Feels fall as hell outside and I’m here for it.

Nothing compares to a really good house party.

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

75° out, golfing after work, probably getting beers after and NFL is back #peak.

Lakes > Beaches.

Just hit professional networking flow state.

It’s impossible to have a bad day after rolling your windows down and blasting Time to Pretend.

I think it’s hilarious that car horns only make one sound so when there’s a protest or something on the highway everyone honking just sounds the same whether they support the thing or hate it.

Need a swim up bar like I need air.

RT @MLB: If you love the Power Pink crayon bat . this is the giveaway for you 🖍️. Repost and reply for your chance to get a sick piece of….

BANG 🔥🔥🔥.

Why are all these data centers one story and stretch 10 acres? Can anyone explain why there aren’t high rise data centers that can keep them within a block?.

#NewProfilePic

Why is Siri not better? What is Apple doing? There’s no reason I shouldn’t be able to say “queue Jameson Williams in my fantasy league”.

Imagine you’re 12 years old, just finished 3 Pepsi’s at Outback, about to pee your pants, you run to the restrooms to see this

I am more excited for Illinois State basketball this year than I ever was when I was a student.

It’s decided, I’m re-running mario galaxy next week.

Who is keeping sirius xm alive.

College pics hitting like a truck this week.

Do the cubs cover all their top prospects with 100 SPF on draft day.

Excellent question. 6:27. If I’m drinking the night before, 6:47.