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Taran Van Hemert

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Video editor extraordinaire. Macro king. Robotics enthusiast. Future supervillain. Ex-Linus Media Group. Don't @ me on your sh*tcoins.

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Joined February 2013
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New meme format just dropped. This is me BTW
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Been watching animated short student films lately. A lot of bad ones, but that's par for the course. Still, there are sometimes great ideas here that you never see in big budget productions. Any recommendations ?.
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Canadian hay
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RT @astrofalls: Since a lot of people are confused about what this is, every telescope here is owned by a person. Each person can log in re….
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Taran Van Hemert
13 days
I am imagining a grim future where YouTube auto-generates shorter versions of videos, with attention grabbing crap plastered on top. And makes this the default.
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pro tip: you can basically read >100 books per day by asking chatgpt to summarize them for you.
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19 days
Ok guys but hear me out
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Me: "So what do you use Robux for?".Child: "Well, when there's an item in the game that costs Robux, then you can buy it.".Me: "Uh huh. ".Child : "So if it costs 15 Robux, and you have 9 Robux, you can't buy it.".Me: "This has answered none of my questions.".
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21 days
Fail
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26 days
My baby always smells like fresh laundry. Or poop.
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Taran Van Hemert
28 days
I just played Monopoly against a literal baby. She won.
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Taran Van Hemert
28 days
It's weird to be getting diaper ads now.
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Taran Van Hemert
30 days
Note you gotta dilute the urine with 10x the water. Also I just use an ltt water bottle, for fewer trips out there. This post brought to you by
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Taran Van Hemert
30 days
Peeing on my apple saplings this year has doubled their trunk diameter and number of branches. And done wonders for the other plants. Now I feel like peeing anywhere but the garden is a huge waste!.I know it seems gross, but this is actually quite ecologically responsible.
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1 month
Turns out even LEDs get hot.
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Also
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Yup, that's what *my* codebase looks like
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#LostInStarlight (2025) was a beautiful film with a stupid ending. SPOILERS, Nan-Young makes 3 increasingly idiotic decisions and nearly dies, while the audience is somehow expected to feel bad for her. And it worked?? But with a minor re-write it would be much improved.
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Taran Van Hemert
2 months
I just did a 1-week no-screens-for-entertainment "fast" and it was great. You really realize just how vapid and uncessassary most of the stuff you typically consume online is. Now I'll start doing No Screen Thursdays again. Maybe add Wednesday too.
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Taran Van Hemert
2 months
Was holding up my 1-month-old, "teaching" her to stand, and her toes were very clearly trying to grip the play mat. I find this FASCINATING. Nobody taught her. That's not how to stand or walk. Why is this a human instinct??.
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Taran Van Hemert
2 months
Got trapped in the bathroom during a minor renovation, and Catherine took the worst photo ever taken of me.
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