Tristan Ford
@TFrower
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Gainesville, FL
Joined January 2011
Remember when the horny lemur sung to all of us as kids about how much he lusted over physically fit women and we just went with it because, "haha he likes to 'move it move it!'"?
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I don't understand the trans/non-binary community. Because I am neither. I don't understand women. Because I'm not a woman. I don't understand what it's like to be gay. Because I'm not gay. What I DO understand is that I support them and will learn so that I can be better.
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I would like @chrismccaleb & @kelleydixon to know that I went to a pretty great film school, but their Insider Podcasts are what took me to the next level. I learn more in an hour with them than I did in several full courses. Hope to work with you both one day!
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Constantly curious on how well I'd do on tinder and/or "The Bachelorette" but I'm way too happy in my relationship, and leading people on would be mean. But one of the things I'd say in my profile and on the show is that I can spell "Wednesday" without help.
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I don't cast immediate judgements on people, but the person who invented an overhead fan that ONLY works via remote, and doesn't have actual pull chains? That person belongs in Hell; a Hell that COULD be turned off with a remote, but the remote has no batteries.
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Oh shif, Frodo didn't even know Gandalf wasn't not dead. It's been a LONG two movies. #ReturnofTheKing #LiveTweet #Movies #Hashtags #LOTR
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"For Frodo!" ~ Aragorn "Bullshit!" ~ Tristan Frower #ReturnofTheKing #LiveTweet #Movies #Hashtags #LOTR
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The Ring is Frodo's burden to bear but Frodo is Sam's burden. #ReturnofTheKing #LiveTweet #Movies #Hashtags #LOTR
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Look, I've made a lot of jokes but this eye is legit terrifying. #ReturnofTheKing #LiveTweet #Movies #Hashtags #LOTR
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When Aragorn came strapped with the Dead Army, Liz and I both screamed, "OH SHIT" It was a magical moment. Also, the king is fucking dead. #ReturnofTheKing #LiveTweet #Movies #Hashtags #LOTR
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Legolas taking down the steroid Elephant was the coolest shit I've seen in a really long time! #ReturnofTheKing #LiveTweet #Movies #Hashtags #LOTR
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A bunch of horses just died in Mad Max: Fury Elephant. #ReturnofTheKing #LiveTweet #Movies #Hashtags #LOTR
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Frodo goddamn dies at least twice in every movie from increasingly stupid-ass reasons! #ReturnofTheKing #LiveTweet #Movies #Hashtags #LOTR
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