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𝖯𝗋𝖺𝗂𝗌𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖫𝖺𝗆𝖻, 𝖼𝗈𝗇𝖽𝗎𝗂𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝗀𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗍 𝗉𝗈𝗐𝖾𝗋, 𝗉𝗋𝗈𝗆𝗂𝗌𝖾𝖽 𝗅𝗂𝖻𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗍𝗈𝗋 𝗈𝖿 𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝖮𝗇𝖾 𝖶𝗁𝗈 𝖶𝖺𝗂𝗍𝗌 𝖻𝖾𝗅𝗈𝗐.
{NEW PINNED]
Praise the Lamb, conduit to great power, promised liberator of The One Who Waits below. Yet sacrificial beast, take heed; for a Crown cannot sit upon two brows.
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//anyways, welcome to the strike day
Now
I'm going to remind you all
DON'T START INFIGHTING.
DON'T START YELLING AT PEOPLE FOR NO GOOD REASON.
I'M SAYING THIS BEFORE ANYTHING HAPPENS SO IT DOESN'T HAPPEN.
WE ARE HERE TO SPREAD THE WORD
NOT TO SCREAM AT ONE ANOTHER
#FreePalestine
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//I'm just gonna post this image.
Let's see how many people remember her.
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//man now I'm seeing people just
Not doing the strike this time and
...
I dunno.
This has been a problem I've had with these things for so long because like
I don't feel like they are doing MUCH.
I know they are doing SOMETHING.
but...
Is it really enough?
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//anyways, fox here, and I think lamb has something to say to you.
You all should listen to them.
#FreePalesine
#CEASEFIRE_NOW
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Okay. Look
DO NOT BULLY OR HARASS PEOPLE WHO WHO POST REGULARLY ALONGSIDE PALESTINE POSTING
DO YOU ALL HEAR ME?
FOCUS ON PALESTINE
THATS WHAT THE WEEK IS FOR.
NOT TO BULLY OTHERS.
DO I MAKE MYSELF FUCKING CLEAR?
WE ARE NOT REPEATING THE LAST STRIKES
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I have one last thing to say.
While spreading the word and dooming and glooming is needed.
Reminder that people need hope.
And the best way to spread hope is through comedy.
Mock the genocidal maniac, as we've done in the past
They want fear and anguish
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//like, I get it, the boycotting, the clicks, those things DO HELP.
but screaming at people to stop posting things they like?
To only look at the horrible horrible world that surrounds us?
To not be allowed to breath, and be forced to drag your mind through a trench?
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[[THE LAMB TAKES OVER FOR THE FOURTH AND FINAL PART OF THE TAKEOVER]]
[[BELOW YOU CAN FIND THE DRIVE LINK, AND ALL TAKEOVER PINNEDS]]
[[DRIVE WAS MADE BY ME AND
@G0BACKAROUND
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//the actual information spreading
The donations.
The clicks.
These things CAN HELP THOSE POOR PEOPLE THAT I FELT LIKE I COULDN'T AVENGE.
these things really DO help them
But
Screaming at them?
That doesn't do anything but SCARE PEOPLE OFF.
I've wanted to say this for MONTHS
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//but the way we are doing it now, trying to silence everything but Palestine...
Isn't helping.
We shouldn't treat it like a trend.
It's a GENOCIDE.
but forcing people to only focus on a genocide
Doesn't help
In fact
It can force people to feel helpless.
Angry at the world
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//it hasn't felt right to me.
This whole time
That's why my head has been going extremist.
Beacuse it doesn't seem the point in just yelling at people, and then after a certain point, to stop, only to slam them into the ground once again, as a cycle repeats and loops
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//it feels like we are just doing this too harshly, with the threats of blocking and ruining friendships all over what your posting about during a selection of days...
It just feels barbaric.
Vile.
...
It doesn't work.
What DOES WORK
is the boycotting.
