#PTB
@TeezeDem
Followers
2,319
Following
931
Media
1,613
Statuses
38,907
Music Connoisseur // Culture Cognoscente @warnermusicuk // Steady Moves Mgmt🎶
London, England
Joined August 2011
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
taylor
• 687426 Tweets
#ParisTSTheErasTour
• 465146 Tweets
Leverkusen
• 357832 Tweets
Hailey
• 214088 Tweets
Hailey
• 214088 Tweets
TTPD
• 141194 Tweets
Whindersson
• 131442 Tweets
Long Live
• 124570 Tweets
#النصر_الاخدود
• 91253 Tweets
The Archer
• 82855 Tweets
TOLERATE IT
• 78852 Tweets
Marjorie
• 66788 Tweets
Janja
• 60890 Tweets
Atalanta
• 59625 Tweets
Selena
• 58589 Tweets
Xabi Alonso
• 53869 Tweets
SO HIGH SCHOOL
• 46100 Tweets
Netherlands
• 35382 Tweets
Betty
• 33570 Tweets
メイドの日
• 33427 Tweets
Aston Villa
• 29237 Tweets
Belgium
• 28492 Tweets
#SVGala10
• 20351 Tweets
Kiko
• 18832 Tweets
Armenia
• 17460 Tweets
Malta
• 16996 Tweets
Austria
• 15476 Tweets
Joost
• 14807 Tweets
#Eurovision2024
• 14641 Tweets
Miri
• 14017 Tweets
Estonia
• 13044 Tweets
Vogel
• 12635 Tweets
ليفركوزن
• 11729 Tweets
Clauss
• 11142 Tweets
Sertab Erener
• 10349 Tweets
The 1st pancake you make is the one you eat while you’re making then rest of the other pancakes. Sacrificial one
47
3K
15K
My all time low at Uni was when I added 100 words in white font to the end of my essay so it reaches the word count on Turnitin
84
6K
10K
Yoooo my mum was shouting my name to come down stairs for like 5 mins straight. She tells me to sit down and whispers to me with a straight face... “is my phone on 5G??”
56
2K
10K
How can I come Brixton market this morning and boss man tells me there’s no more string vests cos some idiot bought them in every single colour smh
29
2K
5K
Saw my ex at Wireless you know, looking flames so I whispered in her ear “it’s coming home & so are you”
13
944
2K
We need to have a real dialogue about the Cost of Loving Crisis… why every date cost £100+
8
400
2K
Girls be having flashbacks and think it’s some devilish soul tie, it was just enjoyment hun
23
765
2K
I’ll never understand
17
376
2K
Worked at 99p store in Balham for 2 days. Didn’t get paid and came back for my 3rd shift, they’d changed managers and no one knew who I was - had to go home 😪
24
333
2K
Stuck somewhere in between.. ‘ I’m not working hard enough ‘ & ‘ I can’t come and kill myself ‘
This is a scary place
4
1K
1K
Some peng ting was standing right behind me at the cashpoint. . so I withdrew 3bills.. then went straight to the bank to put it back
30
1K
960
Went through my old tings phone one time and saw a DM from Oloni saying ‘omg wow x’
0
531
913
‘You took her Nandos?’
