right on, handsome! get your board shorts out! * 🤩.

so you'll bring back the crop top, the bandana AND the ‘do, but NOT the shorts? petey, you're breaking my heart. * 💔. ( cheeky grin, armed with hair clipper in hand——flicks it on. ) you're in the best of hands, mister p!.

or two to do with the stitching. holes galore, tiger. 📲: they're missing papa. may especially; she's started parroting you! scares me how smart they're getting, you know? come back soon. 💕.

( text: tiger 🐯 ❤️ ) . 📲: i'll tell you what i told you last night while you told me you WERE listening & totally NOT falling asleep with a cold pizza hanging from your mouth . 📲: hung behind the door, still have a touch up.

( whistling! ) oooh, look at 'im go! don't come for my twinkle toes!.

so what else is new? * 😔.

i'm sentimental, lover——you know i'm partial to the eighties. you with a mullet & those cute ol' booty shorts that haven't seen the light of day? i'd * swoon. get moving, mister.

still too early for the discos, but i'd say it'd be a real shame to let this sunshine go to waste, so i'm thinkin' maybe the beach. whadd'ya say?.

think yourself to the bathroom where i, your incredibly talented & beautiful wife, will take care o' that little mess you got going on there, george of the jungle. i'm no aunt may, but i know my way 'round a hair clipper.

isn't it a little too early for a mid—life crisis, petey? * 🤨.

groovy as always, honey. & i gotta say, being greeted with a friendly face in time for my first my monday back's a real sweet treat, so i've no troubles!.

as if my mj monday couldn't get any better——my favourite man's made his return. * ☺️.

well hey, hey, you! how've ya been? * ☺️.

/ while i'm here again, yes hello i have missed mj & i have missed u guys & i will be getting to replies !! what a time 2 be alive.

reee—ally diggin' the vibes this mj monday. oh, how i've missed you, my pretty people!

i'm made for makin' a scene, i fear. fashionably late ones, at that. miss me?”.

“come now, bladie, there was always a chance you were gonna see me again. on a billboard, a bus stop, front cover of a magazine . ” waving hands around haphazardly. “you get it. but i'll leave the wild disappearances to you heroes;.

MJ MONDAY!!!.

feels like the party never really stopped! it's good t'be back, petey. happy mj monday!.

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