The Ancient Millennial ๐๐ซ
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Author of 52 Dates: A Handy Guide to Inexpensive Dating Goal: Kindest person on internet ๐ป She's happily married. ๐จ๐ฆ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐บ๐ฆ #blm #MyBodyMyChoice
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I try not to push my little webstore too often, but I do have one. It's a great place to get last minute gifts you can print out that are just downright lovely.
Especially one of my most popular downloads, the Permission Deck.
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The purest thing you'll see all day ๐ฅฐโค๏ธ๐ฅฐ The little wagging tail of wonder... oh my heart. Sound on most definitely.
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Dress my age, I'm being inappropriate... someone just told me.
So, I blocked them.
Now they don't have to worry about what I wear anymore.
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I googled "how many people have an internal monologue" and the results? 30-50%.
THAT'S IT. I honestly assumed everyone had a mind that just kept on going without ever stopping. Like me. Isn't that why entertainment is so popular?
I need to sit down.
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Shouldn't it really be called a teethbrush?
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At night, I'll still dream I'm in high school and haven't done my homework.
I've been out of high school for 22 years. When does it end!?
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I'm 49 TODAY!
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN??
I need to sit down. Someone get me a cheesecake immediately to help me cope with this traumatic situation.
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If you mention โmicrowaveโ and โteaโ in the same sentence, regardless of context, a British person will come out of nowhere and chide you.
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I'm a product of child poverty. I've gone days without eating, slept in cars, on benches, other people's couches if I was fortunate, didn't qualify for gov't help because my parents never filed their taxes. I fell through the cracks.
I'm still trying to climb out.
I will.
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Not to brag, but I can watch several seasons of a television show and never learn anyone's name.
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@PerennialHero
is aptly named for bringing the artist's link to my attention. I found the fawn video in a random batch of videos that had no source whatsoever, so, thank you SO much Josh!! Naomi is absolutely lovely.
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So, I'm almost done my fourth screenplay and it's gonna be filmed!
Low budget, but in about a year I'm gonna have a movie out!
Now, if CBC goes for the TV series, I might actually make it in this biz!
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The most dangerous part of being and adult is the fact you can go out and get a kitten, like, anytime you want to.
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If someone gives you a compliment, but you think theyโre making fun of you, you were probably bullied as a kid.
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I was a C-section baby. When I was born my mother told the nurse to "take her away, I don't want to see her".
Later, she said it was because I'd made her "fat."
Took her 24 hours to "tolerate me" - her words.
I think, some people shouldn't have children and that's OK.
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The fastest way to learn the right answer is to post the incorrect one on the internet.
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I feel comfortable knowing I purchased the right home.
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I turned 47 today.
It certainly doesn't feel like I'm 47. Not in my brain anyway. I still love to game and adventure as I always have. My perspectives in life have shifted enough that I've found happiness in who I am.
And that's the best birthday gift. โค๏ธ
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The senior citizens are gonna get an eyeful today!
They always think I'm in my 20s. I adore them. ๐คฃ
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I don't like when things fall on the floor and vanish. I just dropped... something? I heard it fall, but there's nothing there.
Where do all the things disappear to??
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How do you tell a very chatty person that literally never stops talking, while you're on the phone, that you have got to go? Literally... no breaks. How...?? She's talking right now and I'm not even sure she needs to breathe to be honest.
HALP!
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I got the audio reading gig!! I'm officially professional!!!!
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So, yeah, CBC just scheduled a meeting with me to discuss my TV series and the eligibility requirments.
OMG! The next step has happened! WOO!
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@WholesomeMeme
This is 100% not Mark Hamill. Although this man is also a treasure and is well worth putting the spotlight on!
@1Flukeskywalker
is an absolute delight!
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Spent 2 minutes trying to find the pencil behind my ear...
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I saw a teenager singing her heart out & playing beautiful piano in the middle of a mall of strangers that couldn't care less.
I applauded her when she was done & her mother hurried overn & in the gentlest voice asked if I'd like a card.
I took a card. Somehow, I'll do more.
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I grew up with parents that despised each other. They stayed together "for us". My brother called it the house of hate.
Don't stay for the kids, you aren't doing us any favours. You're just showing us how to hide a problem, not deal with it.
Leave and heal or work it out.
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Not to brag, but I made the perfect amount of pasta for dinner tonight.
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Not being famous is pretty friggin' inconvenient when youโre trying to promote something.
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This getting older thing is stupid.
