Tales From The Front Desk
@Talesftfd
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Administrative Assistant and collector of the dimwitted. These are all actual interactions I have with clients. Lord help me.
Joined October 2025
*Extreme vocal fry* "Yeeeaaaaauuuuhhhh mmmmmmm it sayssssss, it showssss on... your website uhm thyattttt uhmmmmm.... it showsss... you don't like.... lyeeeek.... serve other countYYY???YYY??SSSSSS???? Sorry i'm a bit confused..... by lyeeke everything?" Yeah I can clearly tell
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Love hanging up on Indian people the second I hear the accent.
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You cannot convince me that ASMR and Mukbang videos aren’t for mentally retarded people.
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"Yes hello I am driving in the middle of a dead zone and need to make phone calls to people now, immediately now is the time I need to do this, I will constantly call back when the call is dropped and speak broken crackled English instead of waiting until I get somewhere" - Idiot
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If your name is any of the 7 different ways your asshole parents could have possibly spelled Caitlynn and you don't immediately spell it when making an appointment over the phone... I'm writing it down as Katelan on purpose and you can suck it.
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Love how this movie came out in 2005 and the UK government loved it so much they copied everything and took every totalitarian idea and more and made it real.
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No. I’m over wanting the law to be involved in their Justice unfortunately. Water the tree.
🚨 BREAKING: Democrats in Fairfax Virginia RELEASED an illegal alien with a violent criminal history, IGNORING the ICE detainer... ...who then went on to M*RDER an American citizen in their home. THESE PEOPLE ARE TRAITORS!! They should be ARRESTED. https://t.co/sb1Qny5Lnh
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Okay I’ll just need your first and last name for the appointment “UUUUUHMMM……..”
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"I need to make an appointment" Okay we have tomorrow, wednesday, or thursday "Tomorrow as in wednesday?" No tomorrow is tuesday... "Oh haha sorry that's right... so nothing tomorrow then?" ..... yes we have tomorrow, wednesday, or thursday "Tomorrow on wednesday is fine"
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*Tell client to bring specific items for appointment* *Send followup text reminding them day of* **Client shows up without anything 11 minutes late** “So we really can’t get this done today?? Why…”
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I don’t understand the concept of corporations pandering to such a tiny, majority poor, consumer base? At this point how can you not think there is a conspiracy to push an agenda? These are not a big populace… they just have the largest megaphone in front of them….
You know… this phenomenon is wild. Because trans, severe left, blue haired, gays don’t consume the things these corporations sell. How many of them will play GTA? 2% of an already 1% populace? How many make money to buy a Jaguar? How many of them shop anywhere but thrift stores?
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You know… this phenomenon is wild. Because trans, severe left, blue haired, gays don’t consume the things these corporations sell. How many of them will play GTA? 2% of an already 1% populace? How many make money to buy a Jaguar? How many of them shop anywhere but thrift stores?
Lmao they postponed the game an entire year so they could add a bunch of gay shit to the game
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Showing excitement for a program that invests in our youth for the first time time in ever. Comments from braindead ghettos who can’t read or invest in themselves calling her slurs. The tolerant and educated left everyone…
I. LOVE. THIS. THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY. WHOA 🩷
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Think my favorite part of the Account Location update is it still isn’t stopping these swindlers from starting accounts because they’re too third world retarded to know about the feature 😂
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“How can I help you?” ‘peaka panish? “No, sorry” Oooh, why?
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I learned the answer is yes like 20 years ago but still…
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