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The vernacular that emerges here is discordant, as ambitious and chaotic as life itself.
Semi-rural
Joined May 2010
The lyrics to Relative Poverty by Mozart Estate look like one of them Tom Skinner tweets
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Norgaard cementing his 'the more complete Declan Rice' status early on I see.
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ngl if the police came at me while I was tooled up like this it would end very badly for them, but I'm built different
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The what stadium.
👀 NEXT UP | . League action returns. 🤩. Braintree Town 🆚 The Shaymen.🕒 15:00 KO.🗓️ Saturday 9th.🏟️ Rare Breed Meat Co. Stadium.🎟️ ℹ️ #Shaymen | LD
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Don't need to fix any paving stones to the pavement properly if you just let massive adverts block them instead 👉😏.
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Another innovative permitted use of public space from Manchester City Council
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Convinced that 90% of the cost of extortionate festival tickets is the organisers paying massive sums to their hippy entrepreneur mates putting stuff on in the circus/burlesque etc areas.
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If I see the phrase "magnificent effort just to get that close" I will be putting my foot through the screen and sending 'Baz' the bill.
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Enjoy revelling in the spectacle of test cricket at its best, I will be thinking about all the ways England have fucked that up.
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If you weren't putting the mortgage on India at 8/1 after Brook went, you're blinded by nationalism.
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Constantly logging in and out of my VPN while trying to simultaneously watch grumble and geolocked cricket highlights. a purely hypothetical scenario, but one that is funny to imagine for tweeting purposes.
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RT @navic_ular: big step for going to private school but having fuck all money throughout becoming a protected characteristic.
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Hi gaffer, why do you follow Tommy Robinson on twitter?.
⚽️🗣 ASK THE GAFFER |. We’ll be catching up with Adam Lakeland later this week. If you have any questions you’d like us to ask him… let us know ⬇️. We’ll ask as many as we can. Over to you… 🙌. #Shaymen | LD
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He'll be back for the start of the season.
We join all those at QPR in mourning the death of Mark Lazarus. Mark spent two years at Brentford between 1964 and 1966, scoring 21 goals in 69 appearances. Our thoughts are with his family and friends at this sad time ❤️.
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