For all future reports, news sites must publish the nationality of attackers so we know which violent crimes to riot over, otherwise we’ll end up rioting over attacks carried out by our own people and that would be embarrassing and very time consuming - we’d be rioting 24/7.

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☘️ Lá Fhéile Pádraig shona do lucht tacaíochta Athletic Éireannaigh ar fud an domhain! 🥳 Hope the craic is 90 today, lads! #StPatricksDay2023 #AthleticClub 🦁

Need for Speed had enough

Delivery from @EddieRocketsIRL Walkinstown and two items missing. Been ringing the restaurant for half an hour now and no answer. There’s busy, and then there’s rude. 😡

Killer whale spotted in Loch Lomond, this guys reaction is brilliant 🤣🤣🤣

Ní Neart go cur le chéile 💚 Samaritans: ☎️116 123 Childline: ☎️1800 666 666 Women's Aid: ☎️1800 341 900 Aware: ☎️1800 804 848 Age Action: ☎️1890 369369 AA ☎️01 8420700 Bodywhys: ☎️1890 200 444 Pieta House: ☎️1800 247 247 Men's Aid ☎️ 01 5543811 Jigsaw: ☎️1800 544729

Shout out to the team at @ScanComputers for getting this bad boi to me in the midst of a pandemic. Great work guys. Stay Safe

Here Comes The Sun ☀️❤️ https://t.co/DU8B8x067Q

NAH IVE JUST BEEN BLOCKED BY GARY BARLOW, what ever I said , what ever I did , I didn’t mean it

I laughed until I had hiccups

Reminder: Black Lives Matter. They will always matter.

Every Finish Line in Fall Guys

I was laid off from my full time journalist role at The Phoenix while self-isolating due to coronavirus symptoms (it turned out I just had a bog-standard pretty awful flu). It now appears that they are trying to replace me with an intern (using the same job spec).

😂😂😂 over a million views on Facebook so I thought I’d share on here

I had a neighbor visit while washing the driveway today, would not heed the social distancing requirement.. (was extra soft upon inspection)

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