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Why are dish towels so water repellent? They just smear the water around. Wtf?
I have one dish towel that absorbs water. It was my mother's and she purchased it in 1973.
I can't lose this precious towel.
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Itโs never been โmovie popcornโ has it?
Itโs preview popcorn.
Thatโs what it really is.
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Note to self:
Laptops charge faster if you plug in BOTH ends.
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Some of you were never given a note to buy your mom's smokes at the local drugstore across the big road when you were 5 years old and it shows.
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Anyone got one of them portals to another dimension? I'm ready to ditch this dimension it's broken.
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Iโve looked in the fridge 4 times and nothing has changed. There are no snacks.
There is only Zuul.
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Why is the sleepiness at my desk non-transferable when I move to the bed?
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When I was a kid my dad had me convinced that if the car light was on at night while driving, the cops would pull us over and give us a ticket. ๐
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I've been struggling with a very heavy question.
Should I make pizza?
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It's too bad the name Lance isn't more popular. There was a time when people were named Lance a lot.
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I'm, apparently, a spuddler. To spuddle is a 17th century term that means to be extremely busy but not actually achieve tangible results.
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I love how many of us run around pretending to be normal hoping no one catches that it's all an act.
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Tell me something you DON'T have, that pretty much everyone usually has.
Me? I don't have a microwave.
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I share the same birthday as Henry Cavill and he's never once wished me a happy birthday. ๐
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@CharlotteKent20
My sweet cat, Seiserr would try to get INTO my mouth every time I sang. She was always trying to figure out where that sound was coming from.
I miss her soooo much.
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One of the nice things about being a tall female is being able to aid short females at the grocery store. One lady asked me to follow her back to the aisle in question while saying. "My husband isn't here and I don't want to ask a strange man, do you mind?"
No ma'am, I do not.
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I have a vital question I need answered, please.
Chocolate covered peanuts or chocolate covered raisins?
Raisins, right?
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If Batman is the night, why donโt the criminals just do their crime during the day?
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I'm not looking for validation anymore. I'm just going to do what I want.
Doesn't that sound like more fun?
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This is a good luck tweet. If you see this tweet, you've been blessed by the good luck Canadian. โค๏ธ
(That's me!)
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Fun fact:
History does in fact repeat itself.
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There's something about me that makes strangers comfortable enough to tell me some incredibly private things in about 2 minutes.
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OK, after 2 months of searching I have a production company interested in working with me on my TV series!! I just got the call, I still have to meet everyone and go through the red tape... but... SQUEEEEEEEEEE!
Fingers crossed dudes, this could be AMAZING!!
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I think itโs high time we stop trying to appeal to the hearts of people that donโt have them.
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This has been an amazing day!
I haven't even had to put pants on once.
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I am so gruntled to learn that gruntled is a word.
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If your kids ever ask you why you had them, don't respond with, "I never wanted kids, it was just expected."
That stuff sticks with a kid all the way into adulthood.
I know this.
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Thousands of us writers and various artists trying to sell their wares and some lady selling her farts in a jar makes $38,000 a week.
Trust me dudes, it's not your work, humanity is literally collapsing in real time right before our eyes.
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If Iโm not following you back, please donโt bite my head off in DMs and then block me. Perhaps try interacting with me or something.
Iโm a little slow, but Iโll figure it out.
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Watching Cloud Atlas. I'm an hour in and I still have no idea wtf is going on.
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Husband: Dogs are so good. They're even better than some people.
Me: All dogs are better than all people.
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If you see this you're being visited by the Good Luck Canadian.
Me.
Good luck, eh! ๐จ๐ฆ
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There is no news.
There is only propaganda now.
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Please take a moment to enjoy this video of waves crashing against the shore all peaceful like. Especially if you are overworked, overwhelmed, underpaid or all of these at the same time.
There is also a touch of wildlife at the end.
Breathe. โค๏ธ
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I put the cookies back and had an apple.
Does that mean I deserve a cookie for being good?
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When my brother was 13 my father said to him, 'son, I've seen better legs on chickens."
My Dad thought he was being funny and my brother not only never wore shorts again (he's 44) he used to double up his pants to make his legs look thicker.
Careful what you tell a kid.
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Carefully trying to pluck out a white hair, accidentally plucked the wrong one!
It was also white. ๐
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Nothing takes out blood stains like peroxide.
Please, don't ask how I know this.
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Any sock that doesnโt have a hole in it can be paired with any other sock that doesnโt have a hole in it.
