Ol’ Crimson is coming home. #GoCougs

Hey @helldivers2 i feel very strongly that employing high-quality lubricant would help the HMG emplacement turn faster too. What gives? Give us HMG boys a bone here.

Never use @ExpressScripts - deeply flawed. Don’t just leave my order on “processing” for a week when you already know you can’t send it for weeks. Oh and also maybe don’t block the pharmacy from filling the prescription, therefore ensuring I won’t get it. Crazy.

Steely Dan on a summer evening just HITS

I have no clue in the world who jojo siwa is and at this point I’m afraid to ask.

Rest In Power, @Coach_Leach . May you forever sail the high seas of infinity in solitude. Thank you for everything. #GoCougs

I just quoted Mickey Rourke from Iron Man 2 complete with accent while playing a duo-character based on Master Blaster with one of my best friends. I love Dungeons & Dragons so much. #dnd5e

Holy shit @Mariners what a win! #GOMS

McDonalds was out of the new adult happy meal and I’m choosing to pout like a child about it just to keep up the charade.

#Ms

Hey @Disney - please get @TaikaWaititi back at the helm for Thor 5. Love and Thunder was fantastic.

Hey @TheFFBallers - why is your website trying to access my camera? Might wanna chat with your dev team…

My daughter and I were just sharing a PBJ and she looked at me and said “Ginnie Happy” and I’ve never witnessed something so pure and heartwarming in my life. I didn’t even know she was calling herself Ginnie. Excuse me while I sob. Parenthood, man. It’s a hell of a thing.

The @Mariners don’t need saving but I had to bring out the heat for number 13

#GoMs

EIGHT STRAIGHT #GoMs

It's HOT

I feel like I woke up with a hangover today. This pac12 stuff is legitimately awful and the idea of Wazzu dropping out of a P5 conference, which is likely, is absolutely devastating to me. I’m sad. This shit sucks. #GoCougs

#ThorLoveandThunderXboxSweepstakes

This is it.