Ladies, if he:
-makes you laugh
-gives you the best hugs
-doesn't eat burgers
-hasn't lost a football game in 10 weeks
-is covered in fur
He is not your man. He is me. TORO. Hi.
Someone: “All I do is”
My brain:
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Me: “WiN wIn WiN nO mAtTeR wHaT”