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//again, I'm gonna ask you all to consider my words, and do your daily clicks
While screaming at people online doesn't help much
The clicks DO HELP
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//and instead has been forcing me to look at the...
Real.
Options.
The bloody ones
The ones that could end us up in WW3
and I ignore it, for the most part
But
Yet
It's right.
Just yelling at people that something is HAPPENING, when, realistically, we can't do-
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//too much to stop it all, just
Doesn't make sense
We should be happy that we are doing what we can.
Not forcing people to do what someone else demands for...
What?
Clout?
I can see how this can spread awareness, trust me
But...
It feels like we are being too harsh.
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REMINDER THAT THERE IS A STRIKE FOR A SINGLE DAY, TOMORROW.
I will retweet things, and most likely take the day off from parody twitter. maybe.
BUT
WE CANNOT BE AT EACHOTHERS THROATS ABOUT WHAT GETS POSTED DURING THE DAY
USE THAT ENERGY TO STRIKE INSTEAD.
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//we must stand strong
And instead of fighting, or blocking innocent people, or ruining friendships
We have to band together in the ways that we CAN.
AND DO OUR PART TO HELP.
I know people are gonna hate me for this
And...
It's gonna crush my heart losing people.
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//but...
I dunno man.
I just want people to instead of trying to yell at everyone...
To try and band together. And put and end to this in the way we can.
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//and...
It can make people turn to drastic options that shouldn't be taken to escape the vile vile world we live in.
And...
That's not good.
I have seen so many SH polls...
And...
Trust me...
I was close to doing one myself.
Just so I could breath.
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//just so I could escape the yelling
And feel like I was doing something
My own thoughts were
"The blood I will spill will be for everyone I couldn't help"
And that....
Isn't good.
...
I know I'm sick while typing this
But
Bottom line that I have here, is that-
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//and to finally get on the same page.
AND STOP THIS IN THE WAYS WE CAN
I know irl striking can be scary.
And I don't fault anyone who doesn't wanna do it, for fear of being tear gassed, beaten, and/or killed.
But please.
We can't keep doing this to one another.
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//- the way we've been doing this hasn't been working as it should.
It's only given people a chance to chase clout while helping out a little.
I get that while what we do is good
It hasn't been good enough
We need to let people post what they want
Not harass them
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//anyways I shall put this here as well.
I may not be good or mentally suited to talk about world issues/genocides.
But I am suited to spread the word of others.
Now
CLICKS PEOPLE CLICKS.
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🐑...
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Human.
You take this one.
//...
Oh my god.
OH MY GOD.
OH MY FUCKING GOD
THANK YOU
I'D @ ALL OF YOU
BUT
I DON'T REMEMBER EVERYONE'S @
THANK YOU
THANK YOU ALL.
EVERYONE FROM THE MAX DAYS
EVERYONE THAT STUCK AROUND
EVERYONE NEW
THANK YOU
THANK YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!
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Basic reminder to not be a dick to other people during this day
Also
Don't harass people about what they post btw
if you can mostly spread information during the day, that is good!
DON'T BE DICKS TO EACH OTHER
IT'S ONE DAY
PLEASE.
(Image for attention)
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Huh. Well, Sam decided to give me this cool little phone. Even better, with internet access! I wonder who he had to beat up to get it, and why he didn't invite me along with. Anyways I wonder what's here. Hopefully something entertaining.
//MAX JOINS PARODY TWITTER!
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🐑oelrjforkjgpkrtjbkrtjphojsktprijbgdkjgurnhuiognuogfjioffoierfihruihrtiuyu5ohurtoiuyoiruyortiyortuyroiuyortyuortiuyoirtuyoitruyokrtuyoitruyortiuyioruyoirtuoirtuhoikrtjflkbgmfblkgblkmgflknmhgponkpoijytoijpyotkjhoyptkhpoytmhortikmjtrkmortnortikhpytjhotrjhoiytkjhoirktjhjkgbjkorstj
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//okay okay
Guys
Look at this rabbit
His name is mips
Say hello to mips.
