which this most recent 5 pounds has made a difference… Especially considering how quickly that 5 pounds has deposited into two very distinct parts of me. Calm down girls; give mommy a break! 😶

It’s difficult to overstate how putting a PG rating on a movie with this amount of smoking, drinking, callgirls, schtupping, jiggly boobies, innuendo, and murder (“What do you mean… ‘murder?’”) contributed to the senses of humor of an entire young generation. High art.

What's behind the red door? The one with that gilded symbol. An orchid? That would be suitably fancy. Mysterious, even. #maisondesseins #reddoor #wildestfantasies #fulfilled