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@TessaCoates
Tessa Coates
5 years
Margot Robbie in the bath explains the GameStop stock situation
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@TessaCoates
Tessa Coates
2 years
I’m looking for somebody who can animate a page of a website, for money obviously, is that you? Is that your very particular set of skills?
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@TessaCoates
Tessa Coates
2 years
It’s an #iphone IS THAT HELPFUL?!
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@TessaCoates
Tessa Coates
2 years
I’m having a panic attack in the street. Not a Live Photo. Here’s the analytics oh my god HOW!
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@TessaCoates
Tessa Coates
2 years
HELP! Guys I’m losing my mind, the lady in the wedding dress shop took this photo of me! I swear on my life this is real, what?! HOW?! Somebody please help!!! I’m freaking out
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@BdayGirlsComedy
Birthday Girls
2 years
We’re podding LIVE on Sunday 5th Nov! And our amazing guests are @5tevieM and @TessaCoates from the incredible @nobodypanicpod so ya better book ya tix here: https://t.co/hqyMnCDxUH thanks love u 💜
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@Oobahs
Oobah Butler
2 years
It’s the film lawyers told you would never get made! After over a year in the works, my new film ‘The Great Amazon Heist’ is coming out this Thursday on @Channel4! It’s taken everything I have to make this one. So I hope you enjoy it. Cheers!
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@TessaCoates
Tessa Coates
2 years
Sea shell enthusiasts, what kind of shells are these please?
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@LondonPodFest
London Podcast Festival
2 years
. @5tevieM & @tessacoates's from @nobodypanicpod will be joined by special guest @andrewhunterm from @nosuchthing at their #LondonPodFest live show on Sun 10 Sep 📢 Join them and find out how to live your life without screaming all the time 😱 Tickets: https://t.co/lhqebzEgka
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Plosive
2 years
❗This Saturday❗ 😱 NOBODY PANIC: LIVE! At Roundhouse Comedy Festival 😱 Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin bring their smash-hit podcast Nobody Panic live to the Roundhouse, with special guest - Rose Matafeo. 📅 Sat 5 Aug 📍The Roundhouse, London 🎟 https://t.co/1RAdeXxnXp
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Plosive
2 years
New episode of ... 😱 Nobody Panic 😱 ♥️How to Play Poker with Ken Cheng♣️ Apple:  https://t.co/dqEgn9f1AE Acast:  https://t.co/JQ4PMr7jSu Spotify:  https://t.co/WaL7EoSZWN @5tevieM @TessaCoates @nobodypanicpod @kenchengcomedy
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@TessaCoates
Tessa Coates
2 years
Look https://t.co/eoEeLdl0VM I know we’re all still here even though party is over and in a minute someone is going to invite their drug dealer ‘to hang’, but in these final dying days of this site - come to this will you! It’ll be so nice!
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Plosive
2 years
👇COMING UP NEXT WEEK👇 😱NOBODY PANIC: LIVE! 😱 At Roundhouse Comedy Festival... Don't miss the chance to see Stevie & Tessa (uncensored) as they answer life's biggest (and smallest) questions, with a special guest! 📆 Sat 5 Aug 📍The Roundhouse 🎟 https://t.co/1RAdeXxnXp
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@TessaCoates
Tessa Coates
2 years
Ah! A very personal one today! To the surprise of absolutely no one, I have ADHD. God bless @5tevieM for riding this journey with this easily distracted moose 🫎 🧁🍯🫐🪡🧵🧦🧶
@nobodypanicpod
Nobody Panic
2 years
So @TessaCoates has, to the unsurprise of listeners messaging us saying ‘Tessa I think you might have ADHD’, been diagnosed with ADHD. She tells @5tevieM about what it all feels like (and a bit about a moose). Listen here or spotify: https://t.co/DcQTFzLV3k
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@TessaCoates
Tessa Coates
2 years
If you’ve been to the year 3000, and met my great-great-great granddaughter who you claim is ‘pretty fine’ and therefore we are to assume she’s alive, then she’s like 800 years old. Which is way more alarming than the whole living under water thing
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@TessaCoates
Tessa Coates
2 years
Latitude baby!! Here we go! 🎪🎶
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Plosive
2 years
🎪FESTIVAL ANNOUNCEMENT🎪 Nobody Panic: Live! at Latitude Join Tessa and a guest co-host for this special festival episode of Nobody Panic! 📆 20 - 23 July 📍@LatitudeFest 😱 @nobodypanicpod
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Tessa Coates
2 years
Фу
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@TessaCoates
Tessa Coates
2 years
Thank you so much to @thisstuartlaws for being so open and honest for this genuinely fascinating episode 💣⛓️📿🪈🧪🪠🪢🪡🥼🩲🧵🥽🦐🪱☄️💫🍠🥨🌽🌶️🫛🌭🍧🥟🥜🤸🏻‍♂️🤺
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Plosive
2 years
New Episode of... 😱 NOBODY PANIC 😱 How to Get a Vasectomy Apple: https://t.co/HJv7H0Rfs4 Acast: https://t.co/3W04hJklsU Spotify: https://t.co/GDiZELcqjI @nobodypanicpod @5tevieM @TessaCoates @thisstuartlaws
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@TessaCoates
Tessa Coates
2 years
Tonight tonight tonight!! 💫 💫💫
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Plosive
2 years
😱NOBODY PANIC: LIVE!😱 Stevie and Tessa return to Soho Theatre with special guest ED GAMBLE tonight! Don't miss out, last few tickets available 👇 ⏰ 9.15pm 🎟 https://t.co/E49MoWChyT
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@TessaCoates
Tessa Coates
3 years
I found it!
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@TessaCoates
Tessa Coates
3 years
Hello twitter, there’s this meme that’s like ‘this is my brain with ADHD’ and it’s like a white background, and I think a duck, a shoe, a spatula and something else like contentedly rotating. Does anyone know what I mean? Hello? Is this thing on? But seriously do you?
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@TessaCoates
Tessa Coates
3 years
EASILY one of my most unhinged episode choices - BUT the GCSE Shakespeare is next week and if I can get one kid over the line then it will have been worth it. Perhaps send it to your teenage cousin who forgot to revise 🌟📝 🌊⛴️🏝️🧙‍♂️🧚🧌
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Plosive
3 years
New Episode of... 😱 NOBODY PANIC 😱 How to Pass GCSE Shakespeare Exam: The Tempest (AQA or Edexcel) Apple: https://t.co/tpbq6zbAZR Acast: https://t.co/BYoWaW9Wkk Spotify: https://t.co/ZVn8w8o51Q @nobodypanicpod @5tevieM @TessaCoates
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