Empress Of The TTC
@TTCEmpress
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I AM THE BENEVOLENT AND TERRIBLE EMPRESS OF THE TTC. Follow me if you want to live.
Joined January 2015
CONFESSION TIME: when we say "longer than normal travel time," we don't remember what "normal" is, either. #TTC #loveyoulikexo
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REMINDER: yelling at the nice orange vest people makes you an a-hole. THE NICE ORANGE VEST PEOPLE? BEST PEOPLE. #TTC
REMINDER:No service on Line 3 (SRT) due to track upgrades. Replacement buses operating.#TTC
http://t.co/rUtpHIAJme
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When the TTC is a hot, delayed, unorganized mess but the bus drivers are all types of fine so you allow it >>>>
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Happy Canada Day, subjects! Otherwise known as "drunken #TTC amateur day". Be safe out there! no fights!
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Little known fact: "#TTC" actually stands for: fuck I am stranded on another platform in another station for a mofoing fire investigation.
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Rumour: DMW is actually a lizard in a "real people" disguise kit.
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My beauty subjects: if you're delayed today, tweet about it with #our5min and tell Tory you count, too. #kissesforallofyou
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Attention: screed noise unintelligible announcement inaudible offloading all passengers at unintelligible Thank you.
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We have given in, and are testing a new beer and timmies-scented cleaning fluid on selected routes. #TTC
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I set the fire, because a four day weekend isn't good enough for mah subjects. Five day weekends 8ever! #TTC
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HEALTH TIP: longer wait times are a public service on sunny days to increase your intake of vitamin D. #TTC
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Is it spring, or has there been an uprising in hot #TTC workers? Because, dayyyummm.
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Demonstrating that mere two-seat #manspreading is for amateurs, this guy shows how to take up THREE seats. 👏 #TTC
http://t.co/WVnS1mBlvu
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I just rode from castle to work without a single delay. In other news, I spy four horsemen on the horizon. #iloveyoulikexo
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Moving at moderate walking pace between EG DUB and ST GEORGE or, WEDNESDAY. #TTC
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SERVICE UPDATE: the Yonge line is running again. Which is fine if you have no sense of adventure. #TTC #USINGOOZEASBEAUTYTREATMENTNOW
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@TTCwelps new minions for mah chariot! Postponing my car shopping!
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There's an old TTC saying: "Good, fast, cheap. Pick 2. Then forget about 'em. Then close your eyes and wish for the remaining 1. Then cry"
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ALERT: If you need to be south of Bloor on the Yonge line, leave early. Yesterday. Should've left yesterday. Already late, you are. #TTC
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