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Taran Van Hemert

@TaranVH

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Video editor extraordinaire. Macro king. Robotics enthusiast. Future supervillain. Ex-Linus Media Group. Don't @ me on your sh*tcoins.

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Joined February 2013
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My index funds did 20% this year, but daaaamn I should have started sooner. The dip during COVID was a perfect entrance but the paperwork was so annoying I kept putting it off.
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Hah, I knew this would happen. I coined the term "bookend transition" but didn't say it was me. Now I've been plagiarized... by AI.
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Wow so brave for the natural gas lobbyists to disallow comments on their propaganda. I choose hydro power BTW
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Wow lightroom's HDR merge is WAY better than Photoshop's.
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It's already down from my purchase price.
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12 days
I bought some Intel stock for my RRSP. Let's see how THIS goes...
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15 days
TIL my wife has never eaten a twinkie
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Taran Van Hemert
21 days
"terribly organized" and "terribly disorganized" mean the same thing.
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Taran Van Hemert
21 days
Having to watch an ad to watch a trailer is just so dumb.
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Taran Van Hemert
29 days
Big news, Film Impact transitions are now a native part of Premiere 25.5, making them effectively free! Get Premiere Pro here: https://t.co/KKHLkIukmm @AdobeVideo
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Such a lie
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1 month
chatgpt fail
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Taran Van Hemert
2 months
Fortunately I don't live there anymore
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Taran Van Hemert
2 months
Imagine if the nightly sound of crickets was far less soothing, far more annoying. Like the CAAAW of a crow. I don't have to imagine.
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Taran Van Hemert
2 months
Every website just wants to be TikTok now
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Taran Van Hemert
2 months
Downloaded an AHK script for easy downloading of images, peeked inside, and the bottom 1/3rd was a massive amount of base 64 code. Huge huge red flag. That's how ppl hide malware. Deleted it without running it.
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2 months
Soon I'll have to get on my belly and inchworm my way around the house to look for crawling baby hazards.
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Taran Van Hemert
2 months
.@OralB your Glide floss sucks now. It used to be the best. Now it's less stretchy, sharper, and shreds easier. Did you think we wouldn't notice? You could've at least tried boiling that frog. Unless there is a less sucky version now I don't know about?
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Taran Van Hemert
2 months
My phone's power button is now a damn Gemini (AI) button?? Took awhile to figure out how to reboot my phone when the touchscreen stopped working yesterday...
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Taran Van Hemert
3 months
4 kids slept in my treehouse last night ❤️
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