If you don’t sing your mom the Mother’s Day song from Full House on Mothers Day….

Volpe had 3 seconds in the sun and then…Judge…

The Yankees have named Aaron Judge the 16th Captain in franchise history.

Even the Mets are like “😏 ugh look at this fat jabroni we have on our team now”

I cannot even look at Verlander I hate him so much

I miss the days when @CC_Sabathia threw 9 and it was over and done #YankeesWin

HOLY SHIT! GIANCARLO STANTON WALK-OFF GRAND SLAM!

Been putting off watching New Girl for years because I thought it was going to be too annoying. Watched 2 episodes… too annoying.

Attention contact lenses wearers. NOBODY, and I repeated NOBODY, at your eye doctor cares that you ran out of contacts and you can’t wear glasses. You can wear glasses and you should’ve ordered earlier like a responsible adult. 👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼

Forgive me… we got a video message…

Somebody should tell him the rest of the team quit…

So sick of these idiot @Yankees fans booing everything. Stfu and watch your team, what do you want!?

I just blubbered like a baby as David Cone took the field for Old Timers Day meanwhile the camera panned to a bunch of dumb fucks in the stands that don’t deserve to be there and aren’t even clapping!!!

If your dog jumps up on people, you are a bad owner. No excuses. Your dog should NEVER be in someone’s face or scratching someone’s body. The whole “he gets excited” or “then don’t come to my house” thing is just your lame excuse for bad training.

Has this ever happened in all of baseball? @GerritCole45 ???

I am LOLing at the @Yankees omg 🤣 how bad

Back-to-Back in the BX.

If your personality is harsh, it’s okay for you to say “well that’s just how I am”. It’s also okay for me to tell you you’re a total asshole and not like you because you’re harsh. Why is this so hard for people today to understand?

Just a reminder that nobody in your life wants to look at pictures from your vacation.

Every time I see pics of people skiing I think “holy shit I never want to do that”