Don't scroll without saying hello, as you may never see mips again, as he hasn't been in a Mario game, sense super Mario 64(his ONLY Nintendo appearance)
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//alright, I don't know if saying this is gonna get me jumped,
AS A REMINDER
DURING THIS DAY, I REALLY DON'T THINK WE SHOULD START TRYING TO INFIGHT WITH PEOPLE DUE TO SMALL THINGS.
AS IT ACCOMPLISHES NOTHING
WE MUST SPREAD THE WORD AND STOP THE GENOCIDE
NOT SCREAM AT ONE ANOTHER
REMINDER FOR EVERYONE:
ON MARCH 2ND, THERE IS GOING TO BE A GLOBAL PROTEST FOR ONE DAY FOR PALESTINE, TO CALL FOR A CEASEFIRE.
I ADVISE EVERYONE TO NOT POST ABOUT INTERESTS OR BE IN CHARACTER(PARODYTWT SPECIFIC), UNLESS IT IS FILLER. DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT PALESTINE! 🇵🇸🇵🇸
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[NEW PINNED]
🐇welp, it's been two months sense Sam gave me the phone so-
⚡HEY GET OUTTA THE WAY I WANNA WRITE-
🦊ITS RAINING TACOS!!! X3
⚡WHYYY-
🦊THERES NO NEED TO ASK WHY FRIEND >W<
[CHANCE AND BRVR ACCOMPANY MAX ON PARODY TWITTER]
♥️+🔁
[CHARACTER BIOS AND INFO IN THREAD]
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So.
Last iteration.
DON'T BULLY PEOPLE.
DON'T WITCH HUNT.
DON'T START DRAMA.
LET PEOPLE HELP IN THE WAYS THAT THEY CAN.
BEACUSE IF WE DON'T.
WE AREN'T HELPING ANYONE.
ONLY TEARING PEOPLE APART.
#FreePalesine
#CeasefireNOW
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🐑welp i hope you all like my list
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Y'all I'm tired rn, I'm probs gonna take the rest of today and tomorrow off of twitter, not even beacuse of the strike but
I gotta force myself to draw something SOMEHOW
Soooo do your daily clicks, and below I will link of threads of things to support
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We can't let each of these strike weeks turn out like each and every other one
We can't be fighting over who's posting what
Or what's happening.
As long as people are trying to spread the word
IT IS OKAY
we can't keep fighting over and over and over again
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So please
Listen to me.
When we do start striking again. Just know to NOT BULLY PEOPLE. leave them ALONE.
not everyone can handle only posting about a FUCKING GENOCIDE FOR A WEEK STRAIGHT.
I've seen too many s/h polls due to it.
Too fucking many.
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//okay filler post
Uh
How do I Tell all of the people who followed me for my strike stuff that they have just followed a lamb with zero rizz, a tendency to eat suns and drink god tears
Who is also a god themselves
And doesn't take anything seriously
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ALSO
IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THIS STRIKE IS FAIRLY UNORGANIZED.
I WILL BE PARTICIPATING IN THE WAYS I CAN.
BUT.
WE MUST STOP MAKING THESE UNORGANIZED.
PEOPLE CANNOT COMPLETELY UPROOT THEIR LIVES WITH NO WARNING.
WE SHOULD HAVE LEARNED BY NOW
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VA for the lamb you say.............
Chat should I do it
⚠️LOOKING FOR VOICE ACTORS⚠️
We need voice actors for the mod, you can pass your examples in the comments or in my discord: dem0n_bass
@News_Funkin
@FNFnewsespanis
#fnf
#fridaynightfunkin
#fridaynightfunkinmod
#fnfmod
#CultoftheLamb
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🐑welp, i'm bored, so, i guess i'll just ask y'all once again, sense i have a lot of new friends around!
