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Exposing the hazards of condensed water in all its myriad forms. “Convincing but delusional” – Dr Dan Keown. "Pompous ninny" – Jaxon Fisk

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@TakeThatClouds
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13 days
How was I able to predict this “chemtrail switchoff” in real time?. Simple. I’d noticed planes at 36,000ft and below were leaving thick trails but those at 37,000ft and above weren’t. I saw this one in the distance, checked the tracker and saw it was climbing through 35,000ft.
@TakeThatClouds
Take That, Clouds
13 days
Here’s one for the chemtrailers to explain away. I finally did what I’ve been meaning to for a while, with commentary. I filmed this flight because I knew it was going to “switch off the sprayers”. And it did, right on cue. Excuse the sound of my son bashing the drums indoors.
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@TakeThatClouds
Take That, Clouds
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Finally, the colonel's secret recipe for chemtrails has been uncovered! . CO₂ plus silver iodide, in case you want to make your own off-brand trails.
@Lonegunman651
Lonegunman65
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@BollocksWeather @Shazzmuss @simonmaechling Well, CO2 is a CHEMICAL that is dispersed in the atmosphere via airplanes for cloud seeding. Silver Iodide is a CHEMICAL that is dispersed in the atmosphere via airplanes for cloud seeding. Put the two together and you have CHEMTRAILS.🤷🏼‍♂️.
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@TakeThatClouds
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Short video about a collaboration between EUROCONTROL and Google AI to trial contrail avoidance techniques. Not going to lie, I am really posting just because of this guy's name.
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@TakeThatClouds
Take That, Clouds
8 hours
Concrete Chris still desperately trying to make aerodynamic contrails look scary.
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@TakeThatClouds
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Why are THEY only spraying part of the sky? Clouds shouldn’t just start and stop in this unnatural way! 😉
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@TakeThatClouds
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“Frequency all day”. So is that once a day, or multiple times a day? 🤔
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@TakeThatClouds
Take That, Clouds
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I think it’s too late for that, @BigBlueSky55
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@TakeThatClouds
Take That, Clouds
1 day
Every day I dare to believe we might have reached peak stupid, and every day someone like @naomirwolf manages to prove me wrong.
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@TakeThatClouds
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1 day
And there still are, Laurie.
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Laurie
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Used to be 4 basic cloud formations.
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@TakeThatClouds
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2 days
Managed to come to just about the only part of the country with no weather warnings. Who would have thought north Wales was the place to come to escape the rain?
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@TakeThatClouds
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“We need a stiff upper lip” says Yorkshirewoman terrified of clouds.
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@TakeThatClouds
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5 days
RT @GeoeWatchDebunk: Florida Department of Transportation purchased the domain and set up a website on it about how….
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5 days
Hi GlamHamRadio. Can you explain how listing all these activities as being things that MUST be licensed and publicly announced in order to be carried out is evidence that they are being secretly done?.
@GlamHamRadio
GlamHamRadio
6 days
It’s so easy to spend five seconds searching “NOAA Weather Modification.”.Anyone who still thinks this is all about “cloud seeding”😂🤦‍♀️
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@TakeThatClouds
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6 days
Leilani, who goes into conniptions at the thought of a few fields being covered with solar panels, thinks we should be flooding large areas of prime farmland to build new reservoirs.
@LeilaniDowding
leilani dowding 🌸🚜 ☮️
6 days
Only in the UK can you turn on the News. Watch them say we are in a drought with a straight face as you look out the window and see it pouring outside.
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@TakeThatClouds
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6 days
Twitter: “Humans can’t affect the climate, that’s just fake science!”. *floods happen uncomfortably close to home*. Twitter: “OMG people are controlling the weather!”
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@TakeThatClouds
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The Health Ranger (who is a genuine expert at identifying and analysing chemtrail fallout, honest guv) fails to spot a parody account that couldn’t be more obvious if it tried.
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@TakeThatClouds
Take That, Clouds
7 days
It gets better. Jet engines are not combustion engines, apparently.
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@TakeThatClouds
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7 days
Another expert graduate from the Wigington Institute of Technology (formerly Dimming Polytechnic)
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@TakeThatClouds
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7 days
These were some pretty impressive clouds this evening. I would have got some better pictures but I was talking on the phone at the time 😌
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@TakeThatClouds
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7 days
So Florida airports just need to send in a blank sheet of paper once a month. Sorted.
@EricLDaugh
Eric Daugherty
7 days
🚨 JUST IN: Florida airports have officially been notified that under a new law signed by Governor Ron DeSantis, they need to submit MONTHLY REPORTS on geoengineering and weather modification activities. or lose state funding. We were told it doesn't exist, though.
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