Tea Room Betty
@TeaRoomBetty
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The Notorious TRB. Washer of Cups, Breaker of Balls, Gangster of Love. Inventor of the Shoe. 3rd Fastest Grandma. Parody.
Joined September 2020
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80 tomorrow, can I get a Follow and Retweet? Happy Birthday.
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I started this account in the pandemic to hopefully bring some smiles and laughs. 4 years on it looks like it's time to go again. If you've liked any of it please give me a follow and a retweet and let's get going!! 🙏 😊
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Ok, I'm going out on a limb here, does anyone still eat Tomato Soup?
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It's my 80th Birthday Tomorrow, can I get a Follow and a Retweet??
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Apologies for my absence, Elon locked me in the Freezer, but I'm out and fighting fit!!
Tea Room Betty is Trending!!
#TRB
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Who's got 2 thumbs and 80 trips around the Sun? 🌞 ☀️ can I have a Follow and a Retweet please?..
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It's my 80th Birthday again tomorrow, can I get a Follow and a Retweet?..
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This will be lost on anyone under 30.
No, you hang up.
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A reminder, it's my 80th Birthday on the 31st of this month. I'm throwing a huge party, free food, drink, hotels, travel and gifts for everyone, Taylor Swift is Headlining. You're invited, full details including private jet charters - shared the 30th! Save the date in your diary.
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OK, I took a nap in Dec 2022, woke up yesterday.
What in the name of sweet baby Jesus have you lot done?? It's all gone to shit! Fess up who did it?
Was it you???
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Not to brag, but I went into the next room and remembered why I went in there in the first place.
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It's my 80th Birthday again and again tomorrow, can I have a Follow and a Retweet?
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It's my 80th Birthday again tomorrow, could I get a Follow and a Retweet?
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It's my 80th Birthday again tomorrow, can I get a Follow and a Retweet please?
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It's my 80th Birthday again tomorrow, can I get a Follow and a Retweet
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Found this in the loft, do you think it's worth anything?
She's a bit plain looking but somebody might like it?
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It Friday 26th Jan 2024, and that means it's my 80th Birthday again tomorrow, can I get a Follow and a Retweet?
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It's my 80th Birthday again tomorrow, would you give me a GIF in my comments??
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Any of you old enough here to remember what a Retweet is?
Or are you all to cool with your new fangled Reposts??
#TRB
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I lost my account in 1783, please check your following me and whatever you do, don't forget to Retweet. Twice.
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What does it look like once it's cooked?
Guaranteed you won't see a better breakfast than this today.
Have a fantastic Monday folks 👍
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How come we say "We're having Tuna Fish", but don't say "We're having Chicken Bird"?
PS it's Cod fish for dinner tonight 😋
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Remember that one time the extra from Home Alone was voted President of the most powerful country in the world?
That was a one off right??
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Your looking at the world's best break dancer. That's my hip, knee and pelvis all gone in under 30 seconds..
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A question nobody of any significance has asked, what is your favourite cheese?
Answer now or forever hold your peace!!
What is your favourite cheese 🧀??
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It's my 80th Birthday on the 30th February, can I get a Follow and a Retweet??
Take a leap of faith.
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Dear kids, it's my turn to shit myself, and your turn to clean it up.
Full circle, baby.
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Good morning citizens of the world. If you do anything today, be sure to find time to smile.
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I tweet, you reply, I reply back, then so do you.
Just explaining how it works round here for the old folk. Now please form an orderly queue.
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I'm thinking it might be a good idea if everyone just followed each other and got this done.
It's been dragging on a while now!
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I'm gonna put it out there, nobody really knows when to and when not to use a comma ,,,,
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Lesson learnt, don't wear baggy undercrackers to the shops..
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help,
@EthelGhost
I'm stuck in a tree. I popped out to secure my trampoline in the strong winds, and my undercrackers caught the gusts like the main sail of the Santa Maria, I was flung up 100 feet into the air. I'm currently perched in a Sycamore arguing with a wood Pigeon.
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Proud mum moment, my son passed his cycling proficiency test at school today.
He's 56, deputy head.
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Are you still in there? Can you grab me, 8 jars of jam, a Cordless Drill and a Canoe please?
People who go to Costco the day before the Super Bowl should have their decision making privileges revoked.
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When you're exercising, does anybody else spend the entire time thinking about what they'll eat after?
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How many Tweets could a Retweet Tweet if a Retweet could Retweet!!
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It's my 80th Birthday again tomorrow, can I get a Follow and a Retweet?..
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Maybe I shouldn't have started Fracking in my back yard..
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It's still Twitter right? someone should really tell Elon.
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Do you read tweets that are more than one sentence long? or like me, do you just faze ou
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Christ on a bike, I've slept in!! Happy New Year Everybody, here's to a very happy 2022 Everybody!!
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I tried a bit of painting today, do you think it's any good?
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Does anyone actually enjoy watching Golf, or do you all just pretend?
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New watch??..
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I've seen a lot of blokes with topless profile pics. Should I follow suit?
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What are you doing in my living room??
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1665, the year I caught the plague twice, also the year I invented the soda stream.
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A burger ..
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15 Gins before the parents race on sports day isn't always the best idea..
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Bravo captain Cheddar 👏. What's next week, your 25 meter swimming badge?
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Genuinely saw a 40 year old bloke on a kids hoverboard, with a rat on his shoulder.
How's your day going?
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So will my funeral ..
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Remember that time it ached getting out of bed, then it happened everyday, FOREVER!
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I feel that Twitter/X is very light on Political Views. Do you have any steer?
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People that eat pizza with a knife and folk sleep with their socks on!
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Question time (for 2 points): Would you consider a Northern Style Accent or a Southern Style Accent to be more in fashion for Jan/Feb 2024??
Bonus point: when was the last time you had a Twix??
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Is your upstairs beard longer than your downstairs beard?
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Cheese Flag Betty..
Everyone has a flag these days.....
I think we need a cheese flag.
Anyone good at graphics?!
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Sure its nothing to worry about, but you might want to get under your table. That will do it..
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Christ on a bike! What's going on?? This could tip the 'Very Special Relationship' over the edge!!?? I assume the Scientist is now under house arrest?!
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