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wanna join my cult-
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We need more COTL parodies.....
Where is my klunko...
My ratau..
My rataoo.
Why can't we get more PARODIES........
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//GUYS
I FOUND OUT WHY NOTIFICATIONS ARE SCREWY
ITS A QUALITY FILTER
FIND IT AND TURN IT OFF!!!!!!!!!
LIKE AND RETWEET TO SPREAD THE NEWS
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what if ratau was called-
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actually nevermind
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🐑welp, Howdy everyone! I kinda took the phone back from the human, kinda looked like he needed someone to take it from him, but, I might as well ask, how we all doing this week? Everything good?
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[[NEW PINNED FOR THE 2ND PART OF THE TAKEOVER!!]
🍨o-oh dear. . .i-i hope i'm not intruding on anyone. . .Oh no. . .W-where i-is miss Pizzelle? . . .oh dear. . .
[SHIMA THE CAT TAKESOVER!!!]
[INFO BELOW]
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//WHAT THE FUDGE.
...
You know what.
Screw it.
Drop transparent PNGS.
I'm biting the bullet.
Finally...
BANNER TIME.
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Okay who might be down for like
A pokepasta multimuse......
Image for attention
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🐑Welp, i'm bored, so, as a cult sponsored activity, WE ARE PLAYING AMONG US! reply to join! image for attention
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//okay but like uh
...
Do you all even like me?
Do y'all think I'm a good parody?
Please, Tell me
I must know what the general opinion is about me
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I think I'm gonna go on an actual unfollowing spree
Moots are safe, and so are people I find cool
But I need to finally free up room
But anyways reply below to get a free shimbelbopper
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//you know
I just wanna make it known
I really do want small parodies to succeed.
Like
I was a small parody once.
And well
Nowadays I wanna use my power, to help out all of the small ones, beacuse just as I did
I want them to climb the ranks to become big.
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🐑human WHY-
//I dunno, I wanna know what people think
🐑I swear to me-
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🐑oh god no. . . .
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you should join my
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should
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strike starts in 30 minuets for me, i'm gonna be heading out, most likely not posting much, maybe an IC post here and there, MAYBE, but, other then that, don't yell at people who don't post much about it, and do your clicks. fox out
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//also, I'm just gonna say this
Remember to do your clicks please
Also
Don't harass people in the next three days about if they are doing the strikes or not
It doesn't do anything for anyone except ruin things.
And enough things are being ruined as is
⬇️⬇️
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🐑ah, good morning my flock! It seems today is gonna be a good day! At least, better then yesterday!
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//y'all I literally just experienced my very first all nighter with, and I mean this completely litteraly, 0 winks of sleep.
My hands are shaking Jesus Christ help I didn't even want this to happen
Uh
Anyways good morning-
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I have a peer reviewed study here that says
...
Mm.
...
Well, it says your as straight as a bendy pencil.
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//NEW BANNER!!!!!!
I tried to do something silly with it, so see if you can find yourself in here!
List of @'s below
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🐑WOOOOOOOO
YEAH BABY
THAT'S WHAT I WAS WAITING THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT
WOOOOOO
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🐑...
...
Hmm.
A bird...?
...
Well then.
I've finally arrived.
Let's see what happens in this layer of hell.
[[PA LAMB TAKES OVER THE ACCOUNT FOR THE PURRFECTCROWNED EVENT
CHARACTER BIO BELOW]
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🐑damnit it's valentines day all over again...
how am i THIS BAD AT PULLING.
AM I CURSED OR SOMETHING????
LIKE
LAST TIME I TRIED TO ASK SOMEONE OUT I GOT HIT WITH A BRICK.
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//i agree with this point
And
I'm also gonna say it again
Attacking people and blocking them over not only posting about Palestine hasn't felt right, and has only ruined friendships methinks.
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//you know what.
YOU KNOW WHAT
SCREW IT!
