The #fame is too much #canthandleit #cantstopwontstop

And now since I know everyone will wonder…here it is! #TikTok #TikTokFamous

Posted a real 45min ago & already have 625 views & 210+ likes #itsfine #notlettingitgettomyhead but also… #Superstar

Just installed a 3rd wifi ext @ my moms #ranchstylehouse and among the already named IP a Lot IP Even More IP Over Here Too I added IP Funny Colors and I haven’t been able to stop laughing

The hostess overheard me complaining about the #poorcustomerservice from @vrbo today & she goes “Girl you escalate it!!…I was a camp counselor supervisor, I needed a rabies shot, cost me $29K…so you #escalateit.” And that’s the energy I’m going into 2023 with #kthanksbye

I just squeezed my dog for a hug & she farted 🤣 so I guess we both have sick stomachs about the election results….or it’s the mozzarella sticks we ate last night…

It’s Nov 3rd & I’m still refilling the candy bowl outside my apt door #winningathalloween

On the note of recipes tho, I made #greenpozolesoup last night & it was *chefkiss* #soup #souprecipe

Pulled a classic bought what I THOUGHT was in the recipe & not what was actually needed…so now I have a pound of #greentomatillos sooooo anyone have a good recipe? #tomatillorecipe #reciperequest

Turns out my dog does in fact have the tapeworms I thought she had 2 weeks ago…I just got the email from the vet confirming the appt with the subject “we’re so excited to take care of Camper!” At least one of us is excited about it 🙄#notafan #10outof10notrecommend #latertweet

This happened to be around Halloween, and I happen to know where she parks her car and wouldn’t it be funny if she got “pooed” instead of “booed” for Halloween?! #ididnt #imjustaaying #itwouldbefunnytho

My dog & I have been working on #offleashtraining & we met a neighbor that was not happy about our new found freedom & insisted that she be on a leash…so before leaving the apt today, I clasped her leash on her then let her go #nowshesonaleash #thatshoulddoit #ttdt

Needing a place for my random thoughts so I can continually laugh at myself on hard days 😜 #ImBackBitches #TwitterResurrection #NewProfilePic

Once again I have to praise @chickfila in Mount Prospect for hiring awesome employees! Last year it was a night shift manager who helped me with one of my final college marketing papers,…

Finally on the road after waiting over an hour at the bus stop for my 10:25 departure when the bus got in at 10:40 What the heck @GreyhoundBus?! Hope I don’t miss my flight

When you’re the first like on @kerrywashington’s Scandal photo... #NBD #KindOfAHugeFan #ScandalFinale #NotReadyForItToBeOver #GladiatorForever #OverACliff #INeverLikedHollis

So this is what a morning off looks like...💜☺️

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Last week the Co-s and I gave everyone in our dept. a picture of a different Disney princess. Today during towel time I gave everyone nicknames. Really close to sending an email to my supervisor to cancel a meeting and signing it “XOXO Pokey (Pocahontas)”

My sister’s home from college & doing extra credit assignments praying “please let this raise my grade from B to B+” & I’m over her watching Netflix praying “please let me pass so I can graduate & peace outta here” #senioritis