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??? she/her 25
Joined November 2013
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smelly loser
7 days
Maryland plows seem to have just had the idea of a road in mind when they went out. It's been 5 days since it snowed and if you're lucky there's still only half of a lane cleared out of the entire road n also giant chunks of solid ice you have to go around in the middle
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@TetanusBench
smelly loser
8 days
How is this man gonna tell me I'm 120 pounds. ????? My legs alone are probably 120 pounds what the hell
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smelly loser
9 days
Jesus lord have god damn mercy why is what does the fox say stuck in my head it's midnight on a wednesday
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@TetanusBench
smelly loser
9 days
Had a dream bang chan was my new manager at work
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@TetanusBench
smelly loser
15 days
50 degrees today but expecting 20+ inches of snow on Sunday
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smelly loser
23 days
Came into work to holding onto you twenty one pilots playing n started disassociating
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@TetanusBench
smelly loser
1 month
Man in my apartment checking my stove
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@TetanusBench
smelly loser
1 month
My package was supposed to come today it says out for delivery but ofc they have the driveway n road blocked off cuz my damn gas is out rn so no way for me to get it 😍
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@TetanusBench
smelly loser
1 month
No hot water since yesterday n they said they're tearing into the road n have to lay new pipes TOMORROW..... guys I don't wanna take an ice shower wtf
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smelly loser
1 month
Oh my god it is just unbelievably windy it's making me so ANXIOUS
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@TetanusBench
smelly loser
1 month
Feel like some weird perv like WHY 😭😭😭 I can't even look at him ever again omg
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smelly loser
1 month
Dreamt I was involved in filming/watching the filming of a new skz song performance n bang chan just. Decided to do the whole entire thing fully entirely completely naked like it was something he had worked up to doing idk man idkidkidk never pictured that man naked before now
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@TetanusBench
smelly loser
1 month
Shits so dumb I told em he had 2 people in front of them and they would absolutely get bell service before their checkout time n they still put in the review "idk I felt unwanted and like I wasnt gonna get service in time to check out :/" you literally wrote I told you you would
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@TetanusBench
smelly loser
1 month
First day back n had to sit with my manager to go over my shit secret shop I got that was basically just them saying they didn't like my vibe over the phone n I didn't give them an exact measurement of when yhe bellman would come .... even tho I literally told them a timeframe
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smelly loser
1 month
I've been self controlled all 6 days I was off I feel like I deserve it now
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smelly loser
1 month
The smell of my coworkers wings makes me wanna order pizza and wings like soooo fuckin bad like unreasonably bad like I'm not poor as shit bad
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smelly loser
1 month
Just back to work n the restaurant across the hall is playing dynamite
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@TetanusBench
smelly loser
1 month
Last day off should probably order da pizza
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@TetanusBench
smelly loser
2 months
Gotta go back to work tomorrow 😩 not working is really a great vibe for me I should do this all the time
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