A speculative top with volatile support levels.

Oktoberfest dodged me again. Coward.

Wild how much goodwill there is on X right now—people who just went to war for a late-night host are now defending an escalator at the UN.

Top 5 career hacks that feel illegal to know: #3 Always look professional!

American Eagle has officially landed in France. Great jeans, welcome. (I bought three pairs.)

Forget coding for once - time to test the countryside UX. This is the kind of front-end/back-end integration you need this summer.

Is self-censorship a non-trade barrier? Technical barrier? Digital restriction? I hear the U.S. administration wants us to drop them all!

Cannes was aesthetically colonized by Helmut Newton—I cannot sit on a lounger without becoming one with his fantasies.

U.S.-EU tariff spat, Day 7: My NYC lawyer pal—raking in millions—pulls a Marie Antoinette over his favorite French wine’s future. I say, let him sip Barefoot Chardonnay.

If this is a bug, I’m not fixing it.

Rays glowin’, buns showin ’

Can’t believe ‘Big Balls’ is still trending in U.S. Politics on X 😂—Elon, what have you done?

I’ve heard what men allegedly want. And no, I don’t turn into a pizza. But I do make a damn good one.

1977: Censorship vs. freedom, east vs. west, a literal wall. 2025: “Censorship as freedom”, west vs. west, a digital wall. The music? Don’t ask.

At the ambitiously named World AI Festival in Cannes, #WAICF, the real Turing test is spotting the rare guy with actual AI knowledge in the flood of vaguely clueless consultants offering services to equally uninformed clients.

“In love, deceit outdoes distrust”, the French say. With the daily DOGE findings, it seems more accurate to say, "In government." You can't make this stuff up.

This post just got shadow banned on IG, so sharing my Davos rant here, because Meta might not let you see and read it: Connected the dots, and it’s not pretty. Just got back from the Davos Summit—listened, talked with people who know, and left completely shell shocked. Europe’s

Windows are for dreaming; doors are for stepping through. When opportunity calls, make sure to answer at the door.

Dry January, but never shy January.

“Step into the time machine. Goodbye, 1974 🍋 – you’ve been squeezed dry. Hello, 1975! Let’s see if the juice is worth the squeeze this time!