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(Parody) TSN is Toronto’s, errrrr I mean Canada’s, sports leader. We bring you the stories that matter, assuming the only stories that matter come from Toronto.
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Joined March 2012
LMAO! Holy Shit! This is an absolutely incredible rant, regardless of your opinion on the topic. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🗣️"I think it's gross & disgusting that somebody from Vancouver would be rooting for Toronto! Enough of this nonsense!" ▶️ H&B are joined by @Softykjr, who goes off on Vancouver-based #BlueJays fans, & why they aren't cheering for the #Mariners. Podcast➡️ https://t.co/8mtXu3NT9Y
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This makes it sound like Pierre got the IOC to provide a response to the Leafs' ugency this season, which would actually be very on brand for a TSN insider. 😂
Updated with IOC response
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@TSN_Parody In our defence I think everyone tweets about the first time they eat tuna tartare
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GraniteShares announced distribution rates for all GraniteShares YieldBOOST ETFs today, as listed in the table below. (1) Distribution per share: As of Oct 15, 2025 (2) The Distribution Rate is shown as of Oct 16, 2025. It is the annual rate an investor would receive if the
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TSN interupts the panicking over the Blue Jays to bring you another extremely important Toronto Sports Network story
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The Sportsnet Twitter account is hilarious. They don't post a single highlight of any of the 10 Mariners runs, post only the Blue Jays runs and positive highlights, then sneak this graphic in at the end. State media at its finest. 🤣
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The Blue Jays got destroyed, but at least TSN employees have some content of other athletes supporting Toronto to jerk off to.
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In true Toronto Sports Network fashion, TSN will have constant traffic reports for downtown Toronto today due to the Leafs and Blue Jays games a few hours apart. We need to give updates exclusively to people in Toronto that we're certain the rest of Canada will also care about.
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Vinyl is vital to so many industries. It's the backbone of a diverse set of products, like pipe for safe water delivery.
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Watching people from Toronto get mad when they realize the entire country isn't cheering for the Blue Jays and a decent portion of BC people will cheer for the Mariners
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This, but instead of listing every team, Dreger's report for TSN will be worded as "the Leafs are among several teams that would consider signing McDavid"
Per Darren Dreger, if Connor McDavid makes it to free agency the following teams would consider signing him: Anaheim, Boston, Buffalo, Calgary, Carolina, Chicago, Colorado, Columbus, Dallas, Detroit, Florida, Los Angeles, Minnesota, Montreal, Nashville, New Jersey, NYI, NYR,
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LMAO. He actually made the Ryder Cup about Toronto 🤣
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NEW TSN STORY: How will the CFL's new rule and playing surface changes impact the Argos, and only the Argos? And what does every player on the Leafs think of the changes?
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@TSN_Parody 34 articles on why the Blue Jays making the playoffs will motivate Austin Matthews and the Maple Leafs @CswcAndy
THE TORONTO BLUE JAYS HAVE CLINCHED A SPOT IN THE MLB POSTSEASON ✅🇨🇦 After taking down the Kansas City Royals the Blue Jays are back in the Postseason after finishing at the bottom of their division just last season 🤩
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"The Leafs are among them" He just had to throw that line in at the end about one team only. These freaking TSN guys are something else 🤣🤦♂️ https://t.co/rIvN4syl7o
Pierre LeBrun: Until Connor McDavid makes his decision, there are teams that are gonna want to know, do we have to keep our powder dry for the summer of '26? The Leafs are among them - TSN (9/17)
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And so the baseless "McDavid to the Leafs" speculation from TSN begins
Pierre LeBrun: There isn't a day that goes by that the Leafs front office isn't internally wondering, I wonder what's happening with Connor McDavid and the Oilers, just like fifteen other teams - TSN (9/17)
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Yes, Marner is claiming an angry Leafs fan may or may not have flown to Vegas to kick the dog. Mark Masters will now do a 5-hour interview with Mitch about it and the entire thing will be broadcast on SportsCentre tonight.
@TSN_Parody Anything on how Marner’s dog is adapting to Las Vegas?
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TSN posting about Leafs line combos at practice (and no other teams line combos). Hockey is back baby! #TorontoSportsNetwork
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TSN is now working on 10 different stories about the commas and will lead SportsCentre by talking about it. #TorontoSportsNetwork
The Leafs have changed the punctuation -- commas in place of periods -- for the motivational phrase on the auditorium wall at the team's practice facility.
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TSN employees are having a hissy fit that other media members don't kiss Auston Matthews' ass every day like they do
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The pilot
Pilot on Air Canada flight home from Milan, upon landing: “Welcome to Toronto…home of the future Stanley Cup champion Maple Leafs.”
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