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Being brutally honest doesn't make someone better. There's never a reason for brutal. How about "kindly honest?" How come no one ever brags about that?
Well I'm gonna... I'm kindly honest. I will tell you the truth in the kindest most loving way possible every time.
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At 13 I could fall out of a tree and laugh it off.
Now? I sleep on my arm funny and I'm broken for 3 days.
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Husband: I'd like a crow as a pet.
Me: Would you keep it in a cage?
Husband: Maybe not a pet. Just a crow that comes around, sits on my shoulder. It caws at me, brings me shiny things.
Me: A crow that likes you.
Husband: Yes. I want a crow that likes me.
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I speak out against racism. If that causes you to block me, well, thank you. Youโve just saved me a lot of trouble.
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I don't understand the people that complain about their partners like it's funny. Like being in a miserable relationship is some kind of sarcastic sitcom.
I love my husband. I support him and I don't have anything bad to say about him to be honest.
And I'm still funny dammit.
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Today I celebrate 20 years with my husband. He's put up with me for so long... and he'll just keep on putting up with me because he's the kindest, most loving person I have ever met.
I'm so freaking lucky. โค๏ธ
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I feel the Twitter tension.
Everything's gonna be OK, my dudes. One day everything will be consumed by our exploding sun and none of this will ever have mattered anyway.
Chin up!
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Lisa, for the love of god stop using the word JUST in EVERY SENTENCE YOU WRITE.
Please. Just... please.
Wait...
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On more than one occasion my husband has been stopped by a random lady at the grocery store and flirted with because he was using a list.
I'm not sure who can benefit from this information, but there it is.
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My actual name is Lisa Nicole, but you can call me Lisa or TAM.
I'm primarily a singer, but, hope one day to be a very busy screenplay writer.
I like finding people who are lovely and I've found so many here on Twitter. And you know what else is lovely?
The block option.
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The actor dude with 25 million followers said yes!
I have to wait till everything is all worked out before I reveal anything more... but... WOOOOT!
I friggin' finally pitched a script and had it accepted!
We're talking this week.
Am so happy!
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If you've ever yawned and pulled your neck out, you're prolly over 45.
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I think my silliest personality trait is that I never stopped believing that one day I'll manifest superpowers.
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I may be having a rough day, but my hair looks fab.
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I received another production company referral!! I'm so happy!
CBC is interested in one of my TV series, but I must come with a production company. Now I have two potentials to interview.
Fingers crossed!
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Anytime someone asks me, "what's wrong with you?" - and it's quite often. I respond, "Nothing's wrong with me, I just happen to be a very intelligent person that grew up in severe and unfortunate circumstances."
Their response? To pretend they didn't ask the question.
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I shamelessly had pancakes for dinner.
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A young actor dude with 25 million followers on Tiktok is reviewing one of my short films to see if he'd be interested in doing it for his followers.
25 million people might see one of my short films! WOOT!
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So, I was actually told by this dude that I make too many obsessive tweets about my husband.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ๐คฃ
I thanked him for unfollowing me for it. I hope he finds love one day. Might change his perspective.
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My mom passed away almost 18 years ago, which means my Dad passed away 14 years ago. I didn't have a great relationship with either. Mom battled severe mental illness and Dad was an alcoholic.
And even still... I get the urge to call them when something good happens.
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Not too bad for someone who's seen 48 Springs and isn't wearing a drop of makeup.
Prolly should brush out the rat's nest before I go anywhere.
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It's done. I've secured the production company for my TV series Canadian Strange! Landed Entertainments.
Now I get to reply to CBC saying, "BOO YA! I got myself a production company! WOO WOO!"
I'm paraphrasing slightly.
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The problem with good people is they don't want to be politicians. The few that do get eaten alive.
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Sometimes, I feel I should be giving my husband regular tours around our home, and then, maybe, just maybe, he might know where something is. ๐
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I haven't seen Ratatouille.
How is this possible? I'm a Disney/Pixar junky.
I am ashamed. I shall watch it now to lift the shame I have brought upon family.
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I've never seen a car in the colour of... gasoline? Lol
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I'm decidedly unfunny today.
Depression is an insidious enemy. It often comes without warning and without reason.
Sending love to those also struggling today. We'll get through it, one day at a time. โค๏ธ
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I think one of my biggest issues in life has been assuming that everyone thinks like I do. Theyโll have compassion, logic, empathy and all those helpful thingsโฆ but I was totally wrong on that one.
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I prefer the days when pants are optional.
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