Me: yeah bro
‘She told me to take her Hakkasan’
Me:
5
561
915
I actually don't like the name Seun... it sounds like when you pull out a light saber
15
988
801
Dear Employers,
If your salary is so 'competitive' you should actually just state what it is... I don't have time to be doing blind date
3
905
774
They saying Moment 4 Life thé girlies version of Meek’s Dreams & Nightmares intro
2
160
774
Apparently I twitch in my sleep 🙃 Bae don’t know that I’m pulling tasers off my chest in my dream
2
271
750
This might be one of the best verses this year. Fucking wavey!! 🙆🏾♂️
9
248
666
If you watch my snap and it's on mute... it's cos someone in the background just said a MADNESS 😂😂😂😂
1
909
597
Everything in the Bakery section looks like a 20p Bagel when you use the Self Checkout
3
484
618
HOW CAN I BE SLEEPING IN MY OWN ROOM AND THEN A WHOLE FAMILY FROM NIGERIA JUST ENTER AND START UNPACKING THEIR SUITCASES
61
859
584
Wow im actually out here buying Fenty beauty 🙆🏾♂️ The cooch is mad
3
353
532
Casual Sex that feels like casual sex is disgusting
The sex feels better with strings attached, I’m kissing your forehead cos I want you to love me before we have this casual sex
1
141
521
Our first day in the gym vs the year we launched our own Fitness Brand
@TeeFreshh_
#DubChallenge
2
195
491
The mandem threw me a surprise for my birthday, look at the smile on my face 🙏🏾❤️
5
30
433
‘Does it bother you that your husband has turned into crackpot that’s lost in the sunken place’
Kim K:
2
194
404
Boy you must not have been Montcalm yet, I had to hide in the Sauna for 45 mins
8
163
382
When you get passed venue security and can finally take the weed out your boxers >>>
2
69
351
I’d tell Jay-Z to come have dinner with ME
2
100
355
The second bowl of cereal is always the greatest because it's like milk is already seasoned
0
198
242
Last Last been on repeat the last week or so.. one of Burna’s best riddims ever 🔥
2
37
188
Nah Abra Cadbra won the Mobo but the police changed it last minute 😂😂 Im actually crying right now
#MoboAwards
3
215
210
This girl said she doesn’t believe in her voice... I told her I’m gonna post it and see what Twitter thinks 🤷🏾♂️ Show her some ❤️
6
124
208
Stormzy has a £160 tracksuit and a £400
The £400 one glows in the dark and is limited edition
What’s the noise about lol?
2
82
194
Bro came back from GH on Tuesday and is on his way back to GH again because he met a Shawty that looks like Jada Wayda 😭
1
40
197
In a period of time where mediocre talent is being pushed forward, we really gotta appreciate this win.
Big up!
Hardest secret I’ve ever had to keep but I can finally announce I’m the newest member of
@RocNation
🙏🏾
196
5K
14K
1
96
167
Funniest story I heard is... Some donny in Lei was banging deets and deetsed his girl a laptop for her Birthday... With her own Square 😂😂😂
6
290
160
The funniest time on twitter was when this emoji was everywhere
😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
2
144
161
Imagine Twitter the only place where someone that don't know you can tell you to shut up
1
186
152
#SecondarySchoolMemories
asking year7s for money.. There like no.. U jingle there blazer pocket and they're like
http://t.co/zTuqXpSP
12
406
145
The part of my brain that Burna’s music touches is different 🤯
We call that one Gbedula Oblongata 🧠
2
60
147
Lmao when the woman in the Jamaican shop says ‘wah you want’ and you say Plantin instead of plantain
2
53
146
It’s nearly been 24 hours and mandem are still chatting to tings with regular Yè.
Please.
Limited edition Yè only
0
61
143
When Jesus said ‘I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.’
http://t.co/c4CREQQNVU
1
168
126
This is what it looks like when man in VIP are pouring Hennessy in your girls mouth
2
67
118
Michael Modern aside I refuse to believe men are bigger Chatty Patties than women... you do a ting with a girl and the next motive you go to all her friends and mutuals are calling you her man
11
52
110
The problem with dating now is that everyone is looking for unconditional love meanwhile they’re carrying a bag full of conditions
0
65
107
You people need to start putting respect on
@TheBigClash
‘s name... Ain’t many brands in the UK that can run for 7 years and bring thousands of students together with minimal passa
0
84
103
You're saying he's polite but I'm clearly seeing him use his left hand to collect toy... I would've been beaten 5 times already
A two years old kid, extremely polite, and super cute. just give me baby Noel all day everyday.
132
26K
22K
5
120
98
On a serious note.
Can we all just save the Shaku Shaku until
@wizkidayo
performs Soco.
I know we all dont have many moves in our locker apart from the phone ting. Lets save our mins and only make calls when necessary.
Regards,
Management
Shaku Society
1
50
105
Since Kojo & J Hus never gonna make a tune together I decided to make a mix of their bangers
Listen, Like, RT 🎶
3
83
97
You lot are witnessing Mikel Jacksin in the flesh and this the reaction
1
49
98
So UK girls actually think Picnics are cute?
Cos some of you don’t even think Nandos is an acceptable date but sitting on grass with Strawberries & Wotsits is romantic...?
9
27
88
Lol all this Youth Club nonsense is waffle.
I nearly got stabbed at the Youth Club
2
34
90