I'M DONE BEING A NEGATIVE NANCY
I'VE LIVED THROUGH A PANDEMIC.
A PART OF A WAR THATS STILL GOING ON
AND NOW A GENOCIDE.
I THINK ITS TIME I START BEING POSITIVE, AND GIVING PEOPLE THE BOOST THEY NEED IN THEIR DAYS
NO MORE NEGATIVE TALK!
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//and THATS THAT, MARCH 3RD FOR ME.
yes I'm up at 12:00
I am thankful for what we were able to accomplish, and for once, we didn't end up fighting at the end of this!
It gives me hope.
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN STOP
WE HAVE TO SPEAK OUT FOR THOSE WHO CAN'T.
Alsotakethisfuckassthing
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🐑This . . .little. . .thing, scares me.
out of all of the lambs I've seen through my travels. . .
This one. . .scares me.
And I'm the one who eats suns for the joke.
. . .
I've watched this lamb bludgeon someone with that wooden sword.
. . .
i reiterate.
THIS ONE SCARES ME.
Lam-Lam offers you Blood and Roses
Happy Valentine's day 🩸🌹
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Parody Twitter Story Mode OST
315 - Solar Squabble
Lamb Boss Fight
No-hitting this Boss will allow use of the "Godly Weapons" set, useable by all characters
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🐑...
Why is everyone talking about being a freak?
...
That word triggers me.
Immensely.
Who started it
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🐑I love small PARODIES share this pie around so I can find them all
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🐑you have invoked the wrath of the lamb little writer.
Ahem
Lamb nation
GAS THAT HUMAN
GIVE THEM FOLLOWERS
its all fun and games until someone with like 1,000+ followers says ga-
... FUCK.
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//THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING
and like
I also think that as long as someone is still retweeting and posting
I feel that we shouldn't try and kill them if they post about their interests.
Even if they are, they still are retweeting and spreading the word
And that's GOOD.
People who cannot post about Palestine due to safety reasons like being in a Zionist household, being in a place where violent people hurt those who support Palestine, or other reasons out of their control shouldn’t be berated.
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//also, I might as well remind you all that they are still considering passing KOSA, so like
We may wanna do something about that I dunno
I mean
Again I dunno if it's gonna pass
But can we make sure it doesn't?
This isn't even activism this is me asking.
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//I may not be one for politics
But
What do y'all think of these cookies
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Alright
I will be regularly posting, and people should let others post regularly along side Palestine posting, ONLY IF THEY WANT TO. we have to RESPECT PEOPLE.
NOT TEAR THEM DOWN.
Daily clicks please
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//also if anyone is wondering if during prom lamb is even gonna be in a suit
BAH
HAHAHAHAHA
NO! HA
HE CAN'T FIT INTO ONE.
alsothismaybemyownhateofsuitsleakingintomycharacterBUTTHATDOESNTMATTER-
NO LAMB IN A SUIT FOR YOU
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🐑Why the hell is parody twitter trending oh me
uh
shit we are becoming mainstream this ain't good
uhhhhhhhhhhh
hi
please don't kill me i'm just a little lamb-
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Hey all, fox here, and I just wanna take a moment to announce... THE LAMB DRIVE ANIMATION UPDATE. this new update brings PNGS from ALL of the COTL animations on YouTube, along with organizing the drive a little bit! Check it out!
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//man uh
Who wants to join a GC
beacuse
I wanna be silly
With friends.....
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//BOOOOOOOOO YOU STINK FAKER
AND AS THE LAMB WOULD SAY
FALSE PROPHET.
THE REAL SPONGEBOB WOULD SUPPORT THE ONES WHO ARE SUFFERING
AND NOT THE ONES CAUSING MASS GENOCIDE.
#FreePalestineFromIsraeINOW
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Parody Twitter Story Mode Loading Screen
[ You can check out the art of the loading screens in the extra modes ]
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